Bimmette interviews OT members by phone

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

You've been having late night conversations with ASBC behind my back? How long has this been going on?!

Well more like 6 am (which is kinda like night still) conversations about birds and biology and how to threat donkies for loneliness. Asb and I are quite weird.

I owe you nothing, you forgot me! At least I remember you!

[ASBSECU E93]

Mr.SugarSkulls

Think what you want - my threesome involves 2 leggy blondes who can both whip your behind

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Axius - I think we 're being handled by a master....playing us like a fiddle....we should talk!

She is playing both of us at the same time. Does she have you break pipes in her house and then fix them in the nude too?!

I NEED ANSWERS.

Originally Posted by Lups

Well more like 6 am (which is kinda like night still) conversations about birds and biology and how to threat donkies for loneliness. Asb and I are quite weird.

I owe you nothing, you forgot me! At least I remember you!

..... but what about all those times we made sweet sweet bacon together? Does that mean nothing to you? I don't make sweet bacon with just anyone.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Mr.SugarSkulls

Think what you want - my threesome involves 2 leggy blondes who can both whip your behind

You make our conversations sound better than I could! Keep up the good work, this will make our images rise to new heights!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

She is playing both of us at the same time. Does she have you break pipes in her house and then fix them in the nude too?!

I NEED ANSWERS.



..... but what about all those times we made sweet sweet bacon together? Does that mean nothing to you? I don't make sweet bacon with just anyone.

Hey you make it sound like I was someone you'd remember but we have evidence contradicting this.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Mr.SugarSkulls

Think what you want - my threesome involves 2 leggy blondes who can both whip your behind

Considering that I would never lay a hand on a woman, of course they would.

Ps- Thank you in advance for the nightmares I'm about to have. You could have left that gross imagery in your super secret OT !

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

She is playing both of us at the same time. Does she have you break pipes in her house and then fix them in the nude too?!

I NEED ANSWERS.

..... but what about all those times we made sweet sweet bacon together? Does that mean nothing to you? I don't make sweet bacon with just anyone.

You've been in the house?!?!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Considering that I would never lay a hand on a woman, of course they would.

Ps- Thank you in advance for the nightmares I'm about to have. You could have left that gross imagery in your super secret OT !

Good night sugar puss

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

You've been in the house?!?!

I've been in many things. A house would be one of them.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

I've been in many things. A house would be one of them.

Wow, now I feel like I need to apologize since I don't remember all this at all.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Wow, now I feel like I need to apologize since I don't remember all this at all.

You weren't supposed to know, but I felt it was time for a confession.


I was cleaning the pool like I normally do, but I needed to use the loo and didn't want to go in the bushes I just trimmed.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

I've been in many things. A house would be one of them.

[ASBSECU E93]

Axius - I am having a Friday Bacon Blue Plate special from the Bacon house, located off Bacon St....

[bimmette]

This is how I feel about @Axius talking about Lups

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Axius - I am having a Friday Bacon Blue Plate special from the Bacon house, located off Bacon St....

I hope you don't expect those words to just make me want to magically dive in your pants or anything.

Originally Posted by bimmette

This is how I feel about @Axius talking about Lups

Lups is my bacon princess. What can I say? We make great bacon together.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by bimmette

This is how I feel about @Axius talking about Lups

There, there- somewhere out there, Douche will be waiting with open arms

God, I miss him

[Lups]

Originally Posted by bimmette

This is how I feel about @Axius talking about Lups

Don't worry bimmette, he's fed me fat and he forgot all about me already, his bacons lie in other plates already.

Originally Posted by Axius

I hope you don't expect those words to just make me want to magical dive in your pants or anything.

Lups is my bacon princess. What can I say? We make great bacon together.

Those words make back seem irrelevant to you.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Don't worry bimmette, he's fed me fat and he forgot all about me already, his bacons lie in other plates already.



Those words make back seem irrelevant to you.

You stop with those lies! My thick cut applewood bacon lies with you and only you. I would never dare let another woman touch my bacon.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

You stop with those lies! My thick cut applewood bacon lies with you and only you. I would never dare let another woman touch my bacon.

I believe you, as far as you can remember that must be true.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

I believe you, as far as you can remember that must be true.

I can remember really far. So it's really really true, like the ocean is blue.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

You stop with those lies! My thick cut applewood bacon lies with you and only you. I would never dare let another woman touch my bacon.

You can have that Applewood smoked Bacon!!

I have some new Brown Sugar Bacon that caught my eye

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

You can have that Applewood smoked Bacon!!

I have some new Brown Sugar Bacon that caught my eye

Once you go brown, you'll never wear a frown. God speed, good buddy. God speed.