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      12-02-2021, 03:20 PM   #67
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I was going to guess "history of the world part 1". But it turns out it was Whoopee boys, when I looked it up. You may have been one of the 17 people who saw that movie.

I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue …..
Never mind, ignore that. Too many "airplane" quotes on here

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I didn't get a harumph out of him!
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I was going to guess "history of the world part 1". But it turns out it was Whoopee boys, when I looked it up. You may have been one of the 17 people who saw that movie.

I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue …..
Never mind, ignore that. Too many "airplane" quotes on here

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I didn't get a harumph out of him!
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What's-a behind me is not important.
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The Gumball Rally!

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The Gumball Rally!

“I’m gonna have me some fun … I’m gonna have me some fun”
Mac….Maaaaaaaaaac. Predator.

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The Gumball Rally!

“I’m gonna have me some fun … I’m gonna have me some fun”
Mac….Maaaaaaaaaac. Predator.

“Do you see something wrong here Ted? WE’VE GOT NO ENGINES!!!!!!”
I googled that and still don't know.

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“Do you see something wrong here Ted? WE’VE GOT NO ENGINES!!!!!!”
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"Aw, man, I shot Marvin in the face."
Pulp Fiction, with Eli Manning as Jimmie Dimmick.

Let me tell you something. If I find you in the city, I'm gonna have you arrested. If you step one foot in this station house, I'm gonna have you shot.
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Pulp Fiction, with Eli Manning as Jimmie Dimmick.

Let me tell you something. If I find you in the city, I'm gonna have you arrested. If you step one foot in this station house, I'm gonna have you shot.
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And that was Peyton, Eli's older bro, pretending to be Eli pretending to be Quentin playing Jimmie. lol
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Not anymore. Got a new SOP for DOA's from the FAA."
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"Have you tried talking to a corpse? It's boring."
One of my favorites… An American Werewolf in London

“It’s “gone” MacReady”
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One of my favorites… An American Werewolf in London

“It’s “gone” MacReady”
Yes, a classic (An American Werewolf in London) for sure.

As is John Carpenter's The Thing.

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Name that movie:

"It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated!"

Then add your own.
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"What are we supposed to use now, harsh language?"
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Full Metal Jacket.

"What are we supposed to use now, harsh language?"
Aliens. Another quote from Aliens: "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?" — Vasquez: "No, have you?"

"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."
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"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."
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Now you post a quote...
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Now you post a quote...
I posted a few quotes, in prior posts.

Here is one.

I have a vision, and the rest of the world is wearing bifocals.

Off-Topic, bonus quote from a Car related (Cancelled) TV Series

"Right now there are environmentalists who are having a headache and they don't know why" - Roger Barr (after getting a barn find Cobra started)
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Now you post a quote...
I posted a few quotes, in prior posts.

Here is one.

I have a vision, and the rest of the world is wearing bifocals.

Off-Topic, bonus quote from a Car related (Cancelled) TV Series

"Right now there are environmentalists who are having a headache and they don't know why" - Roger Barr (after getting a barn find Cobra started)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

"Oh you're so cool, Brewster!"
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Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

"Oh you're so cool, Brewster!"
The original Fright Night! Well played Esteban! One of my favorite movies as a kid!

This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender. Says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." The bartender looks. I mean, we're talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says, "Now wait, let me get this strait. You're tryin' to tell me you'll bet me $300 that you can piss, standing over here, way over there into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" Customer looks up and says, "That's right." Bartender says, "Young man, you got a bet." The guy goes, "Okay, here we go. Here we go." Pulls out his thing. He's lookin' at the glass, man. He's thinkin' about the glass. He's thinkin' about the glass. Glass. He's thinkin' about the glass, glass. Thinkin' about his dick. Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. And then, foosh, he lets it rip. And he-he's pisses all over the place, man. He's pissin' on the bar. He pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender! He's pissing everywhere except the fucking glass! Right? Okay. So, bartender, he's laughing his fuckin' ass off. He's $300 richer. He's like, "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" Piss dripping off his face. "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" He says, "You fucking idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300 punta." Guy goes, "Excuse me just one-one little second." Goes in the back of the bar. In back, there's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them. Comes back to the bar. Goes, "Here you go, Mr. Bartender, 300." And the bartender's like, "What the fuck are you so happy about? You just lost $300, idiot!" The guy says, "Well, see those guys over there? I just bet them $500 a piece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on you, and not only would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy."
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The original Fright Night! Well played Esteban! One of my favorite movies as a kid!

This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender. Says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." The bartender looks. I mean, we're talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says, "Now wait, let me get this strait. You're tryin' to tell me you'll bet me $300 that you can piss, standing over here, way over there into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" Customer looks up and says, "That's right." Bartender says, "Young man, you got a bet." The guy goes, "Okay, here we go. Here we go." Pulls out his thing. He's lookin' at the glass, man. He's thinkin' about the glass. He's thinkin' about the glass. Glass. He's thinkin' about the glass, glass. Thinkin' about his dick. Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. And then, foosh, he lets it rip. And he-he's pisses all over the place, man. He's pissin' on the bar. He pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender! He's pissing everywhere except the fucking glass! Right? Okay. So, bartender, he's laughing his fuckin' ass off. He's $300 richer. He's like, "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" Piss dripping off his face. "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" He says, "You fucking idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300 punta." Guy goes, "Excuse me just one-one little second." Goes in the back of the bar. In back, there's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them. Comes back to the bar. Goes, "Here you go, Mr. Bartender, 300." And the bartender's like, "What the fuck are you so happy about? You just lost $300, idiot!" The guy says, "Well, see those guys over there? I just bet them $500 a piece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on you, and not only would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy."
Good one. That's Quentin in Desperado.

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PS - My daughter and I used to watch the original Fright Night over and over. She loved it. Me too.
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