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      06-17-2015, 11:32 AM   #9197
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Wow, you and her got over the mild drift? Good for you!
Somewhat, we still aren't together, so I'm single. I was actually talking about a different lady, but technically they're both in the picture, so I'll allow it.
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      06-17-2015, 11:38 AM   #9198
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Hahaha, I can not wait to see you all married and monogamous. That'll be hilarious.
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      06-17-2015, 11:40 AM   #9199
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You literally can't wait, because that would be a revelation in my life.


I probably would have married her, but the amount of stress was too much, and still can be at times, so it's basically turned me off to the idea as a whole at this point. I deal with stress in the rest of my life, I don't want stress from my partner, supposed to be the other way around.
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Yeah, I know. A relationship is to sooth both people.
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      06-17-2015, 11:54 AM   #9201
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Yeah, I know. A relationship is to sooth both people.
I know I'm not a perfect being, and I used to feed into the heat. Now I just keep my mouth shut, and move on. In fact, I feel much more leveled now than ever. Only problem is..., some things on the other end haven't changed.


Such is life. I just pour myself a cold beer or a glass of Cab and think about how great life is. Life is too short to be dampered by nonsense, and I fed into it for too long. No mo, fa sho.

Speaking of..., I'm out of daily Cabs.
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      06-17-2015, 11:58 AM   #9202
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Great progress everyone. We are halfway there!
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      06-17-2015, 12:02 PM   #9203
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Great progress everyone. We are halfway there!
.... that's what she said?
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      06-17-2015, 12:05 PM   #9204
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Haha.
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      06-17-2015, 12:13 PM   #9205
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Haha.
I'm tired. Nobody else wants to communicate with us. Should call this the Lups & Billup In a Tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G Thread, instead?
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      06-17-2015, 12:17 PM   #9206
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I'm tired. Nobody else wants to communicate with us. Should call this the Lups & Billup In a Tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G Thread, instead?
I'd get killed for that, so no.

Yeah, I'm listening to my sol teaching my boys, and studying myself too. Bored out of my mind.swimming following soon and that's it, whole days agenda done. Such a slow day.
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      06-17-2015, 12:26 PM   #9207
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I'd get killed for that, so no.

Yeah, I'm listening to my sol teaching my boys, and studying myself too. Bored out of my mind.swimming following soon and that's it, whole days agenda done. Such a slow day.
You can come do my job? It will keep you plenty occupied. Just updating my spreadsheets for tracking cutting tool lives. Tons of fun. Cross referencing to make sure I have the tools marked for the correct jobs.

There's only 900 more than need to be gone through!
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You can come do my job? It will keep you plenty occupied. Just updating my spreadsheets for tracking cutting tool lives. Tons of fun. Cross referencing to make sure I have the tools marked for the correct jobs.

There's only 900 more than need to be gone through!
Very tempting! I'm reading a study about hearing aids for microtia patients and about their early years in school. Whoever wrote this was an idiot.
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      06-17-2015, 01:55 PM   #9209
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Very tempting! I'm reading a study about hearing aids for microtia patients and about their early years in school. Whoever wrote this was an idiot.
That sounds like a boring read. Why not find something more...., interesting?
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      06-17-2015, 02:00 PM   #9210
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I'm tired. Nobody else wants to communicate with us. Should call this the Lups & Billup In a Tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G Thread, instead?
Yes, please do.
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That sounds like a boring read. Why not find something more...., interesting?
It is, but that's my son's condition. I try to keep up with most of the new stuff written about it.
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      06-17-2015, 03:20 PM   #9212
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Yes, please do.
She said no. EN-OH.

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It is, but that's my son's condition. I try to keep up with most of the new stuff written about it.
Makes sense. How has it been for him?
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      06-17-2015, 04:53 PM   #9213
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She said no. EN-OH.



Makes sense. How has it been for him?
Well, besides a few incidents where other kids have noticed him missing an ear and holding him down so they could take a better look, I'd say really good! He avoided all the big things that often comes with this and now he's a really annoying five year old who does his best to drive me insane, as he is supposed to be.

He is starting school in the autumn, and since he refuses to wear his hearing aid, I've been trying to find out other ways to make it easier for him to start this new challenge.

According to him he is the worlds fastest biker, best dinosaur catcher and a qualified snake tamer. I am waiting for him to move out, as a mom should.

The kiddo I great, thanks for asking Billup!
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      06-17-2015, 07:11 PM   #9214
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Well, besides a few incidents where other kids have noticed him missing an ear and holding him down so they could take a better look, I'd say really good! He avoided all the big things that often comes with this and now he's a really annoying five year old who does his best to drive me insane, as he is supposed to be.

He is starting school in the autumn, and since he refuses to wear his hearing aid, I've been trying to find out other ways to make it easier for him to start this new challenge.

According to him he is the worlds fastest biker, best dinosaur catcher and a qualified snake tamer. I am waiting for him to move out, as a mom should.

The kiddo I great, thanks for asking Billup!
Kudos to him. Kids can be little monsters, and it takes a lot of power to hold yourself higher than their ignorance at such a young age. I'm glad he's been able to overcome the challenge of those little monsters and continue on enjoying his childhood. Too many kids miss out on the best years of their lives because of other kids around them.

Seems to me like he's got some amazing parents looking after him, and as long as his spirits stay as high as they are and he continues catching dinosaurs, pedaling his little legs away, and wrangling snakes better than Steve Irwin..., he's going to do some amazing things with his life.

Don't say that. The day he moves out, it's going to hit you right in the feels. I'm sure my mother couldn't wait for the day I left, now I barely get to see them more than a couple times a year. Enjoy every day you have with him, you never know what the future holds.
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Just preparing myself for what is coming Billup. I want them to have their independence when older so I try to remind myself of that.

I love him to bits. He enjoys his life and when he asks about his ear, I've made sure to give him the truth as the answer. My goal in raising him is that he sees it as a part that makes him uniquely him, not as a flaw that makes him worse than us rest.

Your parents surely know how lucky they are to have a kiddo like you. It's not always the time we have together, parents know when their pups are ready for the world.
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      06-17-2015, 08:47 PM   #9216
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Just preparing myself for what is coming Billup. I want them to have their independence when older so I try to remind myself of that.

I love him to bits. He enjoys his life and when he asks about his ear, I've made sure to give him the truth as the answer. My goal in raising him is that he sees it as a part that makes him uniquely him, not as a flaw that makes him worse than us rest.

Your parents surely know how lucky they are to have a kiddo like you. It's not always the time we have together, parents know when their pups are ready for the world.
You're doing an incredible job. My parents made me learn some things the (very) hard way, but it's only made me a better person. I used to volunteer and read/teach the handicapped kids at the local school, and it really opened my eyes to the real struggles that people have to deal with. I have two arms, two legs, two eyes, etc., so my appreciation for the world as a whole is insurmountable.

One thing that will comfort him, and I'm sure you already know, is that there are people who are WAY off worse, and need help functioning basic tasks just to get through the day. His condition can be very daunting, considering his age, but since he is going through it on a personal level, I know he is going to have an incredible amount of appreciation for life with every year that passes.

Keep doing what you're doing. I know things will fade out around here and we will all move on to different things, but always know that you and your family are always going to be in my heart and I know nothing but the best will happen for all of you.

*don't tell your hubby I'm jealous and want his spot *
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