The official "Ask a cop/deputy anything!" thread

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Murf993

I don't really recall horses being the victims....know pigs and sheep were a different story.

I've heard of sheep, pigs and cows.

[Murf993]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

I've heard of sheep, pigs and cows.

you are correct, cow too. The stock yards rarely had horses there as it was primary used for food production.

[F80Pilot]

I'm applying to the Santa Clara county sheriff's office, and I recently passed my pellet B. Just Waiting for my interview right now, and I thought of applying to CHP, not up for relocation.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by F80Pilot

I'm applying to the Santa Clara county sheriff's office, and I recently passed my pellet B. Just Waiting for my interview right now, and I thought of applying to CHP, not up for relocation.

Congrats! I transitioned to a Sheriff's Dept. from the CHP few years ago. If you need any help during the hiring process, shoot me a P/M.

[Littlebear]

Originally Posted by Murf993

I don't really recall horses being the victims....know pigs and sheep were a different story.

Horse sense:
Be careful when behind a horse. Especially with your pants down.

Murf

[Maynard]

Farm joke:
A slickster decides to con the farmers that he can talk to the animals, goes out to the barn to prove it. "how are you Ms. chicken?" - "she says she is happy here and likes living on the farm". The farmer beams with pride. And you Ms. Horse, how do you like it here? I think Farmer Brown is a great guy and takes good care of me. And how about you, Ms. sheep? At which point the farmer barges in and says "you know those sheep are all damn liars!!"

[UncleWede]

All the horse videos I ever saw were related to STALLIONS, and someone usually in a sling underneath. . .

[kscarrol]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

All the horse videos I ever saw were related to STALLIONS, and someone usually in a sling underneath. . .

[Murf993]

Originally Posted by kscarrol

Perhaps a link.....as I suspect the video embedded would get a ban.

[Maynard]

All the horse videos???!

[UncleWede]

"A friend" told me about these videos.

KS, you have enough envy already, you don't really want to see what a stallion does to a fine, young blonde. . .

[kscarrol]

Originally Posted by Maynard

All the horse videos???!

That Uncle saw. Don't look at the history on his browser... you've been warned!

[Sedan_Clan]

Or you could just drive down to Tijuana, Mexico and watch hot chicks get plowed by a donkey. It's.......surreal.

[UncleWede]

Donkey got nuttin on a stallion


Am I the only one who has a perfectly SPOTLESS browsing history? Even those super-cookies you have to go into the advanced tab on the Safari settings?????

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Donkey got nuttin on a stallion


Am I the only one who has a perfectly SPOTLESS browsing history? Even those super-cookies you have to go into the advanced tab on the Safari settings?????

How did her insides survive a stallion?

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

How did her insides survive a stallion?

While I had a look, I'm no OB/GYN

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Wow! I thought that kind of stuff only happened in Mexico.

It happens in upstate NY...and within wifi range of the county courthouse and DA's office right across the street to boot!

Originally Posted by Murf993

I don't really recall horses being the victims....know pigs and sheep were a different story.

Read it for yourself:

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...ticle-1.433949

Teen Erick Rivera busted for allegedly having sex with horse at Goshen Historic Track

By NEWS STAFF and WIRE REPORTS
DEC 18, 2009 | 9:28 PM

An 18-year-old man was busted for having sex with horses at a Hudson Valley harness track, authorities said Friday.

Erick Rivera was charged with five counts each of sexual misconduct with an animal and burglary after a six-month investigation at the Goshen Historic Track in Orange County.

Rivera sneaked into the track at night from his nearby rented room and abused the animals, Goshen Village Police Chief James Watt said. Horsemen became suspicious beginning in July when they found the fillies bridled and immobilized in their stalls during morning checks.

"This guy makes Michael Vick look like a charter member of PETA," Watt said, according to the The Times Herald-Record of Middletown. Watt told The Record that a surveillance camera recorded the unemployed Rivera in a barn. Rivera is being held in the county jail on $15,000 bail.

[Murf993]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Or you could just drive down to Tijuana, Mexico and watch hot chicks get plowed by a donkey. It's.......surreal.

Now I can't wait for the border to reopen.

[Littlebear]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

Have you noticed an increase in domestic violence calls? Here on the other coast, the local media is making it sound like child/spouse/DV abuse calls are through the roof.....

"Domestic violence calls happen about as much as they did prior to COVID."

Pretty good, USA! Russian sources are reporting a 25% increase in domestic violence there.

Murf

[Murf993]

Originally Posted by Littlebear

"Domestic violence calls happen about as much as they did prior to COVID."

Pretty good, USA! Russian sources are reporting a 25% increase in domestic violence there.

Murf

The media (for what they are worth) is reporting a significant increase in domestic violence calls here....

[vreihen16]

I suspect that it is all a sham for the press, so that the social service agencies can cry for more money.....

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

I suspect that it is all a sham for the press, so that the social service agencies can cry for more money.....

I would agree. We get 2-3 a night on my shift; I work overnights. That's no more than prior COVID numbers.