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      10-02-2014, 10:57 AM   #67
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I'm going to have to buy this dress, I'm going to have to go to a dinner soon with a few vegans. This might help me with having to come up with an other excuse for the next invite.
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Talk about being utterly disappointed;

The catchphrase says it all... "God smog i en fart"... But if you Google translate the "i en" part only and add a comma, I just imagine someone looking at this and out of disbelief, that they'd only say the most randomest thing and exclaim "God, smog in a fart!"
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      10-07-2014, 04:25 PM   #83
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Is that like a german hungry man tv dinner?
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Is that like a german hungry man tv dinner?
More like the most pathetic excuse of "food" known to man.


I mean, look at that bacon. Fuck me. The box doesn't look much better, but the bacon at least looks edible.
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More like the most pathetic excuse of "food" known to man.


I mean, look at that bacon. Fuck me. The box doesn't look much better, but the bacon at least looks edible.
Lol, it looks so lonely sitting there.
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Forlorn Hare? Yeah, the poor bunny not only ends up in a box, it also is accompanied by what must be the most anorexic bacon in the world
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Forlorn Hare? Yeah, the poor bunny not only ends up in a box, it also is accompanied by what must be the most anorexic bacon in the world
I disown you for the fact that you have previous knowledge of this abomination.


I BAN THEE FROM THY BACON THREADETH.
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I beg of thee to returneth my bacon card. I made rash statements based on the pictures shown, and have no fore-knowledge of said hare, or anorexic bacon.
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