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      09-07-2015, 01:51 AM   #67
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I'm going to send a memo to law enforcement in Canada/US to start giving Bimmette verbal warnings even though she doesn't flirt with the officers.
Dude no one has ever seen me flirting. I just don't.

I get to the point.
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I'm going to send a memo to law enforcement in Canada/US to start giving Bimmette verbal warnings even though she doesn't flirt with the officers.

Dude no one has ever seen me flirting. I just don't.

I get to the point.
So, V1.47fan , do you flirt with female officers to get out of the ticket?

This is a video of V1.47fan trying to get out of the ticket after failed flirt with female officer in Europe. *OUCH*
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I'm sure you have a profound reason to be on my case always, and I'm sure you're right too. My motives truly are that, since how the world sees me is what matters so much to me.

Just go for it again, enjoy.
He is just being a
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Mmmm. I'm not that hot.

What ever I did to you, I apologize. And in any thread I will happily have your ass but this time and for the second time in bimmerpost ever, I'm serious. You want to address the topic or have anything to add please do, but if its just me that draws you here then leave it.
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So, V1.47fan , do you flirt with female officers to get out of the ticket?

This is a video of V1.47fan trying to get out of the ticket after failed flirt with female officer in Europe. *OUCH*
Yeah, that doesn't happen. The only time I've ever known someone in Europe to get out of a ticket was some weird case like the officer was the cars owners dad, and the driver was the ex girl friend, now best friend, and the deal was "you don't come back in two years"

Don't know the details of that Subaru thing.

But in my country the tickets are astronomical. What the driver of the Subaru was doing was mildly acceptable since it was closed off (we have different way to see trespassing), and got off only because being seen as family.
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Mmmm. I'm not that hot.

What ever I did to you, I apologize. And in any thread I will happily have your ass but this time and for the second time in bimmerpost ever, I'm serious. You want to address the topic or have anything to add please do, but if its just me that draws you here then leave it.
That was me actually.

You asked for counter arguments in your op. I'm here because of some of the nonsense you wrote.

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Dude no. I've never seen a place where treating others like shit is as accepted as it is here.

Finland isn't perfect but we do make a point of pointing out our issues as does the rest of the Europe (we had this man called Hitler who kinda made us allergic towards racism).

Saying lies like whites in America treat Mexican staff like shit, it's rampant racism. Not true!
I stay in many hotels across America bc of my job and worked at one.

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When we moved here the hotel we lived in had a staff of Mexicans mainly. It was horrible to watch how the guests threated the staff and I could from the first week list a lot of shit I saw.


On my last road trip I went to wash my car to a bad neighborhood (according to the valet at the hotel) and I was talking to the local kids while doing it, when the cops showed up and told them to fuck off. They told me to go away so I could be safe, but nobody checked my or the cars papers. It was a black part of town.
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We have our idiots but unlike here we actually talk about it, write about it and we try to open a different world to our kids.

I'm hoping our next address will be in Germany, but i doubt that'll happen in a few years.
Not just you, most Americans are raised to treat humans as humans.
You need to go to China,Russia, France, Germany etc. And see how they treat minorities before you start spewing your $hit.
I know you want to come across as pure, good person, that's fine. America is not the worst place in the world.

I'm a proud American and traveled all over the world, the US is not perfect by any means but it's probably by far the best in regards to various races living together.

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Washington, and Kirkland. There are three black and about six Asians around here.

Yes, racism is over used, hell, before I moved to USA, I didn't know it was a real thing these days. But one car was hit and witnesses were there, one walks and nothing is done.

Since cops came there, and all was reported, and still nothing happened I with my tiny blond brain can only assume it was because my calm and nice friend wasn't white.



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Wow.

My lesson was a complete one when my school got this new cleaning lady. I was on the third grade and I spent my after school time in the library. The lady talked with me, and she was really nice. Soon our families become friends and my parents asked them for a dinner to our house since her son was the same age as i.

Our neighbor objected (and this was again in Finland, and then in the 90's we didn't have many other races there), his problem was that we ( my dad and I had at that time multiple contacts and friends outside the whiteness of our country) by bringing immigrants to our prestige neighborhood were opening up doors that should be shut.

The cleaning lady had been in Finland for 6 months, and spoke our difficult language already. In china she was a surgeon and her husband was a geologist who got thrown out because he made a notion of a dig not being safe for the workers.

I ended up on my dads shit list because I looked down. That night he kindly said to me that he is ashamed of me. "Anna. You truly have to know better to understand that this all is fear but if I see you ever being ashamed of your friends because someone tries to be better than them, fuck it. As a parent I've failed completely."

Now I have friends everywhere. I'm lucky they don't look down on me. I get what my dad was trying to say but that happened 20+ years ago.

Why doesn't the world just move on?
Which one is it?
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One thing I don't understand... was your friend in the M3 parked between 2 cars? I don't want to be a wet blanket here, but based on the picture, it looks like your friend could have moved a few inches forward to avoid all this in the first place.

Also, even though your friend is a car guy and knows how much distance to leave, that doesn't mean the person parked behind him is a good driver. I am not saying in any way that this was your friend's fault. I just don't trust other people to do the right thing, so I put it on myself to try and avoid other people's mistakes.
Years ago on Watts approaching the Holland Tunnel, a squeegee man scratched my quarter panel with his handle when I didn't give him any money. My wife said you should have given him $3 to avoid it, now you've got a scratch (over 18").

If I woulda been 19 yo when that happened it woulda been a different outcome...
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That was me actually.

You asked for counter arguments in your op. I'm here because of some of the nonsense you wrote.

Saying lies like whites in America treat Mexican staff like shit, it's rampant racism. Not true!
I stay in many hotels across America bc of my job and worked at one.


Not just you, most Americans are raised to treat humans as humans.
You need to go to China,Russia, France, Germany etc. And see how they treat minorities before you start spewing your $hit.
I know you want to come across as pure, good person, that's fine. America is not the worst place in the world.

I'm a proud American and traveled all over the world, the US is not perfect by any means but it's probably by far the best in regards to various races living together.
Actually racism is rampant in this country. It may not take on the form that you are referring to (ie, open racism... name calling, burning crosses), but it is everywhere. The flavor of racial discrimination today is called covert racism. It is designed to help people like you sleep better at night by saying things like "America is not the worst place in the world" and is "by far the best" when it come to open/overt racism. Go ask any minority if they feel discrimination is part of life, and (apparently) you will be surprised.

It is very possible this parking incident could be an example. That's the thing about covert racism... sometimes you just don't know because its much less blatant, so I wouldn't dismiss it as not.
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This thread is now making me nauseous. We went from perceived unfair / potentially racially-motivated treatment following a bumper scratch on a car that should have been moved to rampant covert racism. Ugh. Please carry on. Unsubscribed...
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All this discussion about being white reminds me of this:

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All this discussion about being white reminds me of this:

I was challenged to get modern music to my playlist (driving playlist, my normal playlist is even worse) today and as a result I tried googling modern queen (a strong masculine voice and cool as fuck attitude). I now hear baaaaaaaaa in my head since my search led me to listen Kanye West singing bohemian rhapsody and he sounds like a goat.

I'll take my m3 driving friend out tomorrow for a walk, and I will explain to him kindly that a cop treating him like a piece of shit, a man hitting his bumper and and his wife blowing up my phone because she is upset over it all is not a real issue, since as long as we have Kanye west and others like him raping songs that take real skill, the human race is fucked anyway.

And as long as I can still hear BAAAAA in my head, I am not opening an other YouTube link.
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Sad story but not sure it's racism. I'm an old rich white guy and I also come across assholes. I keep away from them. Or get away from them. Not only can assholes have a "Whoops" accident with one of my cars, but a lot of them pack heat. And I don't. (And most of them are really bad shots, too.)

Life is too short to try to correct every asshole you come across. Avoidance is the best policy. Flight rather than fight is the safest way.
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Sad story but not sure it's racism. I'm an old rich white guy and I also come across assholes. I keep away from them. Or get away from them. Not only can assholes have a "Whoops" accident with one of my cars, but a lot of them pack heat. And I don't. (And most of them are really bad shots, too.)

Life is too short to try to correct every asshole you come across. Avoidance is the best policy. Flight rather than fight is the safest way.
I have kids, I wouldn't want them to learn to trust their milky white skin to save them (as it saves me a lot) and I'd rather not teach them to lay low while some arse is trying to put others down.

If you're really, really rich, may I please have two bags (small, like a kilo will do) of good jalapenos delivered to my house? The grocery stores here sell now only mild ones, and I need those to be able to eat.
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Sad story but not sure it's racism. I'm an old rich white guy and I also come across assholes. I keep away from them. Or get away from them. Not only can assholes have a "Whoops" accident with one of my cars, but a lot of them pack heat. And I don't. (And most of them are really bad shots, too.)

Life is too short to try to correct every asshole you come across. Avoidance is the best policy. Flight rather than fight is the safest way.
Old rich white guy?

You looking for a pool boy?
Credentials- i swim and im half Mexican
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You looking for a pool boy?
Credentials- i swim and im half Mexican


I was trying to get some flavors into meals. Out of the 20 jalapenos I bought and ate today, none had any taste. Him being from California, I in my desperation for taste, I admit I was trying to use him.

Dude I live in Microsoft county. I need jalapenos.
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Old rich white guy?

You looking for a pool boy?
Credentials- i swim and im half Mexican


I was trying to get some flavors into meals. Out of the 20 jalapenos I bought and ate today, none had any taste. Him being from California, I in my desperation for taste, I admit I was trying to use him.

Dude I live in Microsoft county. I need jalapenos.
I understand your struggle.

Jalapeņos in CA are pretty good.

Microsoft county is filled with a lot of old rich white guys too, however- Seattle weather sucks compared to SoCal.

I was attempting to become the pool boy so I can marry into his family (a daughter, niece, granddaughter, whatever) and call my career a day. Enjoy some nice mojitos along side his i8, have my new in law sign for a p1 for me- and live the good life.

Fuck I hate my life.
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I understand your struggle.

Jalapeņos in CA are pretty good.

Microsoft county is filled with a lot of old rich white guys too, however- Seattle weather sucks compared to SoCal.

I was attempting to become the pool boy so I can marry into his family (a daughter, niece, granddaughter, whatever) and call my career a day. Enjoy some nice mojitos along side his i8, have my new in law sign for a p1 for me- and live the good life.

Fuck I hate my life.
Damn. Now I feel bad.

How abt this: You buy a sponge and we go for a walk in the dog park and you can act like a real pool boy and kinda clean a rock there?

And bring me jalapenos, and I will buy you a beer as a thanks? That would make it two for you and I can babysit you while you're hammered.
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I understand your struggle.

Jalapeņos in CA are pretty good.

Microsoft county is filled with a lot of old rich white guys too, however- Seattle weather sucks compared to SoCal.

I was attempting to become the pool boy so I can marry into his family (a daughter, niece, granddaughter, whatever) and call my career a day. Enjoy some nice mojitos along side his i8, have my new in law sign for a p1 for me- and live the good life.

Fuck I hate my life.
Damn. Now I feel bad.

How abt this: You buy a sponge and we go for a walk in the dog park and you can act like a real pool boy and kinda clean a rock there?

And bring me jalapenos, and I will buy you a beer as a thanks? That would make it two for you and I can babysit you while you're hammered.
You should feel bad.

If I don't get this pool boy gig from Malibu/ i only have you to blame.

Now. If I do bring you these jalapeņos, you already know I work out a lot to maintain a good physique. I would need you to substitute that beer to either grey goose or everclear. Low carb baby
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You should feel bad.

If I don't get this pool boy gig from Malibu/ i only have you to blame.

Now. If I do bring you these jalapeņos, you already know I work out a lot to maintain a good physique. I would need you to substitute that beer to either grey goose or everclear. Low carb baby
No issue.

I have a jack Russell. You can have your exercise while throwing him a squeaky ball and while trying to get it off from him.
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