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      06-13-2015, 02:31 AM   #9021
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Damn, I don't remember you. We had a few M5's down there with us
I was the Asian guy in the BMW

My M6 was parked next to the M5s, but it looked better
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      06-13-2015, 06:18 AM   #9022
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I was the Asian guy in the BMW

My M6 was parked next to the M5s, but it looked better
Haha, I'm a bad person for not remembering. Sorry.

I met a female car geek there and it fried my brain. She's my new hero.
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      06-13-2015, 10:29 AM   #9023
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my bike's derailleur got messed up so i cant ride it anymore
also, i was going to replace the springs on my keyboard but turns out the stock ones feel much better than the ones i replaced with, after 100 odd keys you decide fuck it
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my bike's derailleur got messed up so i cant ride it anymore
also, i was going to replace the springs on my keyboard but turns out the stock ones feel much better than the ones i replaced with, after 100 odd keys you decide fuck it
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      06-13-2015, 04:12 PM   #9025
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      06-13-2015, 04:13 PM   #9026
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Just saw Jurassic World.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      06-13-2015, 04:31 PM   #9027
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Just saw Jurassic World.
My 2 little boys want to watch this and me being the good father I will take them .......... I hope I can enjoy it even half as much as they will !?!?
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      06-13-2015, 05:15 PM   #9028
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My 2 little boys want to watch this and me being the good father I will take them .......... I hope I can enjoy it even half as much as they will !?!?
My 8 year old son liked it and I must say I enjoyed it as well.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      06-13-2015, 05:17 PM   #9029
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      06-13-2015, 05:23 PM   #9030
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Just saw Jurassic World.
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      06-13-2015, 05:46 PM   #9032
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I hate everyone and everything.
How was CA BMW meet?
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      06-13-2015, 05:49 PM   #9033
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Just saw Jurassic World.
Saw it last night. It was enjoyable but isn't anything to write home about. Saw Mad Max last week and it was alright too- good action but it isn't my typr of movie. I gotta go watch San Andreas because Alexandria Dadarrio (sp?) is in it and she is smoking (recall scene from True Detective)!!!
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It was two weeks ago Brenna. Now I'm pissed about my damn car having too little power, too little torque, and I'm trying to decide which tune to get.

Jb4 runner kicked my ass on dyno day. Peter is still in the class of his own in the stock series, but I am pissed anyway since we all know boys can't beat girls in anything before we go all catty.

For fucks sake. 500 whp. I merely have 420whp.

I HATE MEN AND CATS which is the theme of the birthday party in now stuck in.
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Saw it last night. It was enjoyable but isn't anything to write home about. Saw Mad Max last week and it was alright too- good action but it isn't my typr of movie. I gotta go watch San Andreas because Alexandria Dadarrio (sp?) is in it and she is smoking (recall scene from True Detective)!!!
YES YES YES

I dated a CRAZY girl in college for a year that looked EXACTLY her....

I suddenly miss college...
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      06-13-2015, 05:53 PM   #9036
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Saw it last night. It was enjoyable but isn't anything to write home about. Saw Mad Max last week and it was alright too- good action but it isn't my typr of movie. I gotta go watch San Andreas because Alexandria Dadarrio (sp?) is in it and she is smoking (recall scene from True Detective)!!!
YES YES YES

I dated a CRAZY girl in college for a year that looked EXACTLY her....

I suddenly miss college...
Crazy hot?? Damn, should have continued bagging her.
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It was two weeks ago Brenna. Now I'm pissed about my damn car having too little power, too little torque, and I'm trying to decide which tune to get.

Jb4 runner kicked my ass on dyno day. Peter is still in the class of his own in the stock series, but I am pissed anyway since we all know boys can't beat girls in anything before we go all catty.

For fucks sake. 500 whp. I merely have 420whp.

I HATE MEN AND CATS which is the theme of the birthday party in now stuck in.
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Crazy hot?? Damn, should have continued bagging her.
There is a point on the hot and crazy axis that negates physical attachment.

Remember - no matter hot a girl is, there is a guy tired of her crazy shit...but, it was good while it lasted

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Crazy hot?? Damn, should have continued bagging her.
There is a point on the hot and crazy axis that negates physical attachment.

Remember - no matter hit a girl is, there is a guy tired of her crazy shit...but, it was good while it lasted
Agreed. Was gonna say the same thing.
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      06-13-2015, 06:10 PM   #9040
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It was two weeks ago Brenna. Now I'm pissed about my damn car having too little power, too little torque, and I'm trying to decide which tune to get.

Jb4 runner kicked my ass on dyno day. Peter is still in the class of his own in the stock series, but I am pissed anyway since we all know boys can't beat girls in anything before we go all catty.

For fucks sake. 500 whp. I merely have 420whp.

I HATE MEN AND CATS which is the theme of the birthday party in now stuck in.
Low torque on F82? You would hate E9x M3.
Would you should consider 911 Turbo S or GTR?
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Low torque on F82? You would hate E9x M3.
Would you should consider 911 Turbo S or GTR?
Can't, they are not milk compatible.

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1138758

I can honestly say I have issues on losing to men. I'm sitting in a fucking all girl birthday party, boiling mad and why?!

I mean, he still puts down more power than any other stock car. I'm naturally taking the credit because of his unusual breakin period.

And then some man in a blue, fucking blue car has fed his lady friend a jb4, and I am mad?! I have issues. And apparently 15 girls playing cats. Life truly sucks.
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