Ask a girl anything?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I believe the word you are searching for to best describe her is a Unicorn sprinkled in fairy dust, wrapped in the Golden Fleece with a Secret Santa Boob scarf

Y'all ever have the cronut from NY?

Life changer. I hate that phrase but it's true.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I had a wonderful OT Secret Santa who bestowed upon me a beautiful scarf, the ends of which each contained a gloriously round and perky boob.

Can confirm - Each was Round. Each was Perky.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Lups

Wow!

I'm saving a fortune since my lashes grow on their own! Jei!

Everyone's does. But for an added cost, they can be like mine. House of lashes "iconic"

[Sara]

Lashes for days <3

[Verbiage]

Sometimes I just really love how unashamedly fabulous (if that can be considered the correct term) Sara504 is. It's kinda weird, considering I normally go for the more reserved types.


InB4 chloroform/drug/Verbiage is black jokes.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Sometimes I just really love how unashamedly fabulous (if that can be considered the correct term) Sara504 is. It's kinda weird, considering I normally go for the more reserved types.


InB4 chloroform/drug/Verbiage is black jokes.

Back off, OJ.

Too soon?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Back off, OJ.

Too soon?

Goddammit, you're too good at this, dad.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Lashes for days <3

Do you use latisse?

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Everyone's does. But for an added cost, they can be like mine. House of lashes "iconic"

Wish I had known about those when younger.

Would have been great for the girls that did not like BJs. I could have put one on each testicle and asked her to suck my nose.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Goddammit, you're too good at this, dad.

I wish my son could stalk white girls on the Internet.

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

As long as it is Celine or Ferragamo, I'm sure she wouldn't mind the description.

hahaha - what kind of real man knows what Celine goods are?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

hahaha - what kind of real man knows what Celine goods are?

Well, I didn't claim to be a really manly man. I just possess an innate understanding of what high class women may like.


Hey, what do you know about Céline goods?!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

hahaha - what kind of real man knows what Celine goods are?

Come on man... I just got a Ferragamo belt.

What's Celine?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Do you use latisse?

No. House of Lashes

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Sara504

No. House of Lashes

Wow! Pretty damn convincing for false lashes.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Sara504

No. House of Lashes

Just ordered. I'm going to be lashfabulous in 4 to 6 days!

[Sara]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

hahaha - what kind of real man knows what Celine goods are?

Real men buy Birkin.

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Well, I didn't claim to be a really manly man. I just possess an innate understanding of what high class women may like.


Hey, what do you know about Céline goods?!

I think Celine just makes really soft dust bags to store things in. My wife has a few of them in her closet. I am not sure how a business can survive just selling flannel bags to store stuff.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Sometimes I just really love how unashamedly fabulous (if that can be considered the correct term) Sara504 is. It's kinda weird, considering I normally go for the more reserved types.


InB4 chloroform/drug/Verbiage is black jokes.

It just comes naturally


Better to love myself than be an emo bitch who slits her wrists.

[PoorLurker]

Hermes is one of the brightest marketing campaigns ever. They are the DeBeers of the fashion industry.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Just ordered. I'm going to be lashfabulous in 4 to 6 days!

Hell yes!!!

[Sara]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

Hermes is one of the brightest marketing campaigns ever. They are the DeBeers of the fashion industry.

And they sell equestrian equipment. I'm in love.