Things that annoy you at the gym

[Ickdeep]

The gym is soo been packed the last 2-3 weeks. I normally go around 7pm everyday but its so bad that I'm having to come earlier in the day now. I have a set routine for each workout and its sooo annoying to see people just sitting there, snap chatting, email, whatever.. on the machines...

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

Okay so this is my last rant since its usually this time of the year with all the New Year Resolution members when you see crazy stuff. So this literally made me SICK and before i could say or do anything another member must have said something because one of the staff had to tell this dude he was totally dressed inappropriately and was immediately escorted to the front of the gym. now i know some of you guys wear compression pants with gym shorts over it which is fine but this dude was not wearing shorts and the white compression pants he was wearing was so tight you can clearly see his junk it was gross and talk about puking he was standing by the dumbells racks doing 15lb shoulder presses and of course there's mirrors all along that wall and you can see all the guys around with sour looks on their faces

I have white 3/4 leggings I wear under my shorts- and never would I dare go commando.

Not cause of my junk- but sometimes when you're deadlifting/squatting 400lbs+ protein farts can happen.

Protein farts+sweat= stains. No bueno.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I have white 3/4 leggings I wear under my shorts- and never would I dare go commando.

Gee, I always thought commando was wearing shorts with no leggings (or anything else) underneath. I've been doing it wrong all these years. . .

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Gee, I always thought commando was wearing shorts with no leggings (or anything else) underneath. I've been doing it wrong all these years. . .

Read the story again.

The dude was wearing leggings with nothing under. Hence commando.

Whenever I wear leggings without shorts ontop, I always throw on jammers underneath- and a towel tucked infront of my junk to prevent gawkers looking at my moose knuckle

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Read the story again.

The dude was wearing leggings with nothing under. Hence commando.

Whenever I wear leggings without shorts ontop, I always throw on jammers underneath- and a towel tucked infront of my junk to prevent gawkers looking at my moose knuckle

Legging ARE underwear. You wear a bikini floss under your briefs????
#whippersnapper

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Legging ARE underwear. You wear a bikini floss under your briefs????
#whippersnapper

Uh...no. They are not.

Jammers aka normal compression shorts can replace underwear (which I always wear underneath, leggings or not.)

Unless you have a tiny dick that needs no support, there's no way leggings give enough support to act as underwear.

[HyeWarrior]

Don’t knock leggings/compression pants + shorts combo till you try it.

Awesome for cardio and leg days

[UncleWede]

I guess I wear jammers on leg day, but they are just some generic version of compression SHORTS.

Then again, I'm only squatting 135lbs, so no worries...

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by HyeWarrior

Don’t knock leggings/compression pants + shorts combo till you try it.

Awesome for cardio and leg days

Plus- as a benefit for those of you who don't like looking a moose knuckles the combo of jammers under leggings is legit and hides the goods really well (but I'll still wear a small towel infront because of convenient placing to dry hands since gloves are for pussies)

[1MOREMOD]

Fanny pack?

[///M Power-Belgium]

She farted (loud) in the squat rack !

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Fanny pack?

That works too- but it gets in the way when ass to grassing

[Bt12]

Originally Posted by infinitekid2002

And how does that make you feel?

I feel fine... but then the pic is followed up by y’all staring at peoples junk... then about wearing leggings... for the life of me I’ve never heard of male leggings (I googled it and pressed images...go see what comes up)



But it’s cool...


Carry on...

[Bt12]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Then again, I'm only squatting 135lbs, so no worries...

We know + machines

Nothing but love

[Mr Carrots]

Originally Posted by smoosh

: how can you have so little awareness to not realize your junk's in plain view...unless he was aware and wants everyone to see his shit, in which case, stupid boy

Back when I lived in Toronto I trained at the now closed Ballys next to the gay VIllage. I will never forget the look of horror on the face of a young asian girl next to me as she looked across the gym, I followed her gaze and there was a little freak with pink hair, wearing a leather kilt and doing situps on an incline bench

His kilt was flopped back and of course he was wearing no underwear.

Classic Toronto TBH, and not even in the top 10 degenerate thing I witnessed in that gym.

Come to think of it, guy was a dead ringer for this weirdo

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

That works too- but it gets in the way when ass to grassing

Can't do that, break parallel and that's as far as knee will allow. Wouldn't wear a fanny pack regardless unless was gonna carry at gym or something

[Mr Carrots]

Oh shit, let me add the biggest dipshit motherfucker to the list, the dawdling old fool , usually a CEO type in his tennis wear, who either has no situational awareness or more likely just doesnt give a fuck

I just had to shout move please at a 60 something country club fuck dawdling in my path as I carried 2 x 120s back to the rack. Should have throw them down by his feet tbh

Absolute cancer

[Bt12]

Originally Posted by Mr Carrots

Oh shit, let me add the biggest dipshit motherfucker to the list, the dawdling old fool , usually a CEO type in his tennis wear, who either has no situational awareness or more likely just doesnt give a fuck

I just had to shout move please at a 60 something country club fuck dawdling in my path

Sorry can’t relate... I go to a shitty gym that cost me 19.99 per month and gets reimbursed by my work

Lol

[HyeWarrior]

Originally Posted by Bt12

Sorry can’t relate... I go to a shitty gym that cost me 19.99 per month and gets reimbursed by my work

Lol

I’m jealous.

I’m married to 24 hr fitness due to how much I move around for work, and they have one in every city

[Mr Carrots]

Originally Posted by Bt12

Sorry can’t relate... I go to a shitty gym that cost me 19.99 per month and gets reimbursed by my work

Lol

I pay about $15 a month for my costco 24 hour membership, sadly my work isn't covering that.

when it stops being so damn cold I'm going back to my garage gym, just got the wife a precor AMT and am picking up a freemotion crossover and safety squat bar to cover all the bases.

[Hawkeye]

Originally Posted by Mr Carrots

I pay about $15 a month for my costco 24 hour membership, sadly my work isn't covering that.

when it stops being so damn cold I'm going back to my garage gym, just got the wife a precor AMT and am picking up a freemotion crossover and safety squat bar to cover all the bases.

Costco makes gyms? Cross fit with tire flipping or what?

Lifetime Fitness is a blessing and a curse... usually a blessing (hello housewives!)

[HyeWarrior]

He’s talking about the Costco 24 Hr Fitness membership lol. You pay up front for two years, comes out to about $15/month