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      06-11-2015, 03:50 PM   #8867
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^^ you've found it!
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      06-11-2015, 03:53 PM   #8868
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^^ you've found it!
Yeah, I found the thread last night, and read about 16pages. I even saw myz's cool uniform. He gave you good legal advices as well. But where is the top secret that you edited?
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      06-11-2015, 04:16 PM   #8869
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That's the one!
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      06-11-2015, 05:07 PM   #8870
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I just want to see more pictures of Lups
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I just want to see more pictures of Lups
I just want to see more pictures of Lups PLUS Peter's mod pictures.
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      06-11-2015, 05:14 PM   #8872
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Sorry Billup, there is none. I posted the wing pic link here last night.

Peter's pics are in the signature!
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      06-11-2015, 05:16 PM   #8873
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I've seen Peter enough, damnit! I look at those pictures, hoping I can get ONE last glimpse of Lups at least off the shiny paint, but to no avail. My life is in shambles right now, and I don't know what to do, other than keep trying.

Oh Anna, Oh Anna, why must you do this to my banana?
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      06-11-2015, 05:20 PM   #8874
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I actually wanna hear Lups' voice. Sample YouTube video (even sound alone) would be greatly apprecited.
I always imagine she has an accent like Kimmi, Mika, or Tommi the racecar driver. I love the accent.
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I actually wanna hear Lups' voice. Sample YouTube video (even sound alone) would be greatly apprecited.
I always imagine she has an accent like Kimmi, Mika, or Tommi the racecar driver. I love the accent.
She's Finnish, so automatically, her voice would make me want her more.


American accents I can associate with are hick, hillbilly, New joysee, & bawstun. None of which will ever be attractive.
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      06-11-2015, 05:29 PM   #8876
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One of my useless skillset is that I can guess closely where they are originally from (inside the US or not) from their speech.

One of the guy was talking to me, and asked him is he from Alabama. He was surprised that I got that right. Even Alabamans think he has little Missouri accent.

My friend and I was watching our shooting range footage, and one guy comment that "when I was in military, we didn't shoot like that."
I told em,
"I don't know how they teach you in Czech Rep, but in Merica, we shoot like this."
He was surprised that "how did you know I am from Czech Rep? Most people think I am from Russia."

My favorite is Georgia (state) accent.
My worst is Oklahoma (esp S.OK) accent.
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      06-11-2015, 05:29 PM   #8877
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Haha, when I'm awake, my accent is pretty British, when tired, r's come on stronger and its apparently more south African accent.

No boys, I actually attended school, so my English is pretty solid. You wouldn't mistake me for Räikkönen or Häkkinen. Sorry.
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      06-11-2015, 05:33 PM   #8878
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I can't stand the accents I listed. Deep southern just sounds uneducated, and it annoys me. Joyzee, is just fucking annoying. Bawstun is just as annoying. I did date a chick from Penn, and hers was kinda cute, not gunna lie.

Can you whisper sweet secrets in my ear when you're tired? I love a Brit-ish accent.
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I personally do not like those
-LA Valley girl accent
-NYC/NJ accent.

Time to mow the lawn....
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      06-11-2015, 05:40 PM   #8880
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Okay Billup, I'll read you a bed time story one night. You pic a language
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I personally do not like those
-LA Valley girl accent
-NYC/NJ accent.

Time to mow the lawn....
I thought LA girls spoke regular English. They have accents? What the hell is an LA accent like?

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Okay Billup, I'll read you a bed time story one night. You pic a language
I only speak the language of love, babe. Make sure it's an erotic novel. Helps me sleep better.
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That I don't know, sorry. no story then
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That I don't know, sorry. no story then
Shall I write one that you can read to me? I don't mind. I promise! It may be pretty raunchy though.
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      06-11-2015, 05:56 PM   #8884
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That I don't know, sorry. no story then
Let's turn the story in to a play
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Hahaha, go for it Billup!
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Hahaha, go for it Billup!
You just opened a whole new can of worms. Stay tuned.
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You just opened a whole new can of worms. Stay tuned.
Lol I can't wait.

I mean, how bad could it be? Wait...
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