What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by Lups

We are truly annoying.

We disagree and agree, but we use words. A wonderful thing.

Yeah, lots of secrets and spilling out their past on that thread.

[Lups]

Yeah, so lets mod the address away from this thread

[Billup]

Originally Posted by M_Six

I had dinner with Wifey tonight. I'd rather have dinner with her than with Michael Ford, Isaiah Thomas, the former mayor of Detroit (either good or bad), or Bill Clinton.

Just sayin.'

HEY! WHAT YOU GOT AGAINST KWAME KILPATRICK?!


Oh wait..., yeah..., I didn't like him either. Gotta admit, he did get away with a ton of shit for a loooonnnggg time. He was praised by the inmates when he went to prison though.

[Billup]

Rode home from work yesterday, started raining like crazy about 5 miles from the entrance ramp to the freeway. Already soaked, I got on the ramp, noticed a shit load of cars backed up on the highway, so at this point I was giving everyone the finger. Had to pull off on the shoulder to take my iPod out of my pocket so it wouldn't get destroyed. Traffic finally started moving, and it was then that I noticed there was so much traffic because of a fucking CURVE IN THE ROAD. I swear, people down here can't drive for shit.

Somehow I can still manage to ride the bike 70mph in the rain, but all these people can only manage to go 50mph? I don't understand..., I really don't get it.

[P1]

Originally Posted by Billup

Rode home from work yesterday, started raining like crazy about 5 miles from the entrance ramp to the freeway. Already soaked, I got on the ramp, noticed a shit load of cars backed up on the highway, so at this point I was giving everyone the finger. Had to pull off on the shoulder to take my iPod out of my pocket so it wouldn't get destroyed. Traffic finally started moving, and it was then that I noticed there was so much traffic because of a fucking CURVE IN THE ROAD. I swear, people down here can't drive for shit.

Somehow I can still manage to ride the bike 70mph in the rain, but all these people can only manage to go 50mph? I don't understand..., I really don't get it.

'Murica

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by P1et

'Murica

Damn right! Where we put a hot dog on top of a burger with chips on the bottom, eaten by a totally 'Merican model, in a hot tub, in a pickup, on a carrier, under the watchful gaze of Lady Liberty. . .

Is it lunch time yet?

[P1]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Damn right! Where we put a hot dog on top of a burger with chips on the bottom, eaten by a totally 'Merican model, in a hot tub, in a pickup, on a carrier, under the watchful gaze of Lady Liberty. . .

Is it lunch time yet?

I have an hour and a half until lunch. I'm thinking about a nice omelet with a few pieces of nice bread.

Omelet was nice. Shallots, celery and spinach. Two pieces of delightful wholegrain bread.

[UncleWede]

2.5, and that sounds pretty good too. I'll have to speak to my personal chef. . . something light with feta and cool tomatoes.

[F30lolz]

Just arrived to work. Had to bring my step daughter to the airport. Currently, in no mood to work.

[V1.47fan]

I really like thin pancakes.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Billup

Rode home from work yesterday, started raining like crazy about 5 miles from the entrance ramp to the freeway. Already soaked, I got on the ramp, noticed a shit load of cars backed up on the highway, so at this point I was giving everyone the finger. Had to pull off on the shoulder to take my iPod out of my pocket so it wouldn't get destroyed. Traffic finally started moving, and it was then that I noticed there was so much traffic because of a fucking CURVE IN THE ROAD. I swear, people down here can't drive for shit.

Somehow I can still manage to ride the bike 70mph in the rain, but all these people can only manage to go 50mph? I don't understand..., I really don't get it.

Yeah, here everyone is about to die if a cloud comes to their field of vision.

I've been told numerous times to take it easy since "miss don't you know how dangerous it is to drive in the rain?"

Drives me insane. Absolutely insane. Why the fuck you've given me a license if you think a rain can kill me so easily?

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yeah, here everyone is about to die if a cloud comes to their field of vision.

I've been told numerous times to take it easy since "miss don't you know how dangerous it is to drive in the rain?"

Drives me insane. Absolutely insane. Why the fuck you've given me a license if you think a rain can kill me so easily?

I'll never understand the logic. Don't even get me started when it snows half an inch. They shut all these damn towns down the day prior if they THINK it's going to snow. Sometimes it doesn't snow and everything shuts down anyways. Not to mention the grocery stores are looted of all their milk and bread...., for ONE days worth of snow.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Billup

I'll never understand the logic. Don't even get me started when it snows half an inch. They shut all these damn towns down the day prior if they THINK it's going to snow. Sometimes it doesn't snow and everything shuts down anyways. Not to mention the grocery stores are looted of all their milk and bread...., for ONE days worth of snow.

Yeah. Did I ever tell you what happened less than a month after we moved here?

[V1.47fan]

I'm rich, bitches!

+370k Simoleons in the bank, cha-ching!

My citizens are 100% happy.

What games you guys have on your phones?

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yeah. Did I ever tell you what happened less than a month after we moved here?

No you didn't actually. Please tell me.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

I'm rich, bitches!

+370k Simoleons in the bank, cha-ching!

My citizens are 100% happy.

What games you guys have on your phones?

Is that.... The Sims?

I don't have any games on my phone. I do have an Xbox 360 and my Alienware Aurora desktop at home that I play Counter-Strike on every now and then. First person shooter, fast paced, I fuck everyone up. They'd suck my dick through the computer if they could.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Billup

No you didn't actually. Please tell me.

Seattle was struck by a snow storm, it was so bad it was almost half an inch!

I couldn't believe my eyes. People couldn't go up or down a hill next to our house because they kept trying to control the car with brakes. I spent hours on clearing the hill because simple instructions "do not brake, downshift to first, let it roll and steer" were too complicated.

Women were crying, because they feared they'd freeze to death. Have I mentioned we don't exactly live in the wilderness?

Men kept telling me they have awd cars that could handle this, apparently more mass works on snow better.

It's been over a year but I think I was traumatized for life.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Lups

Seattle was struck by a snow storm, it was so bad it was almost half an inch!

I couldn't believe my eyes. People couldn't go up or down a hill next to our house because they kept trying to control the car with brakes. I spent hours on clearing the hill because simple instructions "do not brake, downshift to first, let it roll and steer" were too complicated.

Women were crying, because they feared they'd freeze to death. Have I mentioned we don't exactly live in the wilderness?

Men kept telling me they have awd cars that could handle this, apparently more mass works on snow better.

It's been over a year but I think I was traumatized for life.

Oh my sweet lord that sounds atrocious! Half an inch is outrageous, I'm surprised you all survived! It's pretty funny seeing all the squiggly tire marks from people sliding down hills. What's even funnier is seeing all the people around here on BALD tires, trying to make it up a 2° incline and getting stuck barely making it a millimeter up.

Makes me think back to when I lived with my parents near Detroit. I owned a foreign car, father worked for Chrysler, so I had to park in the street. Our house was the 2nd house in the subdivision off a main road, so pretty close. Close enough that I remember waking up at 3am every morning to shovel 5'' of snow from our house to the main road so I could get to work in the morning. Nothing stops for snow up there, nothing. Not even people, they still drive 80mph on the freeway with their nose on your ass, so unless you go 80mph your stuck.

Coming down here is a pleasant change. I get to be lazy since everyone else is.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Billup

Is that.... The Sims?

I don't have any games on my phone. I do have an Xbox 360 and my Alienware Aurora desktop at home that I play Counter-Strike on every now and then. First person shooter, fast paced, I fuck everyone up. They'd suck my dick through the computer if they could.

Yup!

I also play Riptide GP 2, in some courses I was #1 for a long time but some Russian cheaters hacked the game.

[Billup]

Damn! I haven't played The Sims in forever, that was a great game. It was back when it was The Sims original version, so I'm sure it's far beyond what I'd remember at this point.

Rollercoaster Tycoon was another game that I liked playing a lot, too. Always trying to kill people on the coasters, making everyone hurl every time they got off, shutting the parks down, launching coaster carts into lakes... Good times, good times.

[Lups]

Haha, yeah. My country also keeps running no matter what the conditions.

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by Lups

So secret it was edited away. Lol

You should at least PM me the unedited version.