If the Oscars were all about diversity, why the crude Asian joke?

gtron · 03-02-2016, 11:01 AM

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UncleWede · 03-02-2016, 03:01 PM

As an American of German and Irish decent, practicing Catholic I find NAzi and drunken Irish jokes hilarious, but especially priest/boys jokes and some of the shit about Jesus.

WWJD? Laugh his ass off the cross!!!

jtodd_fl · 03-02-2016, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

As an American of German and Irish decent, practicing Catholic I find NAzi and drunken Irish jokes hilarious, but especially priest/boys jokes and some of the shit about Jesus.

WWJD? Laugh his ass off the cross!!!

Have always loved this one... yes, it is horrible. This should become the official "stereotype jokes" thread. Wait, I mean the *OFFICIAL* stereotype jokes thread.

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It's a slow day, and after awhile he finds himself in need to use the restroom. Unable to leave the confessional unattended, he calls over the church's janitor.
"I'm sorry, but would you mind covering my post for a short bit? It's the easiest thing in the world, all you need to do is sit here, and if anyone comes in, just consult this guide-book: it has every possible sin in it and what you should say in response."
The janitor agrees and the priest heads off to the bathroom, wouldn't you know it, as soon as he leaves, a teenage girl comes in to confess. With no other choice, the janitor tries as best as he can.
"Tell me your sins, child."
"Well Father, me and my boyfriend... the other day... we kissed."
The janitor flips through the book, finds kissing. "say one hail mary and don't do it again."
"The thing is Father... we actually did a bit more than that... we had sex."
The janitor flips through the book, finds premarital sex. "say two hail mary's and don't do it again.
"well... in all honesty, Father... my boyfriend is a bit kinky... and we actually did anal..."
"You've got to be kidding me," thinks the janitor. He flips through the book, but as hard as he looks, he can't find the entry for anal sex, it is simply not in the guidebook.
Now the janitor is starting to freak, worried both he and the priest will be found out, and that he could loose his job. Quickly, he peaks outside the confessional door and spots an altar boy walking by.
"psssst." hisses the janitor, calling the alter boy over, "quick, what does Father O'Thomas give for anal?"
The alter boy thinks for a moment then replies...
"Two Butterfingers and a ride home?"

Verbiage · 03-02-2016, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Have always loved this one... yes, it is horrible. This should become the official "stereotype jokes" thread. Wait, I mean the *OFFICIAL* stereotype jokes thread.

Terrible.

UncleWede · 03-02-2016, 03:38 PM

Priest: Sister, what's head?
Sister: $20, same as downtown

NEFARIOUS · 03-02-2016, 04:40 PM

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch prick, my nuts are 3 pounds each, Turner Brown.”

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. “What’s wrong with you?”

In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me?”

The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch prick, my testicles each weigh 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.”

The small guy says, “Turner Brown!…Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, “Turn Around!!”

jtodd_fl · 03-02-2016, 04:58 PM

Sorry to get serious now, but I read this and found it at least thought-provoking. Not super deep, analytically speaking, but topical and at least passingly nuanced.
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/were-...ny-jared-karol

M3 Number 86 · 03-02-2016, 06:15 PM

White jokes have nothing on black jokes.

dreamingat30fps · 03-02-2016, 06:38 PM

I have to agree with the oscars being racists as shit. I mean I haven't won a single one in like 30 years!!! You know why? Because I like rice and beans!!!

Don't even get me started on those racist sobs at the powerball!

The Chaddening · 03-02-2016, 06:55 PM

This country constantly talking about race is beyond nauseating.

ASAP · 03-02-2016, 07:05 PM

I think a lot of minorities do not realize the opportunities they are given and how good they have it in the USA... good luck getting away w 1/10th of the type of stuff that is done in the USA in Eastern Europe and Russia... u have no idea what racism is until you really see it.

jtodd_fl · 03-02-2016, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ASAP

I think a lot of minorities do not realize the opportunities they are given and how good they have it in the USA... good luck getting away w 1/10th of the type of stuff that is done in the USA in Eastern Europe and Russia... u have no idea what racism is until you really see it.

I will say that "better than horrible" does not necessarily equal "fair and right". Just something to think about.

PINeely · 03-02-2016, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dreamingat30fps

I have to agree with the oscars being racists as shit. I mean I haven't won a single one in like 30 years!!! You know why? Because I like rice and beans!!!

Don't even get me started on those racist sobs at the powerball!

Seriously. No black people have won an Oscar for two entire Academy Awards ceremonies, must be a huge conspiracy by whitey to oppress minorities right? Sorry there weren't more black people in The DANISH Girl. Give me a break.

John 070 · 03-02-2016, 09:43 PM

That was not an Asian joke IMHO. It was more a joke about where everything is made. While I think DJT is bulls*** as he's <5% politically correct, we'Re such a hypersensitive society now. Can't even say Merry Christmas, as that is offensive.

John 070 · 03-02-2016, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ASAP

I think a lot of minorities do not realize the opportunities they are given and how good they have it in the USA... good luck getting away w 1/10th of the type of stuff that is done in the USA in Eastern Europe and Russia... u have no idea what racism is until you really see it.

Watch the film, "Red Army," and get a lesson on national pride.

The USA is the greatest nation, but we go out of our way sometimes tomfind things to whine about. Even the article's title was intended to inflame.

Verbiage · 03-03-2016, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ASAP

I think a lot of minorities do not realize the opportunities they are given and how good they have it in the USA... good luck getting away w 1/10th of the type of stuff that is done in the USA in Eastern Europe and Russia... u have no idea what racism is until you really see it.

The UFC dude beating the fuck out of that ignorant black man thread, for example.

imserious · 03-04-2016, 10:08 AM

I was more offended by Ali G's joke but it was way funnier.

The little kid joke was lame. Accounting firms are run by white people if you didn't know that already.

1MOREMOD · 03-04-2016, 10:14 AM

Staying at the Millennium Biltmore this week, site oscars were founded and held from 1930-43. Place is cool but has a creepy redrum vibe to me.

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