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[Billup]

Originally Posted by 335speed

I have to say, I cant remember what thread it was but a ways back I loved the thread with your beautiful ddrawings of sex moves billup. wish I could find it so I can laugh till I cry once more.

p.s. I love you.

Ha, I'm flattered. Thanks mate.


I don't know that I can say I love you back though. Our relationship is so new and I don't want to hurt your feelings if I pull a quick fade. Time is of the essence.

[335speed]

Originally Posted by Billup

Ha, I'm flattered. Thanks mate.


I don't know that I can say I love you back though. Our relationship is so new and I don't want to hurt your feelings if I pull a quick fade. Time is of the essence.

Its okay, i understand. Perhaps with more time I can win your heart.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by 335speed

Its okay, i understand. Perhaps with more time I can win your heart.

Or just get me drunk. I'm a pretty big sloozy after I get some alcohol in me, easy to change my mind.


I left work 2 hours early. Been home drinking Bud Black Crown. It's decent. Kroger hasn't had Miller Fortune the past 4 trips I've made there, other than a sissy 6 pack. Can't do that, it would be gone in one sitting.

[335speed]

Lucky you, im sitting in my 3rd class out of 5 today and want to punch myself in the face

[Billup]

Shit, I'd much rather be in class than working ...., with a bunch of women over 38, and leaving early for a couple hours.



You're opportunities are prime, take advantage of it. Don't worry about me loving you, it means nothing if you can score some tail in class.

[Revartr]

I need some good comedy shows to watch when I'm drunk. Any suggestions? Workaholics is probably my absolute favorite. But I'm still waiting on season 5 to premier. Anything like that? Already watched all of It's Always Sunny, as well. I was also REALLY into How I Met Your Mother. I've heard The League is really good/similar to Workaholics. But I'm not really into football, so not sure if I'd be into it.

[deadmn1337]

Originally Posted by Revartr

I need some good comedy shows to watch when I'm drunk. Any suggestions? Workaholics is probably my absolute favorite. But I'm still waiting on season 5 to premier. Anything like that? Already watched all of It's Always Sunny, as well. I was also REALLY into How I Met Your Mother. I've heard The League is really good/similar to Workaholics. But I'm not really into football, so not sure if I'd be into it.

The League is really good. Doesn't matter if you like football or not.

[gtron]

Originally Posted by Revartr

I need some good comedy shows to watch when I'm drunk. Any suggestions? Workaholics is probably my absolute favorite. But I'm still waiting on season 5 to premier. Anything like that? Already watched all of It's Always Sunny, as well. I was also REALLY into How I Met Your Mother. I've heard The League is really good/similar to Workaholics. But I'm not really into football, so not sure if I'd be into it.

what @deadmn1337 said.

i hate football and get a few laughs every once in awhile.

if you didn't catch Eastbound & Down when it was out, do a marathon of that shit until then end.

Archer is good.

can't believe i'm saying this but if you get desperate you can watch Parks And Recreation.

speaking of workaholics... i just watched the movie Neighbors last night and there were some funny parts. worth the watch esp if buzzed.

[Revartr]

Originally Posted by deadmn1337

The League is really good. Doesn't matter if you like football or not.

I'll probably give that a try. I've been getting into football more lately, but I'm still pretty noobish when it comes to terminology, stats, fantasy games, etc.

Originally Posted by gtron

what @deadmn1337 said.

i hate football and get a few laughs every once in awhile.

if you didn't catch Eastbound & Down when it was out, do a marathon of that shit until then end.

Archer is good.

can't believe i'm saying this but if you get desperate you can watch Parks And Recreation.

speaking of workaholics... i just watched the movie Neighbors last night and there were some funny parts. worth the watch esp if buzzed.

I watched the first 3 seasons of Archer already, but I just got kind of tired of it. And I'll probably pass on Parks & Rec. Watched a few episodes of it, but it just doesn't seem that appealing. Same with Community and Brooklyn Nine-Nine. I got about halfway thru Neighbors and got bored. I really liked This Is the End and Ted, for reference. I also like Family Guy for dumb humor and South Park, but I've already watched every episode. I'm also waiting for new episodes of Regular Show (I know it's a kid's show, but it's hilarious when you're drunk).

I'm mostly just trying to find comedy gold (in the form of movies or tv shows) to torrent while I'm in town to watch whenever I'm drunk (I don't have internet at my house).

[gtron]

Originally Posted by Revartr

I'll probably give that a try. I've been getting into football more lately, but I'm still pretty noobish when it comes to terminology, stats, fantasy games, etc.




I watched the first 3 seasons of Archer already, but I just got kind of tired of it. And I'll probably pass on Parks & Rec. Watched a few episodes of it, but it just doesn't seem that appealing. Same with Community and Brooklyn Nine-Nine. I got about halfway thru Neighbors and got bored. I really liked This Is the End and Ted, for reference. I also like Family Guy for dumb humor and South Park, but I've already watched every episode. I'm also waiting for new episodes of Regular Show (I know it's a kid's show, but it's hilarious when you're drunk).

I'm mostly just trying to find comedy gold (in the form of movies or tv shows) to torrent while I'm in town to watch whenever I'm drunk (I don't have internet at my house).

what did you think of Eastbound & Down?

[Revartr]

Originally Posted by gtron

what did you think of Eastbound & Down?

It seems like it might be interesting, so I'll probably torrent the first season, at least.

One show that I absolutely loved was Legit. But sadly, FXX only did two seasons of it. :/

[Revartr]

Welp, one of my, let's just say attractive, female friends wants to get schmammered tonight. Guess I'll forgo my diet for one more day.

[954Stealth]

Has anyone ever wondered why Tuesday is called Tuesday? i was just thinking it is because it is day tue I mean day two.

[squishy]

Originally Posted by Revartr

Welp, one of my, let's just say attractive, female friends wants to get schmammered tonight. Guess I'll forgo my diet for one more day.

Fuck that...

Diet > women

With a diet, we're talking about health, and well-being. With women, you get momentary satisfaction that will soon pass...

Come on now, can't be weak-minded

[954Stealth]

Originally Posted by 954Stealth

Has anyone ever wondered why Tuesday is called Tuesday? i was just thinking it is because it is day tue I mean day two.

ok so its named after Tiw not whatever else. Tiw. I think Im going to move to Finland.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by 954Stealth

ok so its named after Tiw not whatever else. Tiw. I think Im going to move to Finland.

I always thought it was TWOsday, because you needed to bring TWO home with you.



Two Big Macs that is.

[954Stealth]

Originally Posted by Billup

I always thought it was TWOsday, because you needed to bring TWO home with you.



Two Big Macs that is.

[j_marinelli]

WooHoo it's Whiskey Wednesday!!!!!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 954Stealth

ok so its named after Tiw not whatever else. Tiw. I think Im going to move to Finland.

Lol I might after a beer give you my full insight on why this is a bad, bad idea, for now I will just say my aunt sent me an email that made me call her. She told me that some rapper which by what I was told is a huge thing back there had bought a C63 (yeah. My aunt is sixty or seventy something, I can't remember) and: "on a straight line your car is slower than that, right?".

She screams if speed limit is closing in, the worst passenger ever, and then something like that comes out of her mouth. I can not even understand how the hell she knows what an M4 is! I sure as hell didnt tell her!

No, point was not the car, or her knowing something weirdly unusual about them, it was that apparently in Finland, there is a rapper. The language is so not made for rap but for engineering, so to save your ears, stay the fuck away from there.

[Nkc]

What the fuck did I just read? lups if you're trying to sound drunk, you sure as hell pulled it off.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Nkc

What the fuck did I just read? lups if you're trying to sound drunk, you sure as hell pulled it off.

Originally Posted by Jexter

Derp

Hey not my worst rant ever!

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Nkc

What the fuck did I just read? lups if you're trying to sound drunk, you sure as hell pulled it off.

Based on previous posts, I'm going to say that we need to hire a translator for anything Lups posts in the future.


I felt drunk reading that a moment ago. I'm still trying to figure out what any of it means.