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      05-18-2016, 04:20 PM   #9549
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Those that are hung don't need to measure. Nice approach though.
How big is yours, then?

It's not an approach, it's a mockery.
No idea. I don't measure.
Was joking about approach. Not smooth at all.
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      05-18-2016, 04:22 PM   #9550
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No idea. I don't measure.
Was joking about approach. Not smooth at all.
Yes... that was... the joke... on both counts.
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      05-18-2016, 04:28 PM   #9552
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No idea. I don't measure.
Was joking about approach. Not smooth at all.
Slim Jim, aspirin bottle, pepperoni stick, soda can, or Pringles can?
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Why the sad face, I fucking love sausage.
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I know, I know, I forgot you're 11" and up only
I share one story and it gets plastered to the internet.

We can't be friends anymore.
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      05-18-2016, 04:35 PM   #9554
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I share one story and it gets plastered to the internet.

We can't be friends anymore.
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Well considering that I ranted about socks last night, and today the kids spent an hour while pairing up theirs and then I spent an hour teaching our Shepard to take the socks to the washer, I am not asking that much to be entertained!

Cone the fuck on men, just try a little.
Would you and bimmette , Biorin Sara504 prefer words of affirmation (Example: you're so awesome at ________) or acts of gratitude (Example: your man does the laundry from time to time) from the men in your lives?
Both. Everybody needs some positive affirmation from time to time and stuff around the house should be split if both people are working full time.
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Well considering that I ranted about socks last night, and today the kids spent an hour while pairing up theirs and then I spent an hour teaching our Shepard to take the socks to the washer, I am not asking that much to be entertained!

Cone the fuck on men, just try a little.
Would you and bimmette , Biorin Sara504 prefer words of affirmation (Example: you're so awesome at ________) or acts of gratitude (Example: your man does the laundry from time to time) from the men in your lives?
Both. Everybody needs some positive affirmation from time to time and stuff around the house should be split if both people are working full time.
@bimmette for you.
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      05-18-2016, 06:01 PM   #9558
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Well considering that I ranted about socks last night, and today the kids spent an hour while pairing up theirs and then I spent an hour teaching our Shepard to take the socks to the washer, I am not asking that much to be entertained!

Cone the fuck on men, just try a little.
Would you and bimmette , Biorin Sara504 prefer words of affirmation (Example: you're so awesome at ________) or acts of gratitude (Example: your man does the laundry from time to time) from the men in your lives?
Both. Everybody needs some positive affirmation from time to time and stuff around the house should be split if both people are working full time.
@bimmette for you.
Haha thanks. I remember him. I also remember the Bruce Willis character on friends talking to himself in the mirror. Anyone remember that?
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      05-18-2016, 06:51 PM   #9559
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Tell him to drive off for a bit, tell him to reinvent himself a bit.
Tough love, but either he is self sabotaging, or he's afraid of us.
I think that this is a must.
He's been out with a couple of world class beauties. Really. One or two you may recognize but no joy.

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No, dude is going to have to show up with a fine lady and close the deal in front of your group, especially the ladies.
He has. We all had to cool it because we are a bit too fun. No deal closed.

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Get him some roofies as a gift
The gift that keeps on giving. In jail.
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      05-18-2016, 07:19 PM   #9560
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@bimmette for you.
I love this skit!
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Why the sad face, I fucking love sausage.
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      05-18-2016, 09:10 PM   #9561
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Haha thanks. I remember him. I also remember the Bruce Willis character on friends talking to himself in the mirror. Anyone remember that?
You're a NEAT guy! A love machine!
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Haha thanks. I remember him. I also remember the Bruce Willis character on friends talking to himself in the mirror. Anyone remember that?
You'e a NEAT guy! A love machine!
: That was a good one. The age difference jokes with Ross dating his daughter too
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      05-19-2016, 07:01 AM   #9563
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Both. Everybody needs some positive affirmation from time to time and stuff around the house should be split if both people are working full time.
+1.


At least we can still get some real responses, on occasion.
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      05-19-2016, 11:02 AM   #9564
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I approve the dress code and the place so shut the fuck up you critic!
Hey, you shut the fuck up. I never said I didn't approve of the place or the dress code, that's why it's my choice for interviews AND nights out, damnit!



Wine, dine, and sixty nine

or

Smoke, poke, and ride a boat?
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Hey, you shut the fuck up. I never said I didn't approve of the place or the dress code, that's why it's my choice for interviews AND nights out, damnit!



Wine, dine, and sixty nine

or

Smoke, poke, and ride a boat?
Oh so now I'm over sensitive?

Well fuck ya, you conservative!
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      05-21-2016, 01:55 AM   #9566
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Ok, responding to a question a couple weeks ago about what car would get my attention and I saw one today in my mirror:
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Ok, responding to a question a couple weeks ago about what car would get my attention and I saw one today in my mirror:
You've seen nothing yet.

Once you reach LA, you'll see all kinds of pink cars. You'll be amazed how crazy some mainland China people can get with their cars.
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Ok, responding to a question a couple weeks ago about what car would get my attention and I saw one today in my mirror:
You've seen nothing yet.

Once you reach LA, you'll see all kinds of pink cars. You'll be amazed how crazy some mainland China people can get with their cars.
Oh god.

You coming out on Friday night?
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