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      07-07-2021, 11:54 AM   #9285
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      07-07-2021, 02:24 PM   #9286
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I don't like the sound of that... Is a couch involved?

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You ladies (…and maybe a gent?!?) are hilarious. What a fun series of texts to wake up to and get me laughing first thing in the morning.




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First date tonight and he's not a pilot.

What was that bet Sedan_Clan?
This is a totally new guy?!?! If so, I need the story on this one stat.
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      07-07-2021, 02:27 PM   #9287
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You ladies (…[i]and maybe a gent?!?1/i]) are hilarious. What a fun series of texts to wake up to and get me laughing first thing in the morning.



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I find it hilarious Lady Jane is concerned about a couch being involved in an audition when most of her posts directed at you involve whips and hand cuffs.
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      07-07-2021, 02:31 PM   #9288
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      07-07-2021, 02:31 PM   #9289
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I find it hilarious Lady Jane is concerned about a couch being involved in an audition when most of her posts directed at you involve whips and hand cuffs.
I have standards. Not very high but I have 'em. he he he...
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      07-07-2021, 03:09 PM   #9290
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This is a totally new guy?!?! If so, I need the story on this one stat.
Totally new guy. He managed to get my number before I deleted those apps two weeks ago (or whenever it was). Scheduled a date, but we never ended up meeting. Meeting up tonight. Another surgeon. We'll see. Who knows, maybe he flies planes in his spare time. One can only hope.
Well here's to hoping he's a genuinely good dude and you two hit it off. If he doesn't fly planes at least two can play doctor.
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Well here's to hoping he's a genuinely good dude and you two hit it off. If he doesn't fly planes at least two can play doctor.
We'll see. Worst case, it's a few drinks, horrible convo, and then call it a night.





Edit: Actually, worst case is walking in and A being there just like last week.
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      07-07-2021, 03:22 PM   #9292
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Well here's to hoping he's a genuinely good dude and you two hit it off. If he doesn't fly planes at least two can play doctor.
She has the option to create a "landing strip"
no need to explain the rest
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      07-07-2021, 03:27 PM   #9293
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Well here's to hoping he's a genuinely good dude and you two hit it off. If he doesn't fly planes at least two can play doctor.
We'll see. Worst case, it's a few drinks, horrible convo, and then call it a night.





Edit: Actually, worst case is walking in and A being there just like last week.
You need to vary the places you frequent for dates, unless you purposely do things like that to generate reactions.
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      07-07-2021, 03:35 PM   #9294
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You need to vary the places you frequent for dates, unless you purposely do things like that to generate reactions.
Um, I go to a new place each time. The place I went to last Wednesday was the first time I had ever been there. Same thing for tonight. We're going somewhere I have never been. So, come again?
I stand corrected.
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      07-07-2021, 04:05 PM   #9297
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Male, but sadly probably not a gent
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You ladies (…and maybe a gent?!?) are hilarious. What a fun series of texts to wake up to and get me laughing first thing in the morning.

Male, but sadly probably not a gent
Lol! We all straddle the line between gent and hound dog. As you know, it just depends on the type of woman in front of us.
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Turkish Pickle....

I hope he's OK.
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I hope he's OK.
It was just my attempt to be funny
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      07-07-2021, 05:34 PM   #9304
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      07-07-2021, 05:42 PM   #9305
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I have a semi-chub after reading that.

Kidding!!!
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