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      06-30-2015, 06:19 PM   #9703
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The GT350....Take good care of that.
Ooooooooo...you can bet your rotting corpse I will!
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I had Pneumonia three weeks ago, along with two ear infections and strep throat. Well, it turns out I still have an ear infection and although strep is gone, my throat is still infected.
I had that last week. My DR said my throat "looks angry." Gave me a shot in my ass and a Z Pack and I was feeling better by day 3.
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Burial. I hate the heat.
Amen. I don't want to end up in an urn looking like a hotel ice bucket. I was reading my will last year before I was induced and I saw my attorney had it incorrectly stated that I wanted to be cremated. I flipped out lol
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Tara inspired breakfast this AM.


Mocha Frappe for my fatass.
Sara your ass is not fat .
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      06-30-2015, 06:34 PM   #9707
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Mid-afternoon snack.
...you drive a vert?
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Sara your ass is not fat .
I think you meant to say phat....
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I think you meant to say phat....
It's neither. It's flat
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      06-30-2015, 06:38 PM   #9710
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...you drive a vert?
Coupe. Verts are for...oh...nevermind

The angle of the sun made it brighter than it should have been.
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Sara your ass is not fat .
...aaaaaannnddd the suckup award of the day goes to...
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      06-30-2015, 06:40 PM   #9712
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It's neither. It's flat
Short and Flat??? There is a cure for flat ass syndrome - squats will do wonders
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Coupe. Verts are for...oh...nevermind

The angle of the sun made it brighter than it should have been.
Careful....

At least I didn't mention the auto transmission...
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      06-30-2015, 06:42 PM   #9714
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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Short and Flat??? There is a cure for flat ass syndrome - squats will do wonders
Ugh I know I know. I'll make that my New Years resolution for a week next year.
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At least I didn't mention the auto transmission...
Buuuuttt it's a DCT...really...
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Buuuuttt it's a DCT...really...
Thank you! Thank you! Finally someone gets it. DCT is not auto.
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      06-30-2015, 06:48 PM   #9718
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Thank you! Thank you! Finally someone gets it. DCT is not auto.
Exactly right! Except when it's in auto!
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      06-30-2015, 06:52 PM   #9719
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...aaaaaannnddd the suckup award of the day goes to...
Sorry for that , probably it's because English is not my first language , but I speak and write 4 languages .
But the strange thing is that I was on Google-Translate for the translation and to check the word fat .
And fat is actually in other words also also thick,so the word fat translated to Nederlands means dik ans seems to be ok ?
That's why I said to Sara your ass is not fat
So ?!?!
Is Google Translate wrong or is it me ?
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Short and Flat??? There is a cure for flat ass syndrome - squats will do wonders
True !
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Ugh I know I know. I'll make that my New Years resolution for a week next year.

...there is no cure for short though...but it's always appreciate a shorty day...
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Thank you! Thank you! Finally someone gets it. DCT is not auto.
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...there is no cure for short though...but it's always appreciate a shorty day...
Today's cure. 6 inches.
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I had that last week. My DR said my throat "looks angry." Gave me a shot in my ass and a Z Pack and I was feeling better by day 3.
Your heels looking really special , so Sara I need to say that you have nice looking shoes....and sexy too !
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