After you wipe your butt do you....

whyrms · 06-29-2010, 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by FStop7

I take the shit coated strands of toilet paper and drape them outside the front of my house as a warning.

warning them of what? that you keep your used toilet paper?

turbo6shooter · 06-29-2010, 06:15 PM

Break down and get a bidet if you have problems with TP clogging

UncleWede · 06-29-2010, 06:42 PM

There are quite a few here in CA that still have septic. Septic = in the trash can. Some of my neices/nephews live only a few miles away and still have septic. When they come to my house, they think I do too.

This weekend we're helping out with digging the trenches to the street so they can FINALLY get connected to the sewer and quite with the damn trash can.

P4335i · 06-29-2010, 08:07 PM

When I was a kid I remember by dad kicking his newly immigrated brother out of the house cuz he kept throwing crap sheets in the trash can.

endofanera7 · 06-29-2010, 08:35 PM

flush it lol

fdsasdasdf · 06-29-2010, 08:54 PM

I'd say your friendly neighborhood toilet is the best bet when in any eating establishment.

ragingclue · 06-29-2010, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by turbo6shooter

Break down and get a bidet if you have problems with TP clogging

Man I've been thinking about getting a bidet.... They're just so damn cool and refreshing.

lopealle · 06-29-2010, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

I keep a plunger on deck.

word...sometimes dueces are a bitch to flush

FStop7 · 06-30-2010, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by whyrms

warning them of what? that you keep your used toilet paper?

that's confidential

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

There are quite a few here in CA that still have septic. Septic = in the trash can. Some of my neices/nephews live only a few miles away and still have septic. When they come to my house, they think I do too.

This weekend we're helping out with digging the trenches to the street so they can FINALLY get connected to the sewer and quite with the damn trash can.

I don't understand... when I was a kid we lived in a small town and there was no metro sewer - we had a septic tank. Flushing toilet paper was never a problem. There are enzymes in the tank that break down everything. I've never even heard of people throwing away toilet paper until reading it here.

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Originally Posted by ragingclue

Man I've been thinking about getting a bidet.... They're just so damn cool and refreshing.

For reals, I want one too. Can you retrofit one to an existing toilet somehow?

crazy08 · 06-30-2010, 11:22 AM

some developing countries don't even have shit tickets. They just squat over the hole and then try to rinse it off with a bucket of water, if you're lucky. And good God do they reek when they come out of there.

If at all possible, definitely flush the paper.

PsychoSlug · 06-30-2010, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by FStop7

I don't understand... when I was a kid we lived in a small town and there was no metro sewer - we had a septic tank. Flushing toilet paper was never a problem. There are enzymes in the tank that break down everything. I've never even heard of people throwing away toilet paper until reading it here.

+1. With the exception of one residence, I've been on a septic most of my life. Never had an issue with TP. In fact, never even had to have my septic pumped.

A place I used to work had a problem with people throwing used TP in the garbage. Absolutely disgusting. I'd hold it until I got home, or run to a nearby store with nice washrooms.

crazy08 · 06-30-2010, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by FStop7

that's confidential

I don't understand... when I was a kid we lived in a small town and there was no metro sewer - we had a septic tank. Flushing toilet paper was never a problem. There are enzymes in the tank that break down everything. I've never even heard of people throwing away toilet paper until reading it here.

For reals, I want one too. Can you retrofit one to an existing toilet somehow?

The Japanese have some high tech ones where the bidet is built into the toilet. Not sure about the retrofit, but you could probably just replace your bowl.

Feyd · 06-30-2010, 11:32 AM

I can't believe this thread is still being looked at/discussed.

Fuck, I just bumped it.

crazy08 · 06-30-2010, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Feyd

I can't believe this thread is still being looked at/discussed.

Fuck, I just bumped it.

This thread is like a dingleberry....

ktdw · 06-30-2010, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ragingclue

Man I've been thinking about getting a bidet.... They're just so damn cool and refreshing.

+1 It's really nice to have a warm spray of water on your asshole after a massive dump. And if you think about it, smearing shit around your ass is just nasty...no matter how much you wipe, it's still gonna be dirty.

PsychoSlug · 06-30-2010, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ktdw

And if you think about it, smearing shit around your ass is just nasty...no matter how much you wipe, it's still gonna be dirty.

Nothing worse than taking a big, steamy dump, showering, then realizing you have to contaminate everything again.

samwoo2go · 07-01-2010, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ktdw

+1 It's really nice to have a warm spray of water on your asshole after a massive dump. And if you think about it, smearing shit around your ass is just nasty...no matter how much you wipe, it's still gonna be dirty.

dragon drill...problem solved

Couch · 07-01-2010, 12:49 PM

How do you have a gf?

PsychoSlug · 07-01-2010, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by samwoo2go

dragon drill...problem solved

Verbiage · 07-01-2010, 02:45 PM

Ew.

BTM · 07-01-2010, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

There are quite a few here in CA that still have septic. Septic = in the trash can. Some of my neices/nephews live only a few miles away and still have septic. When they come to my house, they think I do too.

This weekend we're helping out with digging the trenches to the street so they can FINALLY get connected to the sewer and quite with the damn trash can.

IDK how CA septic differs from IL septic, but I'm on septic and have never had a problem flushing

Feyd · 07-01-2010, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

IDK how CA septic differs from IL septic, but I'm on septic and have never had a problem flushing

In SoCal they can't build roads that drain... so it wouldn't supprise me if they couldn't build shitters that drain either.

Fuck, I bumped it again.

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