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      06-27-2018, 07:00 AM   #67
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My coffee maker and I could be the stars of some sci-fi horror documentary. I'm pretty sure every morning there is some brain sucking alien behind my back making it impossible to perform even the most simplest of tasks.
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      06-27-2018, 07:06 AM   #69
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My coffee maker and I could be the stars of some sci-fi horror documentary. I'm pretty sure every morning there is some brain sucking alien behind my back making it impossible to perform even the most simplest of tasks.
And coffee is the only way to kill the foul beast!!

How are you today?
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And coffee is the only way to kill the foul beast!!

How are you today?
Yeah, coffee is the only thing on Earth that fault beast fears!

The dog's puking again, my mom has driven me completely nuts, I'm cornered and isolated, I can't get anything right and I'm at the point where a complete meltdown will follow shortly, I need to get the fuck away from this country, preferably planet and I'm so close to the end of my rope I can literally feel my sould dying.

So, how about you?
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Yeah, coffee is the only thing on Earth that fault beast fears!

The dog's puking again, my mom has driven me completely nuts, I'm cornered and isolated, I can't get anything right and I'm at the point where a complete meltdown will follow shortly, I need to get the fuck away from this country, preferably planet and I'm so close to the end of my rope I can literally feel my sould dying.

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Had a pretty good day at work yesterday then went to see The Incredibles 2 then dinner with my daughter. We laughed our butts off...a really good movie!!

If you're getting close to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on tightly!!
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Had a pretty good day at work yesterday then went to see The Incredibles 2 then dinner with my daughter. We laughed our butts off...a really good movie!!

If you're getting close to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on tightly!!
Nah, I just brew a new cup of coffee and put on aggressive rock.
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It took you long enough!!! That was just for you!!

Seriously...Mad Men is one of my all-time favorites and Don Draper is one of the most tragically flawed characters every developed.
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Seriously...Mad Men is one of my all-time favorites and Don Draper is one of the most tragically flawed characters every developed.
Ha!

Yeah, I was falling down on the job, for sure.

Agreed about Mad Men and the character Don Draper, fully. Really close to being an anti-hero role and I tend to love those characters. Think Vic Mackey in The Shield (another of my all-time favorite shows). Good and bad, dark and light, makes for much more interesting stories and feelings vs. a Dudley Do-Right sort of character.
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