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      10-15-2015, 06:46 PM   #8251
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Depends what they offer. The only breakfast item that steals my heart is a beautiful plate of Eggs Benedict.


Anything else is futile, weak, and for peasants.
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      10-15-2015, 08:02 PM   #8252
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Depends what they offer. The only breakfast item that steals my heart is a beautiful plate of Eggs Benedict.


Anything else is futile, weak, and for peasants.
With lox?
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      10-15-2015, 08:05 PM   #8253
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BP probably pays bimmette for replies or views like her YT channel. She's using us and making bank to finance her lavish vacay lifestyle.
Haha, I wish! Actually the YouTube views from my interviews don't even count because they are private videos. And I have spent my own money making long distance calls to you 'Muricans. So I'm in the hole here! You guys owe me money for providing these interviews!
The least you rich sons of bitches could do is click on the ads on my other videos and make me half a cent!
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      10-15-2015, 08:52 PM   #8254
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With lox?
Gross. With home fries is the only way.
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      10-15-2015, 09:51 PM   #8255
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Haha, I wish! Actually the YouTube views from my interviews don't even count because they are private videos. And I have spent my own money making long distance calls to you 'Muricans. So I'm in the hole here! You guys owe me money for providing these interviews!
The least you rich sons of bitches could do is click on the ads on my other videos and make me half a cent!
I'm sure we can get belgium over there to pay off the debt....
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      10-15-2015, 09:53 PM   #8256
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Finally got my BMW coding tool to work. Tomorrow is installing the parrot bluetooth and new headlights
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      10-15-2015, 09:59 PM   #8257
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We did it, everyone.



I'm going to sleep now.
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      10-15-2015, 09:59 PM   #8258
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I'm sure we can get belgium over there to pay off the debt....
Yep - she just needs to make a special video wearing the gas station outfit
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      10-15-2015, 10:32 PM   #8259
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BP probably pays bimmette for replies or views like her YT channel. She's using us and making bank to finance her lavish vacay lifestyle.
Haha, I wish! Actually the YouTube views from my interviews don't even count because they are private videos. And I have spent my own money making long distance calls to you 'Muricans. So I'm in the hole here! You guys owe me money for providing these interviews!
The least you rich sons of bitches could do is click on the ads on my other videos and make me half a cent!
So how does it work if an American in America clicks on your Canuckian video ad...do you get paid in your weird Monopoly money or in American greenbacks?
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      10-15-2015, 10:39 PM   #8260
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BP probably pays bimmette for replies or views like her YT channel. She's using us and making bank to finance her lavish vacay lifestyle.
Haha, I wish! Actually the YouTube views from my interviews don't even count because they are private videos. And I have spent my own money making long distance calls to you 'Muricans. So I'm in the hole here! You guys owe me money for providing these interviews!
The least you rich sons of bitches could do is click on the ads on my other videos and make me half a cent!
So how does it work if an American in America clicks on your Canuckian video ad...do you get paid in your weird Monopoly money or in American greenbacks?
I get paid in Canadian dollars.
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      10-15-2015, 10:41 PM   #8261
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Haha, I wish! Actually the YouTube views from my interviews don't even count because they are private videos. And I have spent my own money making long distance calls to you 'Muricans. So I'm in the hole here! You guys owe me money for providing these interviews!
The least you rich sons of bitches could do is click on the ads on my other videos and make me half a cent!
what??? u pay for calls??? VOIP is free and so is skype and various other online chat apps. You need to learn from Faz on how to save money

in the words of Russel Peters,"I have financial plan for you..."
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      10-15-2015, 10:42 PM   #8262
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Your Canuckistan videos load faster than ours
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      10-15-2015, 10:51 PM   #8263
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Haha, I wish! Actually the YouTube views from my interviews don't even count because they are private videos. And I have spent my own money making long distance calls to you 'Muricans. So I'm in the hole here! You guys owe me money for providing these interviews!
The least you rich sons of bitches could do is click on the ads on my other videos and make me half a cent!
what??? u pay for calls??? VOIP is free and so is skype and various other online chat apps. You need to learn from Faz on how to save money

in the words of Russel Peters,"I have financial plan for you..."
I've only paid out of total desperation when all other systems failed.
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      10-15-2015, 11:01 PM   #8264
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I've only paid out of total desperation when all other systems failed.
LOL, if u were a man... you would have ended that sentence with ..."if you know what i mean"
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      10-15-2015, 11:43 PM   #8265
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IMO, we got no smarts here.
If so, we would be riding on at least Gulfstream G5xx series on the weekend.
Speak for yourself buddy.


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      10-15-2015, 11:46 PM   #8266
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Speak for yourself buddy.


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      10-16-2015, 12:34 AM   #8267
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The Interview
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      10-16-2015, 12:42 AM   #8268
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LOL NO WAY! You guys did it!
Axius was right about himself after 4:30pm. lol

thanks bimmette and Axius.
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Who's next on interview?
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      10-16-2015, 12:44 AM   #8269
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...with the shirt off...REALLY
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      10-16-2015, 12:57 AM   #8270
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I can understand Axius had shirt off. He said he is naked after 4:30.
But why is bimmette has no shirt on?



Perhaps......... ---->
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      10-16-2015, 01:00 AM   #8271
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Oh man, he is a funny one!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      10-16-2015, 01:06 AM   #8272
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That was hysterical. Shirtless in front of the fireplace... You would.
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