Bimmette interviews OT members by phone

Mr Tonka · 11-09-2015, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Uhhhh, is said hooker going to be alive or dead?

She'll arrive alive.

Axius · 11-09-2015, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

He's not just into me for the sweet sweet lovemaking, jeez. I also do the dishes and laundry.

That's because you criminalized my sexual deviencies. Just because you've never 69'd from a swing with mirrors on the ceiling doesn't mean it's not fun.

Mr Tonka · 11-09-2015, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

I posted a snowboarding pic when I first joined.

I'll dig something up.

A nice one at that!

My apologies for the exclusion.

Axius · 11-09-2015, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

That's fine with me. I get tired of sexing him up and hate doing dishes and laundry. Really just a win for me.

Of course you get tired, you can't keep up with my stamina.

C5 would never complain like you do, that's why she is my new target.

Biorin · 11-09-2015, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

That's because you criminalized my sexual deviencies. Just because you've never 69'd from a swing with mirrors on the ceiling doesn't mean it's not fun.

You got me all wrong. I just thought that was so... vanilla. Can't we do something kinky for once? Didn't Lups teach you anything??

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Originally Posted by Axius

Of course you get tired, you can't keep up with my stamina.

C5 would never complain like you do, that's why she is my new target.

Mr Tonka Have you tried reducing his Viagra dosage beforehand? It's really done wonders for the amount of free time I've now got.

RJ_ · 11-09-2015, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Uhhhh, is said hooker going to be alive or dead?

Where are you going to keep him/her? I thought you still had the other one in your trunk.

Axius · 11-09-2015, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

You got me all wrong. I just thought that was so... vanilla. Can't we do something kinky for once? Didn't Lups teach you anything??

How could I be so dumb. I thought you were a little kinkster, but your face when I asked you to sixty nine with me from the swing was a little off putting, but I'm glad we came to a sensible resolution.

Ummmmm, I promised Lups I wouldn't go into detail as to what she's taught me.

Axius · 11-09-2015, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Where are you going to keep him/her? I thought you still had the other one in your trunk.

That's why I asked if she was going to be dead or alive. My trunk really isn't that big and it's starting to stink back there of rotting flesh and semen.

///M Power-Belgium · 11-09-2015, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I have more proof, but i need some other lame asses to post some of their sports pics too. So far, going by memory..... Bimmette, Belgium, and myself are the only ones.

This (Mr Tonka) comment is the only TRUTH !

I thought that Axius (William) posted his ID too , but think he deleted it after (not sure)

Mr Tonka · 11-09-2015, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

This (Mr Tonka) comment is the only TRUTH !

I thought that Axius (William) posted his ID too , but think he deleted it after (not sure)

Pretty sure it was revoked.

RJ_ · 11-09-2015, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

That's why I asked if she was going to be dead or alive. My trunk really isn't that big and it's starting to stink back there of rotting flesh and semen.

Ah yes, we call that "ripe" in the business. Let me know if you need to free up some space in the boot.

Axius · 11-09-2015, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

This (Mr Tonka) comment is the only TRUTH !

I thought that Axius (William) posted his ID too , but think he deleted it after (not sure)

Hey Belgie, glad you remember my name. That's refreshing.

I did post mine, and I did not delete it. It seems everyone just likes to leave my name out of lists of things Bimmerposters do. Maybe they are trying to hint that they don't want me around.

Axius · 11-09-2015, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Ah yes, we call that "ripe" in the business. Let me know if you need to free up some space in the boot.

Roger that good buddy. I think she's still got a good couple of weeks left in her.

Mr Tonka · 11-09-2015, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Hey Belgie, glad you remember my name. That's refreshing.

I did post mine, and I did not delete it. It seems everyone just likes to leave my name out of lists of things Bimmerposters do. Maybe they are trying to hint that they don't want me around.

To be fair, the pictures of Belgium were in the gym, doing his sport. RJ was catching big air on his board, Bimmette was decked out in her soccer gear, and i looked like i'm straight out the 90s with my get up.

You just posted an ID. Your childhood pic is more relevant to this thread at this point in time.

Post a pic of your picking up Biorin on your new mtn bike. That will suffice.

Axius · 11-09-2015, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

To be fair, the pictures of Belgium were in the gym, doing his sport. RJ was catching big air on his board, Bimmette was decked out in her soccer gear, and i looked like i'm straight out the 90s with my get up.

You just posted an ID. Your childhood pic is more relevant to this thread at this point in time.

Post a pic of your picking up Biorin on your new mtn bike. That will suffice.

Dude, I posted an ID picture, I did a full frontal Skype interview in the nude, posted a picture of me completely missing an apex, me as a strapping young lad in hockey gear....,

Fine. It's raining all day, but damnit, I am going to get that mountain bike picture today. Mark my fucking words, bitch.

Biorin, we are going to need to take a moment from our sexscapade tonight so I can fulfill Tonka's stupid wishes.

V1.47fan · 11-09-2015, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Roger that good buddy. I think she's still got a good couple of weeks left in her.

I think a good buddy is a gay guy.

Axius · 11-09-2015, 01:12 PM

You seem to notice a lot of things that seem "gay". Are you trying to tell us something V?

It's okay, this is a safe place. We're your friends and here to support your homosexual endeavors. This is a judgement free zone.

RJ_ · 11-09-2015, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

I think a good buddy is a gay guy.

I suppose that depends on the company you keep.

Edit: Damn, tree'd. lol

Biorin · 11-09-2015, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Dude, I posted an ID picture, I did a full frontal Skype interview in the nude, posted a picture of me completely missing an apex, me as a strapping young lad in hockey gear....,

Fine. It's raining all day, but damnit, I am going to get that mountain bike picture today. Mark my fucking words, bitch.

Biorin, we are going to need to take a moment from our sexscapade tonight so I can fulfill Tonka's stupid wishes.

What if we have sexytime on the mountain bike? While getting air?

Axius · 11-09-2015, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

What if we have sexytime on the mountain bike? While getting air?

Ha! That'd really make that Tonka guy keep his mouth shut!

It's going to be extra sexy since it's raining. Our wet bodies sliding against each other as we soar 500ft into the air. MMMMMMHMMMM.

RJ_ · 11-09-2015, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

What if we have sexytime on the mountain bike? While getting air?

You win the entire internet.

Actually, a BMX bike with pegs might make this fairly reasonable.

Mr Tonka · 11-09-2015, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Ha! That'd really make that Tonka guy keep his mouth shut!

It's going to be extra sexy since it's raining. Our wet bodies sliding against each other as we soar 500ft into the air. MMMMMMHMMMM.

No way you can get a selfie while doing all that, in the RAIN. You'll ruin your phone. Duh....

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