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      06-11-2015, 05:00 PM   #8889
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Hahaha, go for it Billup!
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      06-11-2015, 05:01 PM   #8890
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Hahaha, go for it Billup!
You just opened a whole new can of worms. Stay tuned.
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You just opened a whole new can of worms. Stay tuned.
Lol I can't wait.

I mean, how bad could it be? Wait...
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      06-11-2015, 05:08 PM   #8892
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Lol I can't wait.

I mean, how bad could it be? Wait...
Bad? BAD?! How wonderful is what you should have said!
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Bad? BAD?! How wonderful is what you should have said!
I'm scared now.
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      06-11-2015, 05:18 PM   #8894
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I'm scared now.
Don't be. It's sensual, and it will remind you just how bad you need me in your life.
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Do it @lups ! Give in to peer pressure!
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Do it @lups ! Give in to peer pressure!
I already gave

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Indianapolis. For the life of me I can't pronounce it.
Hydrauliikkaöljy, hydraulics oil in Finnish. I cant say that, no way.
Bacon, that would make it porn for you guys, and I do have limits.

These are my terms
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      06-11-2015, 05:31 PM   #8897
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Indianapolis. For the life of me I can't pronounce it.
Hydrauliikkaöljy, hydraulics oil in Finnish. I cant say that, no way.
Bacon, that would make it porn for you guys, and I do have limits.

These are my terms
You can't forbid bacon to an American. That's not only unethical, but it's basically bashing on my heritage, and that makes me one sad panda.
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You can't forbid bacon to an American. That's not only unethical, but it's basically bashing on my heritage, and that makes me one sad panda.
I'm sorry Billup, I feel that would push some limits between us.
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      06-11-2015, 07:40 PM   #8899
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I thought LA girls spoke regular English. They have accents? What the hell is an LA accent like?



I only speak the language of love, babe. Make sure it's an erotic novel. Helps me sleep better.
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Beautiful Lups' voice dubbing in Suomi for Disney Frozen.

I thought Dutch, Vietnamese, and Japanese has lots of vowels, I think differently now.



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She might as well spit on and burn the flag of Baconopolis Island

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Lol Tara to the rescue. She just texted me she'll save me from reading your bacon porn by interviewing me.

God I love her. Now she's thinking of ten things to ask me.
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Lol Tara to the rescue. She just texted me she'll save me from reading your bacon porn by interviewing me.

God I love her. Now she's thinking of ten things to ask me.
You should've text me, I would've saved you with my magic "topic diversion."
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^^ cant, I wont have your number before your visit here.
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^^ cant, I wont have your number before your visit here.
Sounds more than fair.
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My wife just called me from living room

"Why are you goofing around in front of the computer? NBA final is on!"

time to watch.
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My wife just called me from living room

"Why are you goofing around in front of the computer? NBA final is on!"

time to watch.
Uh banned for having a wife more in the real world.
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Uh banned for having a wife more in the real world.
NOT banned for having a wife who calls her man to watch sports!

MrPrena Yes sir
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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The man should be forcing that action like back seat teenage love.
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All my buddies tell me crazy stories about their nutty wives then you find guys like Mr Prena who beat the odds.
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