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      04-10-2016, 08:44 PM   #8449
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      04-10-2016, 08:57 PM   #8450
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      04-10-2016, 09:15 PM   #8452
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How can you guys not have any cool pics to post in the cool pic thread? Sara, I bet you have some from last night.
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      04-10-2016, 09:21 PM   #8453
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How can you guys not have any cool pics to post in the cool pic thread? Sara, I bet you have some from last night.
I posted a couple cool pics of places still on my bucket list. But that thread became a thread full of fake boobs and bubble butts as usual.
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      04-10-2016, 09:39 PM   #8454
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I posted a couple cool pics of places still on my bucket list. But that thread became a thread full of fake boobs and bubble butts as usual.
I know. It has become date night for some. But, you can add some cool shots of what you do. Don't let T&A stop you or any of the other lovely ladies here.
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      04-10-2016, 10:14 PM   #8455
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      04-11-2016, 05:34 AM   #8456
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I know. It has become date night for some. But, you can add some cool shots of what you do. Don't let T&A stop you or any of the other lovely ladies here.
I would probably not visit a thread full of dudes in banana hammocks, so I empathize with the ladies. I would not post stuff there either. Not worth going in. I love that you characterize it as date night. Best thing I've read all day (although it is only 5:35am, so the bar is low so far).
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How can you guys not have any cool pics to post in the cool pic thread? Sara, I bet you have some from last night.
I have already posted in there
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I dont know what that is
Sara, that's a good thing. Basically it is poison with a bit of alcohol.
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Sara, that's a good thing. Basically it is poison with a bit of alcohol.
My one memory of MD 20/20 is not a good one. When I was in college, I did an internship at a lab at a Med School in downtown Detroit. I used to walk to different local places for lunch or to grab sundries. I would always see the MD 20/20 bottles laying around by where the homeless slept or in otherwise dilapidated and generally frightening areas. Not a great endorsement. I am sure it had other drinkers as well, but, for this reason, I always associate it with "bums".
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MKSixer - apparently, she only gets plastered on the high dollar stuff
I was going to chime in that this only happens when someone else is buying her drinks. Then I remembered, someone else is probably ALWAYS paying for her drinks. Heh. I remember that my wife told me, once we had been together for a while, that she NEVER bought a drink a day in her life. Haha... what an eye opener. I suspect that Sara's situation is largely similar.
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MKSixer - apparently, she only gets plastered on the high dollar stuff
I think we all knew that!

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My one memory of MD 20/20 is not a good one. When I was in college, I did an internship at a lab at a Med School in downtown Detroit. I used to walk to different local places for lunch or to grab sundries. I would always see the MD 20/20 bottles laying around by where the homeless slept or in otherwise dilapidated and generally frightening areas. Not a great endorsement. I am sure it had other drinkers as well, but, for this reason, I always associate it with "bums".
The worse was the scent when is is pouring from your pores as you sweat is out...
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I was going to chime in that this only happens when someone else is buying her drinks. Then I remembered, someone else is probably ALWAYS paying for her drinks. Heh. I remember that my wife told me, once we had been together for a while, that she NEVER bought a drink a day in her life. Haha... what an eye opener. I suspect that Sara's situation is largely similar.
The 'plight' of attractive women...
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I was going to chime in that this only happens when someone else is buying her drinks. Then I remembered, someone else is probably ALWAYS paying for her drinks. Heh. I remember that my wife told me, once we had been together for a while, that she NEVER bought a drink a day in her life. Haha... what an eye opener. I suspect that Sara's situation is largely similar.
Women never pay for anything. Do you know how much my lashes cost? Lol. We look amazing and the man pays. It evens out.
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I remember that my wife told me, once we had been together for a while, that she NEVER bought a drink a day in her life. Haha... what an eye opener.

Lol suckerrrr.
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Women never pay for anything. Do you know how much my lashes cost? Lol. We look amazing and the man pays. It evens out.
Forgot to include this portion in my hand written letter to you as to why I wasn't good enough.



Will be sending another one shortly. BRB.
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Lol suckerrrr.
You do realize that you are speaking of the entire male populace, yes?
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Lol suckerrrr.
Wait,are you saying... heh... I am a sucker. Definitely married up! I was poor then, so it must have been the D.
I'll just keep telling myself that, tyvm.
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Wait,are you saying... heh... I am a sucker. Definitely married up! I was poor then, so it must have been the D.
I'll just keep telling myself that, tyvm.
It's always the D.
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Wait,are you saying... heh... I am a sucker. Definitely married up! I was poor then, so it must have been the D.
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It's always the D.
Wait...both of us can't go Thug Life simultaneously!
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