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      05-18-2016, 02:39 PM   #9527
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It descended to new lows.
I still read the early days of this thread and laugh at myself at times. Jesus I am such a fuck up it is hilarious to try to remember all the old stories.

I'll be very interesting demented relative one day.
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Well considering that I ranted about socks last night, and today the kids spent an hour while pairing up theirs and then I spent an hour teaching our Shepard to take the socks to the washer, I am not asking that much to be entertained!

Cone the fuck on men, just try a little.
Well, my son just got home and made us smell his stinky socks. Er, tried to.
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Well considering that I ranted about socks last night, and today the kids spent an hour while pairing up theirs and then I spent an hour teaching our Shepard to take the socks to the washer, I am not asking that much to be entertained!

Cone the fuck on men, just try a little.
Would you and bimmette , Biorin Sara504 prefer words of affirmation (Example: you're so awesome at ________) or acts of gratitude (Example: your man does the laundry from time to time) from the men in your lives?
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I'm seeing low grade commercial carpeting and rug burn testing.
High grade carpet burns.
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Is that why nobody wants to hire me? Because I go to interviews dressed like a $20 8 mile whore?
Seems like you're getting the interviews....so it's probably either luck of the draw or you need to hone your interviewing skills.

If you aren't doing so already...always send a "thank you" follow-up email within the day of the interview. Leave it open-ended too.
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High grade carpet burns.
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Would you and bimmette , Biorin Sara504 prefer words of affirmation (Example: you're so awesome at ________) or acts of gratitude (Example: your man does the laundry from time to time) from the men in your lives?
By Finnish law (it could only be a family rule but anyways), women are not allowed in any case to do laundry. We also are not allowed to fill a dishwasher nor cam we own a hoover.

I know this puts us ladies here in to a difficult position, but it works for me okay, I guess. We also have a few rules that makes it impossible for men to drive and so on but who would need to hear about those.

So what was the question?
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Well considering that I ranted about socks last night, and today the kids spent an hour while pairing up theirs and then I spent an hour teaching our Shepard to take the socks to the washer, I am not asking that much to be entertained!

Cone the fuck on men, just try a little.
Ok...here I go. I have a single friend who has a reputation of NOT being a closer and it has leaked into the general gestalt of of the dating scene in this area. We (his lifelong friends) are trying to coach him but we are starting to believe that it is a lost cause. Here are the two questions:

Are we on a fool's errand?
Will he be able to recover from being seen in this manner and having this reputation?

Thanks!
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I still read the early days of this thread and laugh at myself at times. Jesus I am such a fuck up it is hilarious to try to remember all the old stories.

I'll be very interesting demented relative one day.
One day?

We all fall into this category at this moment.

THIS. IS. OT. (With apologies to Gerard Butler in, "300".)
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Ok...here I go. I have a single friend who has a reputation of NOT being a closer and it has leaked into the general gestalt of of the dating scene in this area. We (his lifelong friends) are trying to coach him but we are starting to believe that it is a lost cause. Here are the two questions:

Are we on a fool's errand? Yes, if it's gone public.

Will he be able to recover from being seen in this manner and having this reputation?

No. Unless he waits for the city's population to cycle or he moves.

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Answers above, but...

When you say he's not a closer... You mean in terms of the "pick up" phase or post-date intimacy phase or the long-term relationship phase? I was thinking the first phase.
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Ok...here I go. I have a single friend who has a reputation of NOT being a closer and it has leaked into the general gestalt of of the dating scene in this area. We (his lifelong friends) are trying to coach him but we are starting to believe that it is a lost cause. Here are the two questions:

Are we on a fool's errand?
Will he be able to recover from being seen in this manner and having this reputation?

Thanks!
Tell him to drive off for a bit, tell him to reinvent himself a bit.
Tough love, but either he is self sabotaging, or he's afraid of us.
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Well considering that I ranted about socks last night, and today the kids spent an hour while pairing up theirs and then I spent an hour teaching our Shepard to take the socks to the washer, I am not asking that much to be entertained!

Cone the fuck on men, just try a little.
Ok...here I go. I have a single friend who has a reputation of NOT being a closer and it has leaked into the general gestalt of of the dating scene in this area. We (his lifelong friends) are trying to coach him but we are starting to believe that it is a lost cause. Here are the two questions:

Are we on a fool's errand?
Will he be able to recover from being seen in this manner and having this reputation?

Thanks!
No, dude is going to have to show up with a fine lady and close the deal in front of your group, especially the ladies.
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No, dude is going to have to show up with a fine lady and close the deal in front of your group, especially the ladies.
Confidence has to be built.
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No, dude is going to have to show up with a fine lady and close the deal in front of your group, especially the ladies.
Confidence has to be built.
Agreed. Your species does not mate with the weak. This guy will have to be real and confident or use a pro to get his confidence up. If not, he is DOA with his female peer group. FWB works as well.
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Lups bimmette Sara504 Biorin why is it that when I show girls my 10" dick and ask them if they want to take a load to the face from it sometimes they don't respond immediately?? Wtf is wrong with women, like, quit playing games???

*2 hours later*

Why are you guys ignoring my question? I guess I scared you all cuz you're prudes. This thread blows.

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Lups bimmette Sara504 Biorin why is it that when I show girls my 10" dick and ask them if they want to take a load to the face from it that sometimes they don't respond immediately?? Wtf is wrong with women, like, quit playing games???

*2 hours later*

Why are you guys ignoring my question? I guess I scared you all cuz you're prudes. This thread blows.

Those that are hung don't need to measure. Nice approach though.
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Lups bimmette Sara504 Biorin why is it that when I show girls my 10" dick and ask them if they want to take a load to the face from it sometimes they don't respond immediately?? Wtf is wrong with women, like, quit playing games???

*2 hours later*

Why are you guys ignoring my question? I guess I scared you all cuz you're prudes. This thread blows.

Hey it wasn't personal, I just don't respond to 10" size!
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Hey it wasn't personal, I just don't respond to 10" size!
I know, I know, I forgot you're 11" and up only
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Lups bimmette Sara504 Biorin why is it that when I show girls my 10" dick and ask them if they want to take a load to the face from it sometimes they don't respond immediately?? Wtf is wrong with women, like, quit playing games???

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Why are you guys ignoring my question? I guess I scared you all cuz you're prudes. This thread blows.

Hey it wasn't personal, I just don't respond to 10" size!
You left the whole under 10" crowd with hopes that at a load to face is an option.
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Those that are hung don't need to measure. Nice approach though.
How big is yours, then?

It's not an approach, it's a mockery.
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