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      05-05-2016, 05:22 PM   #9307
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Perhaps a gift certificate for some therapy. Post-slaying.
Meh, I'm never cruel. I'm just sometimes too observant and willing to use my clues against them.

The sad thing is, I have this instinct towards women and women and I don't get a long. I see what the women in the mans lives did and why, and the same goes for the women. I know why they are as they are.

It just sometimes is like"right. You're cornering me. I've given you the options and you don't back away. Let's see what the boogey man delivers"

And again, I'm not nice. I give people their chances and if I like them, in a whole, I let them be even if they don't deserve it. A random person sadly doesn't have the luxury of a shared history.

So in my life, I've walked out from a bar with a taken man. Two steps out, they've known exactly what I think of them. After that I've talked to their exes and explained to them why I give a shit.

It actually isn't nice to be called a bitch and a whore but the women always are slow to realize that they gained.
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Meh, I'm never cruel. I'm just sometimes too observant and willing to use my clues against them.

The sad thing is, I have this instinct towards women and women and I don't get a long. I see what the women in the mans lives did and why, and the same goes for the women. I know why they are as they are.

It just sometimes is like"right. You're cornering me. I've given you the options and you don't back away. Let's see what the boogey man delivers"

And again, I'm not nice. I give people their chances and if I like them, in a whole, I let them be even if they don't deserve it. A random person sadly doesn't have the luxury of a shared history.

So in my life, I've walked out from a bar with a taken man. Two steps out, they've known exactly what I think of them. After that I've talked to their exes and explained to them why I give a shit.

It actually isn't nice to be called a bitch and a whore but the women always are slow to realize that they gained.
I have a hard time feigning friendliness, and I often speak the truth...or keep it real. This polarizes people.
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All you had to do was ask.
Where's the side of French Cries and Whineken? Cheap bastard.
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I'm just not good for enough for you, am I?!
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I have a hard time feigning friendliness, and I often speak the truth...or keep it real. This polarizes people.
I'm kind of a sociopath. I have truly very little interest in how I'm seen or liked. I see actions, and consequences and wonder why that did that to them. I have my things I like, which are weird and often just a tiny part of the person I like. Hell, most of the time I don't give a shit about the person, just about the mechanics and what happened to them.

Now, I used the word sociopath since that explains to most how coldly I see the world. I'm capable of loving, I just rarely do that. The difference is to a real sociopath that I know shame and I hope for others to do well.

It's (if some shrink uses me for a study some day) the Lups syndrome. I hate us humans and don't like anyone, but yet I either peek into lives (bimmerpost ot) or spend a metric fuckton of my time saving them.
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For all the Mom's on OT:

Happy Mother's Day!

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I have a hard time feigning friendliness, and I often speak the truth...or keep it real. This polarizes people.
I'm kind of a sociopath. I have truly very little interest in how I'm seen or liked. I see actions, and consequences and wonder why that did that to them. I have my things I like, which are weird and often just a tiny part of the person I like. Hell, most of the time I don't give a shit about the person, just about the mechanics and what happened to them.

Now, I used the word sociopath since that explains to most how coldly I see the world. I'm capable of loving, I just rarely do that. The difference is to a real sociopath that I know shame and I hope for others to do well.

It's (if some shrink uses me for a study some day) the Lups syndrome. I hate us humans and don't like anyone, but yet I either peek into lives (bimmerpost ot) or spend a metric fuckton of my time saving them.
The Lups Syndrome... Sounds serious... Almost terminal... Antibiotics ain't gonna fix that level of illness...
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The Lups Syndrome... Sounds serious... Almost terminal... Antibiotics ain't gonna fix that level of illness...
The best mothers day gift ever: Seeing you back in bp.

Meh, being cold is not nice. I'm lucky since It seems like my way is not inherited by the kids. ☺
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I have a hard time feigning friendliness, and I often speak the truth...or keep it real. This polarizes people.
I'm kind of a sociopath. I have truly very little interest in how I'm seen or liked. I see actions, and consequences and wonder why that did that to them. I have my things I like, which are weird and often just a tiny part of the person I like. Hell, most of the time I don't give a shit about the person, just about the mechanics and what happened to them.

Now, I used the word sociopath since that explains to most how coldly I see the world. I'm capable of loving, I just rarely do that. The difference is to a real sociopath that I know shame and I hope for others to do well.

It's (if some shrink uses me for a study some day) the Lups syndrome. I hate us humans and don't like anyone, but yet I either peek into lives (bimmerpost ot) or spend a metric fuckton of my time saving them.
The Lups Syndrome... Sounds serious... Almost terminal... Antibiotics ain't gonna fix that level of illness...
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For all the Mom's on OT:

Happy Mother's Day!

Know you're appreciated.
We all thank you!

The history of a mothers day is a sad one: It was created to make people realize what we do daily.

Being a mother is seen as something that changes you, but I think it just brings back our own experiences and we repeat them or have a good shrink.

I'm very glad I got to experience this all, but a mothers day should be a smaller thing these days than a fathers day is. Or even better: "I'm a sane adult in some kiddos life" day.

In today's world a mom can support the family and be independent, but a father under the ex's wrath is ruined. A union with two moms or two dads is judged.

A child doesn't need either to flourish. Anyone can be the needed, good role model to any kid out there.
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He was being sexist. He called the guys who only wanted to make new friends leg humpers. He has issues. It's really sad when a young man thinks he can call out people who just are curious without an ulterior motive.

I reported him. It was disgusting. He really thought the women here could read the mailers wrong when the men were only looking out for making friends.

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He was being sexist. He called the guys who only wanted to make new friends leg humpers. He has issues. It's really sad when a young man thinks he can call out people who just are curious with no ulterior motive.

I reported him. It was disgusting. He really thought the women here could read the mailers wrong when the men were only looking for making friends.

Oh you mean you reported me cuz I wouldn't send you dick / ass pics... No lying on this sacred holiday where you give the illusion that you are a sane mother...
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He was being sexist. He called the guys who only wanted to make new friends leg humpers. He has issues. It's really sad when a young man thinks he can call out people who just are curious with no ulterior motive.

I reported him. It was disgusting. He really thought the women here could read the mailers wrong when the men were only looking for making friends.

Oh you mean you reported me cuz I wouldn't send you dick / ass pics... No lying on this sacred holiday where you give the illusion that you are a sane mother...
Weird. You send them to me so freely.
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He was being sexist. He called the guys who only wanted to make new friends leg humpers. He has issues. It's really sad when a young man thinks he can call out people who just are curious with no ulterior motive.

I reported him. It was disgusting. He really thought the women here could read the mailers wrong when the men were only looking for making friends.

Oh you mean you reported me cuz I wouldn't send you dick / ass pics... No lying on this sacred holiday where you give the illusion that you are a sane mother...
Weird. You send them to me so freely.
"Free" is subjective...
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Oh you mean you reported me cuz I wouldn't send you dick / ass pics... No lying on this sacred holiday where you give the illusion that you are a sane mother...
Hey I have access to your dick pics. I just prefer not seeing your penis.

Meh.

You are one of the real friends I've made on this forum. Out of two hundred thousand men, only a few stands out.

Even on this sacred date, I can honestly say thank you for being the guy you are and it is hilarious how you get pissed for the shit most men see as something we deserve for signing up to a car forum.

Now. None of this doesn't mean I don't want those cheeky "just doing the dishes" pics sent. So go lift up the weights before you enter the kitchen. My source for photos is far better than you.
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