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      06-09-2015, 03:52 PM   #8735
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Yeah, we were bored and none of us had any ideas what to do.

I could've used the other car/ a service but it was worth the photo. I think the pink rope was a great toutch since I had my friend with me who just a few days earlier had wrapped his grey M3 pink by accident. He loves all reminders of this minor fail.
SOme of the guys I know must see those pictures. They are wayyyyy to anal about their vehicles.
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Yeah, the locals here actually go into my cars back seat to look for ruined leather after the dogs and kids. They keep being shocked there are no damage. Also, only car people look at some of my jeans and actually inspect the drivers seat for damage. Hilarious.

Sure, I ruined a lip just now, and a friend lend me his because I couldn't look at my car without one. He sadly had scratched his and I can't live with that. I ordered a new one yesterday.

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      06-09-2015, 05:15 PM   #8737
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Hot in Seattle?
LOL
try Denver.
Denver is not even nearly bad as phoenix, Cleveland or houston, but we do go up/down to 100F to -15f about 5 times per year. However, no humidity.
Try running 15 miles a day in Cola, SC in August...hottest place on the planet...
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      06-09-2015, 05:25 PM   #8738
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Two different ways- they have electronic readers (I don't trust those) that you squeeze as hard as you can and it reads back your supposed info (most gyms have these) or you can do it manually by using calipers (what I use)

If you're doing eye tests- full set of abdominals/obliques start showing at sub 10%. The lower you go, the more vascular you appear as well.
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Almost at 30 pages! Keep up the good work everyone.
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      06-09-2015, 06:29 PM   #8742
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Almost at 30 pages! Keep up the good work everyone.
Yeah, the last two pages were tough. I admit using tricks learned from others to keep this going but now that you are here, take over!

29.5 C. Not made for humans. Torturous.
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It's 17:45 and I think I might go to Lowe's.
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I also bought new year tires for my X5. They were shipped literally with a FedEx sticker on the thread of the tire. Gotta love it.
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New gas control unit ($75 ebay), new burner ($45 ebay) for the water heater. Flushed the water heater and of course checked for gas leaks with soapy water after the diy project.
Thanks to people like Bimmette who put diy videos on YouTube.




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New gas control unit ($75 ebay), new burner ($45 ebay) for the water heater. Flushed the water heater and of course checked for gas leaks with soapy water after the diy project.
Thanks to people like Bimmette who put diy videos on YouTube.

You should go tankless...
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15miles.. I don't even know I ever even ran 5miles at once in my life time.
Well, if I must run 15miles, I might pick SC over CO. Altitude here is about 5800ft.


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Try running 15 miles a day in Cola, SC in August...hottest place on the planet...
My freak side is now fluids. I lost my Hyundai for not checking anti-freeze on freezing temp 2 yrs ago. I check all my vehicles every week now.

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Yeah, the locals here actually go into my cars back seat to look for ruined leather after the dogs and kids. They keep being shocked there are no damage. Also, only car people look at some of my jeans and actually inspect the drivers seat for damage. Hilarious.

Sure, I ruined a lip just now, and a friend lend me his because I couldn't look at my car without one. He sadly had scratched his and I can't live with that. I ordered a new one yesterday.

Everybody has their car freak side.
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You should go tankless...
It's the original 6 yo water heater. What are the pros of a tankless setup?
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15miles.. I don't even know I ever even ran 5miles at once in my life time.
Well, if I must run 15miles, I might pick SC over CO. Altitude here is about 5800ft.
100 degrees and 90% humidity at 11:00 PM...yea, I'll take the elevation
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It's the original 6 yo water heater. What are the pros of a tankless setup?
More efficient and endless supply of hot water...and they take up less space. I have one in my home in NC and my place in FL.
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I should contribute to this thread seeing it's 70+ pages behind the other thread.

I really want the cavs to win.
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I should contribute to this thread seeing it's 70+ pages behind the other thread.

I really want the cavs to win.

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More efficient and endless supply of hot water...and they take up less space. I have one in my home in NC and my place in FL.
Yeah, that'll be nice. I take long showers.
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Yeah, that'll be nice. I take long showers.
if you have a soaking or jacuzzi tub - tankless is a must have...
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I should contribute to this thread seeing it's 70+ pages behind the other thread.

I really want the cavs to win.
We need a gif of Billy prancing around.
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I should contribute to this thread seeing it's 70+ pages behind the other thread.

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Haha, yes!
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