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      07-03-2018, 12:14 PM   #67
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Maybe someone can "research" that on xvideo.
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Nah, chickens and some baby oil is more in my alley. Rosemary's chastity is safe with me.
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I was reading ASAP 's thread about liquidity and a few of the more colorful comments when the inevitable thread jack takes place with this group and thought this would be a good topic.

Let's keep it simple: Go-bag (or 2). Do you have one? If so, what's in it. Is it travel or tactical?

1MOREMOD UncleWede Lups jgoens jmg Real Dodger hooligan_clt and everyone else whom I forgot, chime in. This should get pretty good.


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This thread has made me very aware at how ill prepared I am for life in general. I have a plastic Wal-Mart shopping bag with nunchucks, a paperclip and chewing gum inside. One must never underestimate the abilities of ninjas with bad breathe and poor paper management skills.
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This thread has made me very aware at how ill prepared I am for life in general. I have a plastic Wal-Mart shopping bag with nunchucks, a paperclip and chewing gum inside. One must never underestimate the abilities of ninjas with bad breathe and poor paper management skills.
I'm still pretty sure these guys are using that stupid name so they can discuss their man purses.

I'm not saying that preparing for a zombie nucular (thanks bush) Holocaust, swede plague or Viagra shortage is stupid but I've met some of these guys. I'm pretty sure they're talking about purses.
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      07-03-2018, 12:53 PM   #74
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I'm still pretty sure these guys are using that stupid name so they can discuss their man purses.

I'm not saying that preparing for a zombie nucular (thanks bush) Holocaust, swede plague or Viagra shortage is stupid but I've met some of these guys. I'm pretty sure they're talking about purses.
It's not a purse Lups, it's a satchel. Indian Jones wears one.
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It's not a purse Lups, it's a satchel. Indian Jones wears one.
It's a purse. I know this fashion stuff!
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It's a purse. I know this fashion stuff!
Shit....please don't make fun of my plastic purse then. I'll share some of the gum in it and let you swing my nunchucks around.
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I'm still pretty sure these guys are using that stupid name so they can discuss their man purses.

I'm not saying that preparing for a zombie nucular (thanks bush) Holocaust, swede plague or Viagra shortage is stupid but I've met some of these guys. I'm pretty sure they're talking about purses.
What! Now I need a go bag....
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Shit....please don't make fun of my plastic purse then. I'll share some of the gum in it and let you swing my nunchucks around.
My kid was in my lap, reading me a book about a haunted house. When I read this I spat my milk on his book. Your plastic purse is now responsible if my son turns in to an illiterate idiot.

Thanks for the epic combustion of laughter. You're the best Judy girl!
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and let you swing my nunchucks around.
He probably won't do more than grunt or shake his head, but shouldn't you ask Mr Lups first? Just common man-courtesy
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He probably won't do more than grunt or shake his head, but shouldn't you ask Mr Lups first? Just common man-courtesy
How on Earth did I miss that bit.
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My kid was in my lap, reading me a book about a haunted house. When I read this I spat my milk on his book. Your plastic purse is now responsible if my son turns in to an illiterate idiot.

Thanks for the epic combustion of laughter. You're the best Judy girl!
It's really all about the kids you know. Just glad that I am able to help keep them where they need to be, illiterate and in mommy's lap.

You're always welcome.

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He probably won't do more than grunt or shake his head, but shouldn't you ask Mr Lups first? Just common man-courtesy
Oh that is where you are wrong sir! I'll thrust my hips in the air and throw some "Oh yeah's!" and "That's it, faster's" out there. As for asking Mr. Lups first, I realize his involvement would be necessary but is it not better to get the ball rolling first with the hand-shaker? I mean, if I get buy in from him and then rejection from the soon to be makeshift ninja, where does that leave us as a group?
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Dang it! Now I have to go read that shaker thread to make sure I have the right one in my bag
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I think there was a similar thread a while back, and I couldn't see the point of a bug-out-bag. If a serious SHTF scenario were to come about, I probably wouldn't want to be around for it anyway. As much as I'd like to think I could handle my own, I'll be "super cereal" for a moment and admit I probably wouldn't stand a chance.

After reading that thread, I realized there are plenty of other situations where a go-bag makes sense. If one lives near anywhere prone to natural disasters such as hurricanes, flooding, earthquakes, wildfires, etc, they would be ill prepared to not have some sort of go-bag to evacuate quickly. That said, I don't have one myself as a blizzard is really the only natural disaster to worry about where I live, so my preparation is to have plenty of food and water on hand if I were snowed in for a period of time.
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I've never heard of it referred to as a Go bag before. I usually hear the term Bug Out Bag or Emergency Bag. Water purifier, granola bars, first aid kit, solar blanket, lighter (I'm a bitch and I don't know how to start a fire, I know), hand crank flashlight, fixed blade knife, AR-15 with some ammo.
Nothing wrong with doing it the easy way. There are a LOT of people who think they're gonna be Jeremiah Johnson out there, they'll bring three different fire starters but not one of them is a basic bic lighter and guess what, they stay just as cold as the rest of them. Starting a fire the hard way takes time and energy (and usually two working hands) which you may not have in a survival situation. Try to start one in the snow with a firesteel and tell me whats up!

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Try to start one in the snow with a firesteel and tell me whats up!
BUT, But, but that guy on TV did it with ice . . .
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my bugout bag has underwear and socks....and some other basic necessities.
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