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      03-13-2018, 04:15 PM   #67
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We have mutual friends so I expect a than you note from your wife.
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As your leg humper, I know hairless skin is achieved in a month or two. Your legs will be ready for the runways at the rate I'm doing this and your wife wil appreciate the grooming.

Dude I'm having a weird week. Last Saturday I was stuck in a poker night , tonight I'm stuck with the wives of the poker night participants.
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I won't take a shit without having wet wipes by my side.

For a country that prides itself on cleanliness, we sure have a shitty system of cleaning our asses. Bidets should be the norm.
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I won't take a shit without having wet wipes by my side.

For a country that prides itself on cleanliness, we sure have a shitty system of cleaning our asses. Bidets should be the norm.
One of my hotels had a bidet, I felt pleasingly clean.
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      03-14-2018, 12:16 AM   #76
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I need alone time and I need my meals (good meals with lots of meat and cruciferous vegetables). Or I get cranky.

And who makes the tags? Lol
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I need alone time and I need my meals (good meals with lots of meat and cruciferous vegetables). Or I get cranky.

And who makes the tags? Lol
Anglo. That man has serious issues and apparently that's the best he can do.
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Anglo. That man has serious issues and apparently that's the best he can do.
Damn. What did you do to piss him off?
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Damn. What did you do to piss him off?
I apparently am the most evil bitch ever and conservatives are being suppressed by evil liberals and he is a victim of my regime of everything what's wrong with the world but he is fighting the holy war with really conservative ways!

I'm a bit confused tho, why do I need a job if I'm already a whore and a messy pussy implies I have customers too? Doesn't that make me an entrepreneur?
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I apparently am the most evil bitch ever and conservatives are being suppressed by evil liberals and he is a victim of my regime of everything what's wrong with the world but he is fighting the holy war with really conservative ways!

I'm a bit confused tho, why do I need a job if I'm already a whore and a messy pussy implies I have customers too? Doesn't that make me an entrepreneur?
Lups.....you never cease to amaze me!!
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Lups.....you never cease to amaze me!!
Cheers mate.

Tag editing fairy handled my career concerns for now, thanks for him too.
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      03-14-2018, 08:37 PM   #82
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      03-15-2018, 09:47 AM   #83
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That metal nibbler tool I keep seeing around. I have no metal I need to nibble, but boy if I did!
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That metal nibbler tool I keep seeing around. I have no metal I need to nibble, but boy if I did!
What the hell is a metal nibbler? I didn't know what love was before I bought my first one of these I have no name in English for:

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      03-15-2018, 10:08 AM   #85
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That metal nibbler tool I keep seeing around. I have no metal I need to nibble, but boy if I did!
That thing is pretty cool, I imagine if any material was thicker then a piece of paper it would be out of ideas.
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      03-15-2018, 10:09 AM   #86
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I have a tool for that, though it's not not powered by air. I seldom work on metal and I'm banned from all welding work (don't ask) due to an unfortunate addition to family law so that doesn't give me the butterflies in the same scale as some others do.
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