Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

Sea-Tac · 09-02-2018, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

The Horrible+Lesson Learned=Great Outcome

One of my first online dates. Her pictures were fantastic and quite hot. Small waist, D's, great shaped butt. She shows up 30 lbs heavier and asks me if I'm disappointed. I stated, "Yes...in your lack of honesty." I then gave her the lecture on the primary advantage of dating as an adult: Pure Honesty. You don't have to play the games to gain advantage as you did as a foolish kid. If you don't like something that someone says early on, you may take your ball and go home without a problem and she violated this basic premise. I wished her good luck, took my ball, and went home.

After that, I started asking them to strike a pose with a few fingers held up in some odd manner so that I could verify the accuracy and timeliness of the picture. A few complained and I cut off communication. My current gf had no problem when I asked her and only requested 5 mins to change into a bikini before she sent the shot over. Yeah. I'm good now.

A, B, or C?

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Turkish Pickle · 09-02-2018, 06:06 PM

oh boy oh boy last night was funny.

first weekend in school, bars were pretty full. also a few of my friends were visiting from back home so we decided to head out. i had a tinder match i've been trying to meet up with, so i hit her up basically saying "hey i'm here come thru". she replies with "i'm here let's meet at the beer garden" so i go. keep in mind, it's a saturday night so it's pretty filled. she was not the hottest girl ever but definitely would stand out. i walk out there, and there's this girl looking around which I presumed was her based on her view of what she's wearing.

NOT who I was expecting to see was her "friend". her friend was hot as shit dude, like jesus if she is a human being idfk what i am.

anyway naturally my alcohol infused dick starts talking to her friend and not my match - she cock blocked me in a major way but it was fun talking to her & got her contact info so we'll see about tonight given tomorrow's off too...

MKSixer · 09-02-2018, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sea-Tac

A, B, or C?

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King Rudi · 09-02-2018, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Sea-Tac

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

The Horrible+Lesson Learned=Great Outcome

One of my first online dates. Her pictures were fantastic and quite hot. Small waist, D's, great shaped butt. She shows up 30 lbs heavier and asks me if I'm disappointed. I stated, "Yes...in your lack of honesty." I then gave her the lecture on the primary advantage of dating as an adult: Pure Honesty. You don't have to play the games to gain advantage as you did as a foolish kid. If you don't like something that someone says early on, you may take your ball and go home without a problem and she violated this basic premise. I wished her good luck, took my ball, and went home.

After that, I started asking them to strike a pose with a few fingers held up in some odd manner so that I could verify the accuracy and timeliness of the picture. A few complained and I cut off communication. My current gf had no problem when I asked her and only requested 5 mins to change into a bikini before she sent the shot over. Yeah. I'm good now.

A, B, or C?

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UncleWede · 09-04-2018, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

3 days later, when the movie finally ends

Lawrence of Arabia was playing in a matinee somewhere?

UncleWede · 09-04-2018, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Sea-Tac

A, B, or C?

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A every time. The little ones are more fun

MKSixer · 09-04-2018, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Lawrence of Arabia was playing in a matinee somewhere?

Lawrence of Arabia is like Star Trek, Friends, and Seinfeld: It's always playing somewhere.

Being in a movie with a drunk lawyer, no matter how hot, is a chore I wouldn't wish on anyone.

UncleWede · 09-04-2018, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Lawrence of Arabia is like Star Trek, Friends, and Seinfeld: It's always playing somewhere.

Being in a movie with a drunk lawyer, no matter how hot, is a chore I wouldn't wish on anyone.

If I'm only the SON of a Lawyer (wait, whut? Did I just insult myself, or not???) can we still go after I pre-game?

MKSixer · 09-04-2018, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Lawrence of Arabia is like Star Trek, Friends, and Seinfeld: It's always playing somewhere.

Being in a movie with a drunk lawyer, no matter how hot SHE MAY BE, is a chore I wouldn't wish on anyone.

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

If I'm only the SON of a Lawyer (wait, whut? Did I just insult myself, or not???) can we still go after I pre-game?

I should have known you'd find the loophole!!

ImolaMoop · 09-05-2018, 05:19 AM

10 months with a girl with borderline personality disorder.

Would do again, but I can’t recommend it to someone unless they are completely emotionless.

King Rudi · 09-05-2018, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ImolaMoop

10 months with a girl with borderline personality disorder.

Would do again, but I can’t recommend it to someone unless they are completely emotionless.

I spent 8 years with a woman who was a sociopath with narcissistic tendencies. Had I been emotionally where I am now, it would have been much more fun. Then again if I was emotionally dead inside then, she wouldn't have stayed as she wouldn't have had anything to feast on and devour. Soulless bitch.

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Mandi90TT · 09-05-2018, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

We had planned to go grab some drinks, some dinner and to play putt-putt.

What are you, 14? Mini golf on a date is cool.....when you're in junior high school.

Never_Enough · 09-05-2018, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Can you share more about your story?

Recently got out of a relationship with a BPD person, I believe a narcissist, and I left without understanding anything. Took me over a month to get to a reasonably sane level.

All this BPD talk reminds me of an ex-gf from 13 or so years ago. She insisted she was possessed by an evil spirit. One night, said spirit must have taken over. This spirit was a god damn slut! Kept trying to fuck me.

Aside from that, it was super creepy.

Had to break up with her. She was an awesome lay, though. Cum all over her & she'd rub it all over her body like it was lotion.

I wish I could remember her last name, I'd look her up.

King Rudi · 09-05-2018, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave 90TT

What are you, 14? Mini golf on a date is cool.....when you're in junior high school.

Yep, you're right I'm 14. You guessed it.

Now allow me to teach you a little something. A date consisting of a light dinner and a few drinks (not sitting at a bar or a table in between you, having uncomfortable conversation whilst having drink after drink), again, light dinner, there isn't much in her stomach to absorb the alcohol, not a lot of drinks as I don't want a mess on my hands.

Take her to a putt-putt course, why?

1- There aren't going to be quite so many alpha-male douches (such as yourself based off your comment) trying to hit on her.
2- This gets her physically & mentally involved in something aside from sitting across from you trying to come up with things to talk about.
3- Being physically active, yet not sweaty gets her body physically moving and endorphins flowing. Dancing? Sure if you like other guys trying to cut in and she ends up sweaty and gross before you get her home.
4- Let her win so she has something to rub in your face to joke about, women love this shit.
5- It reverts them mentally back to a simpler time in their life and prevents them from generating excessive levels of norepinephrine. This prevents them from going into fight or flight mode and makes them extremely comfortable around you.
6- It's quick and easy and leaves time to go back to my place for drinks, light conversation and music afterward.

This 14 year old gets laid more often than you can imagine.

My dates don't consist of "cool" or trying to impress the lady; my dates consist of fun, intelligent conversation and 90% of the time lots of sex.....reoccurring sex.

CTinline-six · 09-05-2018, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

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Originally Posted by Dave 90TT

What are you, 14? Mini golf on a date is cool.....when you're in junior high school.

Yep, you're right I'm 14. You guessed it.

Now allow me to teach you a little something. A date consisting of a light dinner and a few drinks (not sitting at a bar or a table in between you, having uncomfortable conversation whilst having drink after drink), again, light dinner, there isn't much in her stomach to absorb the alcohol, not a lot of drinks as I don't want a mess on my hands.

Take her to a putt-putt course, why?

1- There aren't going to be quite so many alpha-male douches (such as yourself based off your comment) trying to hit on her.
2- This gets her physically & mentally involved in something aside from sitting across from you trying to come up with things to talk about.
3- Being physically active, yet not sweaty gets her body physically moving and endorphins flowing. Dancing? Sure if you like other guys trying to cut in and she ends up sweaty and gross before you get her home.
4- Let her win so she has something to rub in your face to joke about, women love this shit.
5- It reverts them mentally back to a simpler time in their life and prevents them from generating excessive levels of Norepinephrine. This prevents them from going into fight or flight mode and makes them extremely comfortable around you.
6- It's quick and easy and leaves time to go back to my place for drinks, light conversation and music afterward.

This 14 year old gets laid more often than you can imagine.

My dates don't consist of "cool" or trying to impress the lady; my dates consist of fun, intelligent conversation and 90% of the time lots of sex.....reoccurring sex.

Yup, fun dates win over drinks in a bar. Women like to be teased and challenged. Hard to do that in a bar, easy to do at a mini golf course, obstacle course, game of beach volleyball, etc.

Never_Enough · 09-05-2018, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Yep, you're right I'm 14. You guessed it.

Now allow me to teach you a little something. A date consisting of a light dinner and a few drinks (not sitting at a bar or a table in between you, having uncomfortable conversation whilst having drink after drink), again, light dinner, there isn't much in her stomach to absorb the alcohol, not a lot of drinks as I don't want a mess on my hands.

Take her to a putt-putt course, why?

1- There aren't going to be quite so many alpha-male douches (such as yourself based off your comment) trying to hit on her.
2- This gets her physically & mentally involved in something aside from sitting across from you trying to come up with things to talk about.
3- Being physically active, yet not sweaty gets her body physically moving and endorphins flowing. Dancing? Sure if you like other guys trying to cut in and she ends up sweaty and gross before you get her home.
4- Let her win so she has something to rub in your face to joke about, women love this shit.
5- It reverts them mentally back to a simpler time in their life and prevents them from generating excessive levels of norepinephrine. This prevents them from going into fight or flight mode and makes them extremely comfortable around you.
6- It's quick and easy and leaves time to go back to my place for drinks, light conversation and music afterward.

This 14 year old gets laid more often than you can imagine.

My dates don't consist of "cool" or trying to impress the lady; my dates consist of fun, intelligent conversation and 90% of the time lots of sex.....reoccurring sex.

Well, you have been in a LTR so you're no longer out there in the trenches.

King Rudi · 09-05-2018, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Can you share more about your story?

Recently got out of a relationship with a BPD person, I believe a narcissist, and I left without understanding anything. Took me over a month to get to a reasonably sane level.

All this BPD talk reminds me of an ex-gf from 13 or so years ago. She insisted she was possessed by an evil spirit. One night, said spirit must have taken over. This spirit was a god damn slut! Kept trying to fuck me.

Aside from that, it was super creepy.

Had to break up with her. She was an awesome lay, though. Cum all over her & she'd rub it all over her body like it was lotion.

I wish I could remember her last name, I'd look her up.

This is the norm with these types of women. This sounds exactly like the ex-wife I've mentioned. She was my personal pornstar. She fucked up when she was riding me one night and said, "You give it to me better than anyone else." That killed it.

King Rudi · 09-05-2018, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Yep, you're right I'm 14. You guessed it.

Now allow me to teach you a little something. A date consisting of a light dinner and a few drinks (not sitting at a bar or a table in between you, having uncomfortable conversation whilst having drink after drink), again, light dinner, there isn't much in her stomach to absorb the alcohol, not a lot of drinks as I don't want a mess on my hands.

Take her to a putt-putt course, why?

1- There aren't going to be quite so many alpha-male douches (such as yourself based off your comment) trying to hit on her.
2- This gets her physically & mentally involved in something aside from sitting across from you trying to come up with things to talk about.
3- Being physically active, yet not sweaty gets her body physically moving and endorphins flowing. Dancing? Sure if you like other guys trying to cut in and she ends up sweaty and gross before you get her home.
4- Let her win so she has something to rub in your face to joke about, women love this shit.
5- It reverts them mentally back to a simpler time in their life and prevents them from generating excessive levels of norepinephrine. This prevents them from going into fight or flight mode and makes them extremely comfortable around you.
6- It's quick and easy and leaves time to go back to my place for drinks, light conversation and music afterward.

This 14 year old gets laid more often than you can imagine.

My dates don't consist of "cool" or trying to impress the lady; my dates consist of fun, intelligent conversation and 90% of the time lots of sex.....reoccurring sex.

Well, you have been in a LTR so you're no longer out there in the trenches.

True but I still make thing interesting. Complacency causes decline. Even when I wasn't with the same girl consistently I still managed to get it whenever I wanted it.

Germanauto · 09-05-2018, 02:01 PM

Went out with this girl early this year who, on paper, was the perfect match for me. Same race, religion, profession, family background, beliefs, etc. I thought the date went well, we talked the entire time. Chemistry wasn't perfect but I was open to a 2nd date and texted her the next day. Never heard back.

Been on several bad dates since. IDK if I'll ever find the one LOL.

Anybody know a ~25ish year old attractive Indian chick? Hook a brother up.

Never_Enough · 09-05-2018, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Germanauto

Went out with this girl early this year who, on paper, was the perfect match for me. Same race, religion, profession, family background, beliefs, etc. I thought the date went well, we talked the entire time. Chemistry wasn't perfect but I was open to a 2nd date and texted her the next day. Never heard back.

Been on several bad dates since. IDK if I'll ever find the one LOL.

Anybody know a ~25ish year old attractive Indian chick? Hook a brother up.

So you're trying to date yourself?

I always chuckle when I read profiles of women looking for a guy that does/likes everything they do. That's not how life works. Also, I want someone to compliment me. I don't want a version of myself with tits.

It's what you DISLIKE with someone that matters, not you liking a bunch of the same crap.

Never_Enough · 09-05-2018, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

True but I still make thing interesting. Complacency causes decline. Even when I wasn't with the same girl consistently I still managed to get it whenever I wanted it.

You're better off. I banged another new cunt Friday night & she took days to reply so I just texted "Good luck out there. God Bless"!

& she replied almost immediately to that, of course, with "You too. I took my profile down, I'm taking a break."

So I had to say "Break from one night stands? Oh, ok." She never replied to that. Not surprising.

I'm fine if you just wanna fuck. I love to fuck. However, just be an adult and say that's what you're after. Don't load your profile with bs or feed me bs in person. Next time a guy does that to you, remember who you are...hypocrites...

JamesWWIII · 09-05-2018, 02:40 PM

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Turkish Pickle Banned 3056 Rep 381 Posts Drives: '21 330i xDrive Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (0) Garage List 2021 BMW 330i xDrive [10.00]	oh boy oh boy last night was funny. first weekend in school, bars were pretty full. also a few of my friends were visiting from back home so we decided to head out. i had a tinder match i've been trying to meet up with, so i hit her up basically saying "hey i'm here come thru". she replies with "i'm here let's meet at the beer garden" so i go. keep in mind, it's a saturday night so it's pretty filled. she was not the hottest girl ever but definitely would stand out. i walk out there, and there's this girl looking around which I presumed was her based on her view of what she's wearing. NOT who I was expecting to see was her "friend". her friend was hot as shit dude, like jesus if she is a human being idfk what i am. anyway naturally my alcohol infused dick starts talking to her friend and not my match - she cock blocked me in a major way but it was fun talking to her & got her contact info so we'll see about tonight given tomorrow's off too...
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Germanauto Major General 9841 Rep 6,142 Posts Drives: Alfa Romeo Giulia, Rosso Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: LA iTrader: (0)	Went out with this girl early this year who, on paper, was the perfect match for me. Same race, religion, profession, family background, beliefs, etc. I thought the date went well, we talked the entire time. Chemistry wasn't perfect but I was open to a 2nd date and texted her the next day. Never heard back. Been on several bad dates since. IDK if I'll ever find the one LOL. Anybody know a ~25ish year old attractive Indian chick? Hook a brother up.
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