Ask a girl anything?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Tonka! In my mind you're like a REAL
nice guy. Don't know you IRL, but that's my gut.

Come on now cheap-O fix that damn AC so you can crank it up for some hard nipples!

Maybe if my office were filled with the likes of Dana Gordon i'd make this place an ice box. But with the current crop at the office.... no thanks. Need the perfect temperature to keep them well covered, yet nipples flaccid.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Maybe if my office were filled with the likes of Dana Gordon i'd make this place an ice box. But with the current crop at the office.... no thanks. Need the perfect temperature to keep them well covered, yet nipples flaccid.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Maybe if my office were filled with the likes of Dana Gordon i'd make this place an ice box. But with the current crop at the office.... no thanks. Need the perfect temperature to keep them well covered, yet nipples flaccid.

Tonka..gotta even out the herd. Hire a titty monster!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Tonka..gotta even out the herd. Hire a titty monster!

Got one already. Just don't want to see them.

I'd hire only hotties, but not many hot chicks can handle the glamour and glitz of the flooring industry.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Got one already. Just don't want to see them.

I'd hire only hotties, but not many hot chicks can handle the glamour and glitz of the flooring industry.

There's always room for admins and receptionists.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Tonka..gotta even out the herd. Hire a titty monster!

Oh man.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Got one already. Just don't want to see them.

I'd hire only hotties, but not many hot chicks can handle the glamour and glitz of the flooring industry.

I'll sell some floors. Give the potential carpet customers some E, show them how to rub their face on the different textures and how good it feels.

Wood floors I'll explain in depth how the rich mahogany will actually suck the AIDS right out due to the microscopic pores enriched with nectar from the rare blue legged honeybee.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'll sell some floors. Give the potential carpet customers some E, show them how to rub their face on the different textures and how good it feels.

Wood floors I'll explain in depth how the rich mahogany will actually suck the AIDS right out due to the microscopic pores enriched with nectar from the rare blue legged honeybee.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Got one already. Just don't want to see them.

I'd hire only hotties, but not many hot chicks can handle the glamour and glitz of the flooring industry.

I dunno. In my mind, flooring and low cut tops seem to go hand in hand.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by duck fat

I dunno. In my mind, flooring and low cut tops seem to go hand in hand.

It's somewhat tricky because the guys shopping for flooring hate it unless there is a hot chick in a short skirt and low cut top helping them.

But then the guy is always shopping wth his wife who's not a fan of the short skirt and low cut top.

So the woman sales person ( Axius in this case) has to balance the skirt length and cleavage shown to keep the guy interested without making enemies with the wife, who's really making the decisions.

Either way, we mostly do commercial work which means the majority of my employees are construction type guys. Hooray.

[Axius]

Is that why nobody wants to hire me? Because I go to interviews dressed like a $20 8 mile whore?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

Is that why nobody wants to hire me? Because I go to interviews dressed like a $20 8 mile whore?

No, that's why you always have dried up "icing" in your eye lashes.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Axius

Is that why nobody wants to hire me? Because I go to interviews dressed like a $20 8 mile whore?

No. It's because you go to the interviews dressed. If you stopped with the dresses, your chances would improve. Nobody wants to put in a separate washroom just for you.

[UglyBuzzard]

Where did our women go?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Where did our women go?

Have you read this shit? Even I have better things to do than participating in this.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Is that why nobody wants to hire me? Because I go to interviews dressed like a $20 8 mile whore?

I approve the dress code and the place so shut the fuck up you critic!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Have you read this shit? Even I have better things to do than participating in this.

What do you want from us!?!?! All the good questions have been asked!!!

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Lups

Have you read this shit? Even I have better things to do than participating in this.

It is now a ask a woman why they don't participate in the ask a woman anything thread.

I know you have a good answer to my question a couple of pages back. 😛

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

What do you want from us!?!?! All the good questions have been asked!!!

Well considering that I ranted about socks last night, and today the kids spent an hour while pairing up theirs and then I spent an hour teaching our Shepard to take the socks to the washer, I am not asking that much to be entertained!

Cone the fuck on men, just try a little.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Where did our women go?

Originally Posted by Lups

Have you read this shit? Even I have better things to do than participating in this.

It descended to new lows.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

It descended to new lows.

+1. This thread sucks now.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by duck fat

I dunno. In my mind, flooring and low cut tops seem to go hand in hand.

I'm seeing low grade commercial carpeting and rug burn testing.