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      10-22-2018, 03:03 PM   #815
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You think that's him making pussy sounds?
No, no, I figured it was him *implying* that they had sex.
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      10-22-2018, 03:09 PM   #816
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You haven't been following his story that's ok.
It would've been impossible for that to have happened then.

Hence our call out to him this week.
Fair, I've no idea really as to their schedules and whether it was possible or not. But I am genuinely curious to see where this goes, so let's hope he responds with some positive news!
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      10-22-2018, 03:16 PM   #817
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True, but you aren't going to find trophy fish fishing in lake riddled with toxic waste. If it's a LTR you are looking for, don't try to find one in a sea full of temporary women.
That's the whole world we live in, not just the internet. I don't approach women IRL. So yea...
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      10-22-2018, 03:17 PM   #818
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Not so fast good sir. His dick is merely a bi-stander in this. It's his brain/emotions that would be the hostage as that is what will be negotiated. Do you honestly think his dick wants to settle down? Naye....it does not. Males are genetically engineered to spread our seed. This whole marriage/long-term relationship bullshit was nothing more than a man made ideology.
Actually, my cock would be the hostage, I suppose, thanks to my sex addiction. My brain knows the score.

I need a 2nd income in the house again. I have more toys to buy!!!
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      10-22-2018, 03:18 PM   #819
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damn dude, my dad is 50...
mind if i ask why he re-married after so long though? taking a wild guess youngest he should be is like 70ish and given you have a married son yourself you aren't too young either?
Son, is that you?

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My dad was only single for a bout 6 months. He had been lonely for the last several years of my mother's life, because she was so close to disabled. This may be his mid-life crisis, at age 79

Last week, one of his service-friends turned 90. Dad decided to take him to Dodger playoff game. When my dad's wife asked about the cost, he said time was short, we should enjoy it. I'm glad he did!!! Fuck my inheritance.
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      10-22-2018, 03:18 PM   #820
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Oh, so now you are advocating he put a bullet through is brain? Worser and worser.

Geez - Never_Enough this guy went from advocating moderately serious bodily mutilation to wanting to kill you! Good thing I'm here to shed light on his nefarious plans.

(May I have your Hellcat upon the event of your untimely passing)? Your estate (such as it is) can make the payments, just list me as the beneficiary. Mucho gracias.
My estate?

I'm no baller, sir.

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      10-25-2018, 09:17 AM   #821
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Up. upstatedoc
not much to report, I texted her yesterday about the vice principle at the boys school
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      10-25-2018, 09:23 AM   #822
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not much to report, I texted her yesterday about the vice principle at the boys school
I suspect this is not going to do much for OnerDriver or Bimmette's desire to live vicariously through you.

From what I recall, I thought you said you were going to go for it? I'm fairly certain she will respond favourably. Ask her point blank out for drinks.

Or if not that, ask if she and her boy would like to come over for dinner and drinks. At least then she knows you enjoy her company because you are inviting her and her boy, not just her boy for the sake of your boy.
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      10-25-2018, 09:50 AM   #823
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not much to report, I texted her yesterday about the vice principle at the boys school
Just go for it, geez. Nothing to lose.
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      10-25-2018, 09:51 AM   #824
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I suspect this is not going to do much for OnerDriver or Bimmette's desire to live vicariously through you.

From what I recall, I thought you said you were going to go for it? I'm fairly certain she will respond favourably. Ask her point blank out for drinks.

Or if not that, ask if she and her boy would like to come over for dinner and drinks. At least then she knows you enjoy her company because you are inviting her and her boy, not just her boy for the sake of your boy.
Or just ask her out without kids b/c, you know, pedophilia is frowned upon...
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Or just ask her out without kids b/c, you know, pedophilia is frowned upon...
Well, I meant as a crutch, since his kid and her kid get along so well together...they play together, and he and she get some time to spend together too as a pseudo date, but it doesn't expose him as much.

Still, I don't think he needs to do that, I don't think there is any way she's going to turn him down.
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      10-25-2018, 10:27 AM   #826
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so little bit of an update for those of you that are really interested .
she just "mentioned" me on FB with regards to a wine and food pairing event. No formal invite, don't know if this is something she is hosting. I "liked" the mention. that is all..
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      10-25-2018, 10:49 AM   #827
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this pussy just got invited to the event by her. she needs a cool date and she thought of me.
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      10-25-2018, 11:06 AM   #828
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this pussy just got invited to the event by her. she needs a cool date and she thought of me.
Trip on the carpet and put your wang in her. Works all the time. This chick is in heat and you are over here playing coy. GTFO

Good Luck.
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      10-25-2018, 11:25 AM   #829
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Pics????
Snapshot of the Facebook mention????
Next steps????
Yes, I believe pics are in order.
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      10-25-2018, 11:55 AM   #830
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meh,not right away
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      10-25-2018, 12:04 PM   #831
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What'd she say on Facebook?
it wasnt on fb, she texted me the invite
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So, who's going to watch the boys while you two get sloshed and wake up with morning wine breathe????
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So, who's going to watch the boys while you two get sloshed and wake up with morning wine breathe????
all boys will be with their other parent
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this pussy just got invited to the event by her. she needs a cool date and she thought of me.
Said pussy needs to just seal the deal & stop being a bitch.
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      10-25-2018, 12:49 PM   #835
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so little bit of an update for those of you that are really interested .
she just "mentioned" me on FB with regards to a wine and food pairing event. No formal invite, don't know if this is something she is hosting. I "liked" the mention. that is all..
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it wasnt on fb, she texted me the invite
Oh you SOB, tell me you didn't just "like" the comment and not actually follow through with a reply text to say "Sounds like fun - I'd love to go with you! Pick you up at X time?"

She is literally inviting you out on a date. She got so tired of waiting, she made the move. If all you do is "like" the comment, you gave her no clue. For fricks sake, while that is precisely what I would expect a woman to do, you need to do more.

Oh tell me you did more. Please. If you haven't, you need to.
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i really appreciate all the support here i'm going to see her tomorrow night
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