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M_Six · 06-11-2015, 10:46 PM

Let me reiterate that summer colds SUCK. Wifey is going to kick me out of bed if I keep her up with my snoring again. Damn plugged sinuses.

Maybe this A'bunadh will help.

I think Uncle Wede was the one who got me started on this stuff. If so, I need to send some serious reps his way.

Lups · 06-11-2015, 11:19 PM

Haha, yeah, I have lost my voice mainly for sitting in a car with ac on for so long last weekend. This does suck, but you're much braver than I am Mr six! I bitch and moan and complain and make new wills. So pathetic.

1MOREMOD · 06-11-2015, 11:20 PM

Your post count per day is crazy.

Lups · 06-11-2015, 11:34 PM

I have too much free time.

MrPrena · 06-12-2015, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

NOT banned for having a wife who calls her man to watch sports!

MrPrena Yes sir

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Uh banned for having a wife more in the real world.

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I thought this was ban the member post, and I was about to ban people here.

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

All my buddies tell me crazy stories about their nutty wives then you find guys like Mr Prena who beat the odds.

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It's because he is worth it.

^thanks guys! I got lucky. My female friends who think I am worth $0.01/lbs says the same.

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Originally Posted by bimmette

You're welcome.

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showth...2#post18075752

^Thanks bimmette! i wanted to hear Lups' voice, and start going on YouTube Disney Frozen in Finnish dub version. I like her voice.

1MOREMOD · 06-12-2015, 12:03 AM

Fooled you

MrPrena · 06-12-2015, 12:26 AM

BTW, I haven't seen whostheboss posting recently.

P1 · 06-12-2015, 03:59 AM

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BTW, I haven't seen whostheboss posting recently.

He must REALLY be celebrating his birthday...

BrokenVert · 06-12-2015, 04:16 AM

Ugh. 4 hours sleep and I need to drive for 4 hours. I hate everything.

Billup · 06-12-2015, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Lol Tara to the rescue. She just texted me she'll save me from reading your bacon porn by interviewing me.

God I love her. Now she's thinking of ten things to ask me.

Well, WTF TARA. Either way, I'm still going to write an erotic excerpt this morning for everyone to read, because I'm in one of those moods. I hope you read it, because I've been thinking about how I want to write this literary supernova all morning.

Billup · 06-12-2015, 08:12 AM

So, I'll be honest. I've been riding my motorcycle down here for the past two years with expired registration from Michigan, because I don't care for dealing with inspections down here. Well, my buddies at work always give me shit and ask if I've gotten pulled over or finally got it registered, and I of course always say no and laugh.

Well, karma kind of bit me in the ass this morning. I was about 35 minutes into my ride to work when someone started pointing at me out their window, so I'm like, uhhhh wtf matey? Whats ya deal? He said "YO, YO PLATE JUST FLEW OFF SON!"

So yeah, I lost my expired Michigan license plate today, had to turn around and get the bmw. Tried looking for it on my way back to work, but couldn't find it.

bimmette · 06-12-2015, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Billup

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Originally Posted by Lups

Lol Tara to the rescue. She just texted me she'll save me from reading your bacon porn by interviewing me.

God I love her. Now she's thinking of ten things to ask me.

Well, WTF TARA. Either way, I'm still going to write an erotic excerpt this morning for everyone to read, because I'm in one of those moods. I hope you read it, because I've been thinking about how I want to write this literary supernova all morning.

Haha! Did you hear her voice? I made this recording mostly for you so you better like it!

Billup · 06-12-2015, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Haha! Did you hear her voice? I made this recording mostly for you so you better like it!

Not yet! I replied as to why in the thread. Worky no likey YouTubes, so I need to be patient and wait until I get home.

I was tied up yesterday (literally) so I didn't know it existed until this A.M.

Lups · 06-12-2015, 08:47 AM

Lol, you're not missing much Billup, but I got to hand to Tara, she has the best ideas in getting me me away from using the word bacon.

Damn I'm tired.

the whole morning is going to shit.

Billup · 06-12-2015, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Lol, you're not missing much Billup, but I got to hand to Tara, she has the best ideas in getting me me away from using the word bacon.

Damn I'm tired.

the whole morning is going to shit.

She's a witty one, but even when you don't want to say bacon, you still say it around me. You just did. We're gunna make you more American with every day! Next thing you know, you'll be putting bacon on all of your meals, you watch!

Lups · 06-12-2015, 09:13 AM

Billup I use bacon already for everything, I probably do eat it daily, at least once.

My head is such a fucked up place. My nightmares could use a professional help.

Last night I dreamed I was in Sweden, no idea why. I pumped into an E46, and yes, I hit it with Peter. I waited for the owner to show up and he was mad as hell. He called his friend who has a collision expert to come and see his car, and he had Abba playing the whole time in the background.

I mean, how is that not the worst nightmare you've ever heard of?

Billup · 06-12-2015, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Billup I use bacon already for everything, I probably do eat it daily, at least once.

My head is such a fucked up place. My nightmares could use a professional help.

Last night I dreamed I was in Sweden, no idea why. I pumped into an E46, and yes, I hit it with Peter. I waited for the owner to show up and he was mad as hell. He called his friend who has a collision expert to come and see his car, and he had Abba playing the whole time in the background.

I mean, how is that not the worst nightmare you've ever heard of?

Geeez, I would have woken up in a sweat after that one. Not only do I feel bad for you and fictional Peter, but the fact that they had Abba playing the whole time is damn near torture at that point.

My dream last night was pretty pleasant. Somehow I managed to purchase a Ferrari 355, and was driving around town with a shit eating grin. Unfortunately nothing exciting happened before I woke up.

Lups · 06-12-2015, 09:34 AM

Lol, I don't like the way Ferraris look, at all. I tolerate old Porsches, but f's are always a fail.

When I rule the universe cars will get better, and all Audis will be destroyed. Serves them right for ruining my life.

Billup · 06-12-2015, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Lol, I don't like the way Ferraris look, at all. I tolerate old Porsches, but f's are always a fail.

When I rule the universe cars will get better, and all Audis will be destroyed. Serves them right for ruining my life.

I mean, it was only a 355, so my dreams sometimes make me upset. I've never fantasized about one, I would have been much happier if it were an F50.

HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE THE WAY AN F50 LOOKS?!

Well, I was going to say, you better rule the universe quickly..., but I like most F cars and the history behind them. So long as you don't get rid of them, but we burn Audi to the ground, all will be well.

Lups · 06-12-2015, 11:37 AM

Are you trying to make me compromise?

Fine, you can have all the Ferraris in the world, as long as you keep them out of my way.

V1.47fan · 06-12-2015, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Lol, I don't like the way Ferraris look, at all. I tolerate old Porsches, but f's are always a fail.

When I rule the universe cars will get better, and all Audis will be destroyed. Serves them right for ruining my life.

Nothing looks as good as the M4.

Mr.SugarSkulls · 06-12-2015, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Lol, I don't like the way Ferraris look, at all. I tolerate old Porsches, but f's are always a fail.

When I rule the universe cars will get better, and all Audis will be destroyed. Serves them right for ruining my life.

Nothing looks as good as the M4.

Or...

06-11-2015, 10:46 PM	#8911
M_Six Free Thinker 19183 Rep 7,540 Posts Drives: 2016 MB GLC300 4matic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Foothills of Mt Level iTrader: (0)	Let me reiterate that summer colds SUCK. Wifey is going to kick me out of bed if I keep her up with my snoring again. Damn plugged sinuses. Maybe this A'bunadh will help. I think Uncle Wede was the one who got me started on this stuff. If so, I need to send some serious reps his way. __________________ Mark markj.pics "Life is uncertain, eat bacon now." -UncleWede Last edited by M_Six; 06-11-2015 at 10:55 PM..
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Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	So, I'll be honest. I've been riding my motorcycle down here for the past two years with expired registration from Michigan, because I don't care for dealing with inspections down here. Well, my buddies at work always give me shit and ask if I've gotten pulled over or finally got it registered, and I of course always say no and laugh. Well, karma kind of bit me in the ass this morning. I was about 35 minutes into my ride to work when someone started pointing at me out their window, so I'm like, uhhhh wtf matey? Whats ya deal? He said "YO, YO PLATE JUST FLEW OFF SON!" So yeah, I lost my expired Michigan license plate today, had to turn around and get the bmw. Tried looking for it on my way back to work, but couldn't find it.
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