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      06-04-2015, 09:59 AM   #8493
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Not at all! It's pretty much only you who comes across cocky.
This is quite insulting young lady! I insist you reconsider.
Oh he knows it! Read his posts from when he started here on OT.
"My m6 this", "my m6 that", "all my properties here and there", "my big royalty checks", "my huge muscles and hard body", "I'm so good looking"......... on and on and on...
If that's not cocky, I don't know what is.
I did kinddaaaaa do it on purpose.

But there's an explanation for it!

M6= I've never owned a new car, let alone my dream car. Let a man be excited, it only happens once!

Properties- was just getting started with the renovation and was excited to see my mom and grandmas faces

Royalties- who doesn't love making residual income?

Physique- you all are the one who wanted shirtless pics! I treat my body like its a temple. No drugs/alcohol, refeeds/macros are approximate- put in the hours in the gym rather than sleep around, ALL FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE.

Sheesh...why don't I just let myself go, quit my career, and never aspire for anything beyond mediocrity? You've broken me Tara. You've broken me.
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Oh he knows it! Read his posts from when he started here on OT.
"My m6 this", "my m6 that", "all my properties here and there", "my big royalty checks", "my huge muscles and hard body", "I'm so good looking"......... on and on and on...
If that's not cocky, I don't know what is.
I feel like I'm not doing this right if you think he is the only cocky one here. Now I feel I need to impress you more and try to come out more as a douche.

You are crushing me. We are done. Our good relationship is over. You meanie.

The only way you can fix this is providing me with coffee locations when I'm in Canada. Before this happens, consider our good relationship being over. Ss can not have this title alone.
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      06-04-2015, 10:03 AM   #8495
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Oh he knows it! Read his posts from when he started here on OT.
"My m6 this", "my m6 that", "all my properties here and there", "my big royalty checks", "my huge muscles and hard body", "I'm so good looking"......... on and on and on...
If that's not cocky, I don't know what is.
I feel like I'm not doing this right if you think he is the only cocky one here. Now I feel I need to impress you more and try to come out more as a douche.

You are crushing me. We are done. Our good relationship is over. You meanie.

The only way you can fix this is providing me with coffee locations when I'm in Canada. Before this happens, consider our good relationship being over. Ss can not have this title alone.
This is why I miss my precious Douche, where ever did he go?

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LOL! Nice try, Sugarskulls, I didn't want your shirtless pics. And let's get real. You were trying to pick up Sara with all your wealth and muscles before you realized she was crazy. Hahahahaha
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Haha, I know exactly when I have had bad weeks. I hang out in bimmer post instead of his sort shit out. This is hilarious.

Funny, I pictured you white! This could be seen as an insult but to be honest I envy everyone with black skin. We white chicks hit fourth and we look 60. Black? You can't tell, especially from men if they are 25 or 60.

No wonder we white folks hate others, you all are just better.
Nah i don't see it as an insult.. I don't think any race is particularly better than White. Everyone has their +'s and -'s.

I know some Black folks that age bad though, search Greg Oden lol.
Some of my friends look older than their age. I stay away from stress and drama. I've gotten a lot of compliments about looking younger than my age. In that photograph, im rocking a beard, when i shave, people think im in my early twenties.
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I thought cocky was a prerequisite to being a BMW owner though.
Otherwise we are not doing it right.
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LOL! Nice try, Sugarskulls, I didn't want your shirtless pics. And let's get real. You were trying to pick up Sara with all your wealth and muscles before you realized she was crazy. Hahahahaha
I knew she and I could never be when she was grossed out by face riding.

That's when I took the douche level back some...but the damage has already been done. The. Damage. Had. Already. Been. Done.
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Haha I've seen that. I mean, not THAT but, oh you know what I mean. My "Drives" description is a little cocky too.
( although i wouldn't use the word "little")
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Oh he knows it! Read his posts from when he started here on OT.
"My m6 this", "my m6 that", "all my properties here and there", "my big royalty checks", "my huge muscles and hard body", "I'm so good looking"......... on and on and on...
If that's not cocky, I don't know what is.
I feel like I'm not doing this right if you think he is the only cocky one here. Now I feel I need to impress you more and try to come out more as a douche.

You are crushing me. We are done. Our good relationship is over. You meanie.

The only way you can fix this is providing me with coffee locations when I'm in Canada. Before this happens, consider our good relationship being over. Ss can not have this title alone.
Haha, there are two Starbucks on every block. Let me show you the Seattle coffee shops in Vancouver! Haha
Ok ok, he's not the only cocky one. Nkc is pretty up there too, but he's from my hood, so he's cool. Hahahaha
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I thought cocky was a prerequisite to being a BMW owner though.
Otherwise we are not doing it right.
Nah, it's totally optional for a series car.

It's definitely a prerequisite for all M drivers though.
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LOL! Nice try, Sugarskulls, I didn't want your shirtless pics. And let's get real. You were trying to pick up Sara with all your wealth and muscles before you realized she was crazy. Hahahahaha
I knew she and I could never be when she was grossed out by face riding.

That's when I took the douche level back some...but the damage has already been done. The. Damage. Had. Already. Been. Done.
Bwahahahahahha!!!!
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I thought cocky was a prerequisite to being a BMW owner though.
Otherwise we are not doing it right.
It's Audi nowadays. You are so out!
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Oh he knows it! Read his posts from when he started here on OT.
"My m6 this", "my m6 that", "all my properties here and there", "my big royalty checks", "my huge muscles and hard body", "I'm so good looking"......... on and on and on...
If that's not cocky, I don't know what is.
I feel like I'm not doing this right if you think he is the only cocky one here. Now I feel I need to impress you more and try to come out more as a douche.

You are crushing me. We are done. Our good relationship is over. You meanie.

The only way you can fix this is providing me with coffee locations when I'm in Canada. Before this happens, consider our good relationship being over. Ss can not have this title alone.
Haha, there are two Starbucks on every block. Let me show you the Seattle coffee shops in Vancouver! Haha
Ok ok, he's not the only cocky one. Nkc is pretty up there too, but he's from my hood, so he's cool. Hahahaha
I like him, he drives an M too.

Billups was another favorite of mine up until about 20 minutes ago or so....

But fuck, he's so good looking I can't stay mad.
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Recently started biking, any of you guys road bike?
Hell yeah i road bike. Started like 2 months ago!
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I like him, he drives an M too.

Billups was another favorite of mine up until about 20 minutes ago or so....

But fuck, he's so good looking I can't stay mad.
We have this connection. You might dislike me for a moment, but I know how you feel about me deep down. Makes me feel all warm and buttery.
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LOL! Nice try, Sugarskulls, I didn't want your shirtless pics. And let's get real. You were trying to pick up Sara with all your wealth and muscles before you realized she was crazy. Hahahahaha
I knew she and I could never be when she was grossed out by face riding.

That's when I took the douche level back some...but the damage has already been done. The. Damage. Had. Already. Been. Done.
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Fuck Audi!

Except the R8.

I'd literally fuck the R8.
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I like him, he drives an M too.

Billups was another favorite of mine up until about 20 minutes ago or so....

But fuck, he's so good looking I can't stay mad.
We have this connection. You might dislike me for a moment, but I know how you feel about me deep down. Makes me feel all warm and buttery.
Hating you is something I could never do.

It's practically hating myself and I think it's safe to say we all know THAT will never happen
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Nah i don't see it as an insult.. I don't think any race is particularly better than White. Everyone has their +'s and -'s.

I know some Black folks that age bad though, search Greg Oden lol.
Some of my friends look older than their age. I stay away from stress and drama. I've gotten a lot of compliments about looking younger than my age. In that photograph, im rocking a beard, when i shave, people think im in my early twenties.
I will try this shaving you speak off.

I'm pretty blind to faces. I remember different noses and eyebrows, but faces no. I don't know what's wrong with me on this but it ensures my life is full of situations nobody else has faced.

I was out for a drive and I went to get coffee with this person I've known for a long time here. A cool dude, he talks about tuning engines and when my vocabulary ends, he helps me out.

He had had a bad day and he was cussing the night away, then he said: "... And because I'm black this car draws more attention..." My reaction and I'm not joking was "you're black?".

"Jesus Christ Anna you are a freak."
He looked at me and shook his head.
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