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      01-08-2009, 11:50 AM   #67
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      01-08-2009, 01:10 PM   #69
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      01-08-2009, 01:15 PM   #70
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      01-08-2009, 01:23 PM   #71
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      01-08-2009, 01:27 PM   #72
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      01-08-2009, 01:33 PM   #73
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Yeah youre right, but since then I've gained a little respect for myself and I dont post nudes all over anymore. All good though.



Are any of these threads still active...idd like to view them ps i think ure hot still
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      01-08-2009, 01:39 PM   #74
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holysh*t....hahahahhaha, that line just made me laugh for days....hella comedy
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      01-08-2009, 02:22 PM   #75
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lmao fresh prince style?

a fresh prince classic...

"girl, I know your feet must be tired 'cause you been runnin' through my mind all day!"


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      01-08-2009, 03:37 PM   #76
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Worked for Parker, didn't it?
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      01-08-2009, 03:40 PM   #77
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      01-08-2009, 03:40 PM   #78
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
You guys are killing me!

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      01-08-2009, 03:50 PM   #79
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HAHHAAAA!!!!

Nice bum where you from?
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      01-08-2009, 03:54 PM   #80
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You are such a flake...
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      01-08-2009, 04:48 PM   #81
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HAHHAAAA!!!!

Nice bum where you from?

That would only work in former British colonies (US excluded).

Here it would be "Nice Ass. Pass some gas ??"
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      01-08-2009, 04:51 PM   #82
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You have a beautiful behind can I give it a kiss?
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      01-08-2009, 05:42 PM   #83
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ROFL thats pretty funny
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      01-08-2009, 06:22 PM   #84
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lmao fresh prince style?

a fresh prince classic...

"girl, I know your feet must be tired 'cause you been runnin' through my mind all day!"


"If i told you, you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"


I forgot those ones.
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      01-10-2009, 09:28 PM   #85
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      01-10-2009, 11:10 PM   #86
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
MAN this one wins. god i lol'd so hard.
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wtf dude. this is so random. but i've gotta say, you do have good taste cuz she's hot as fuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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      01-10-2009, 11:30 PM   #88
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she's hot, but the southern accent makes me wanna shoot myself.
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