Ask a girl anything?

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Torgus

Source: I'm married to and know a number of finns.

Being married to one Finn sounds like a challenge, but I commend you for taking your vows with a number of them! True dedication, sir.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Torgus

Yeah, as much as naked chicks in a Sauna sounds cool it really isn't all that amazing. Especially if the Sauna is up to temp and some finn keeps putting more water on the rocks making your eyes feel like they are going to burn out of your skull. The best part of the sauna experience for me is running into the lake and then back in the sauna on repeat.

Now in the lake some groping tends to happen if everyone is skinny dipping. Which they should be if it's night.

Source: I'm married to and know a number of finns.

Originally Posted by Biorin

Being married to one Finn sounds like a challenge, but I commend you for taking your vows with a number of them! True dedication, sir.

I too echo Biorin's comments. Do you perhaps live in Utah?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I too echo Biorin's comments. Do you perhaps live in Utah?

It's actually a northern Finnish region populated mostly with Ethnic Lapps.

Üutåäåa

[Lups]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

It's actually a northern Finnish region populated mostly with Ethnic Lapps.

Üutåäåa

Um, lapps? As in saame speakers?

I doubt they'd move to utah, the reindeer population is minimal there.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Lups

Um, lapps? As in saame speakers?

I doubt they'd move to utah, the reindeer population is minimal there.

There is also minimal death metal, which I assume is a vital ingredient to happy life for any Finn. I am pretty sure that everyone who lives in Utah is also "nevernude", which seems to also be anathema to the Finnish existence. So, yeah, I think you are right.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

There is also minimal death metal, which I assume is a vital ingredient to happy life for any Finn. I am pretty sure that everyone who lives in Utah is also "nevernude", which seems to also be anathema to the Finnish existence. So, yeah, I think you are right.

Wait.

Where was it suggested that there is a Finnish community that doesn't run around naked while listening to awesomely awesome music?

I'm suing.

[Torgus]

Hah Massachusetts. Surprising number of finns. It's kind of sad the next gen Finns don't seem to care as much about their past but I guess it makes sense as they become more American and less finnish in the melting pot if that makes any sense. Like there is the big Finn hall and they used to have big celebrations and the summer finnish games which I guess we're kind of like the summer Olympics for them. Now they festivals and events are barely attended. They don't have the games anymore. I like to go and listen to their stories and the food is always good. Like my father in law introduced me to met big ogre with fingers like sausages turns out he was a weightlifting champion and had some crazy stories. My FIL was the finnish wresting champion for one year only, as he tells it, the guy who was better than him was in jail, so for one year he was the champion in his weight class until the guy got out. I really wanted to learn finnish but I have no one but my wife to speak it to so kind of pointless.

Utah? No thanks.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

Um, lapps? As in saame speakers?

I doubt they'd move to utah, the reindeer population is minimal there.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

There is also minimal death metal, which I assume is a vital ingredient to happy life for any Finn. I am pretty sure that everyone who lives in Utah is also "nevernude", which seems to also be anathema to the Finnish existence. So, yeah, I think you are right.

I dunno, he originally implied that he was married to more than one Finn (ie. married to and know a number of Finns)...and not being from your strange country, I thought Utah was the place where there was a lot of polygamy.

Lame attempt at a joke fell flat. That is all.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I dunno, he originally implied that he was married to more than one Finn (ie. married to and know a number of Finns)...and not being from your strange country, I thought Utah was the place where there was a lot of polygamy.

Lame attempt at a joke fell flat. That is all.

I thought it was funny... then again, I am very lame, so this might not actually be helpful.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I dunno, he originally implied that he was married to more than one Finn (ie. married to and know a number of Finns)...and not being from your strange country, I thought Utah was the place where there was a lot of polygamy.

Lame attempt at a joke fell flat. That is all.

I got it and enjoyed it as well. Also agree with Biorin's statement about her being lame.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I got it and enjoyed it as well. Also agree with Biorin's statement about her being lame.

Also enjoyed... extend lameness to Mr Tonka by virtue of his response and Verbiage since he appreciated. And me, because reasons.

[Torgus]

Rukoilkaa minulle vaimoni on suomalainen.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Also enjoyed... extend lameness to Mr Tonka by virtue of his response and Verbiage since he appreciated. And me, because reasons.

You're like a u-boat sinking a seamaster.


#horologic

[1MOREMOD]

I'm a sea dweller so will see you at the bottom

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Also enjoyed... extend lameness to Mr Tonka by virtue of his response and Verbiage since he appreciated. And me, because reasons.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Oh man.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

[IMG]http://www.returnofkings.com/wp-cont...lored_4350.jpg[/IMG]

I'm no white knight haha.


#nokkk #rainbowcoalition

Also, truth.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Torgus

Rukoilkaa minulle vaimoni on suomalainen.

Rukoilkaa puolestani, vaimoni on suomalainen.

(sorry, I have issues.)

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

#rainbowcoalition

Finally, rationale. This explains your infatuation with automatic trannies.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I'm no white knight haha.


#nokkk #rainbowcoalition

Also, truth.

Pretty much sums it up right here...

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Finally, rationale. This explains your infatuation with automatic trannies.

You would think he might prefer to jiggle the stick but I guess he likes his stick jiggling to be done by someone else.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by duck fat

You would think he might prefer to jiggle the stick but I guess he likes his stick jiggling to be done by someone else.

I'd save some face for him here and say his wife likes to jiggle his stick, but it's not present at all. Looks like they both prefer to be ridden than to ride.


Hey, to each his own. Whatever suits your...tranny.