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      01-20-2023, 02:14 AM   #8251
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I confess when I was a teenager I loosened the seat bolts slightly on my camry so my friends would believe I had modified it and the extra torque was throwing them back in their seat.
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Arugula is a waste of space on a dinner plate. It's kind of hard to chew and the texture is off. There is a restaurant near to me, which I really like, but almost every dish has arugula incorporated into it. Cilantro can be a pain in the butt too if overused.
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      01-27-2023, 12:37 PM   #8254
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….I heard some jacked dude in the gym singing Taylor Swift’s “Anti-Hero” as he crushed the weights. It felt good to know it wasn’t only me.
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….I heard some jacked dude in the gym singing Taylor Swift’s “Anti-Hero” as he crushed the weights. It felt good to know it wasn’t only me.
Confession: can't tell if jacked, weights, or singing
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      01-27-2023, 04:33 PM   #8256
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Confession: can't tell if jacked, weights, or singing
Singing bro! Singing!
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Another confession…..


….Arnicare is a fountain of youth. It does an amazing job of reducing bags and/or puffiness around/under the eye. I stumbled onto the benefit after getting elbowed in the eye by a scrappy young wrestler last Monday in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu; he felt the choke looming and panicked hard (….and following that incident I took his back twice - once while he turtled - and got the cross collar choke and the bow & arrow choke). Nonetheless, I ended up with a bit of a black eye. I used Arnicare to speed up the recovery and also used it under my other eye to see if it would reduce puffiness……and it did. A week later the difference is significant.
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….Arnicare is a fountain of youth. It does an amazing job of reducing bags and/or puffiness around/under the eye. I stumbled onto the benefit after getting elbowed in the eye by a scrappy young wrestler last Monday in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu; he felt the choke looming and panicked hard (….and following that incident I took his back twice - once while he turtled - and got the cross collar choke and the bow & arrow choke). Nonetheless, I ended up with a bit of a black eye. I used Arnicare to speed up the recovery and also used it under my other eye to see if it would reduce puffiness……and it did. A week later the difference is significant.
I confess, I almost flagged this as a spam post. Until I saw it was you.
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      02-06-2023, 04:24 PM   #8259
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I confess, I almost flagged this as a spam post. Until I saw it was you.
I read it again and LOL’d. I could totally see that.
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I confess that I have developed few feelings for a female coworker, even I know that it is silly to dip a pen into employers ink...
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      02-07-2023, 04:02 AM   #8261
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I confess that I have developed few feelings for a female coworker, even I know that it is silly to dip a pen into employers ink...
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      02-07-2023, 12:59 PM   #8262
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Arnicare is a fountain of youth.
Sounds like an arnica-based cream. Arnica is homeopathically used for swelling/bruising, if I remember my Materia Medica correctly.
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I confess that I have developed few feelings for a female coworker, even I know that it is silly to dip a pen into employers ink...
Careful, she might be another Maegan Hall.

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      02-08-2023, 03:58 AM   #8264
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First of all, into more than 20 years being part of my company there were several opportunities to make a side swing into different departments. I have ever refused to get in touch with a female coworker because I had seen often enough the bitter end and then the trouble to avoid each other, when too much china was broken.
For me it was always knocked in stone never ever let a coworker into my closer circle. I had never understood other colleagues who are married to a coworker and share almost into the vincinity the same space.
But onto the flipside: If you are working long enough with the same person and let it through, that both sides are got a deeper look behind the scenes and maybe talk about private things, hobbies and so on, then you could encounter something completely different and I wasn't prepared for the fact, that the time factor let slipped me in this situation.
As you could read below, she is married and I don't care how lucky or not, I would never insist under these circumstances and keep my thoughts by me, in probably opposite way for good.

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She is a real cutie, intelligent, clever and got multi-interested into personal developement and never stands still to improve her skills. Best of all: She wouldn't be never a mother in any way. Worst of all: She is married to a colleague

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What is her sitzfleisch situation like?

Best way to deal with it is go to your nearest gym. Sing anti-hero whilst you give the ladies free tickets to the gun show. We know this works.
Sitzfleisch? Dude, adjust your translator
This means in German the maximum ability to say seated onto the same place, no matter how hard or bad this would be. Or also into another way to express "endurance" into a more loose way so to speak.
A gym would be the last hunting area for me, really.

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Careful, she might be another Maegan Hall.
No way man, shes married though, but not into open waters like the mentioned persons there.
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She is a real cutie, intelligent, clever and got multi-interested into personal developement and never stands still to improve her skills.
But does she like motorcycles?
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But does she like motorcycles?
She did, but shes more into riding her horse - no substitute for you dear
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She did, but shes more into riding her horse - no substitute for you dear
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Approaching a year since my father passed and I became the successor trustee. I am getting so tired of random texts at 12:30 in the morning when I need to be at work at 6:30. Especially when its regarding transactions that already occurred and I have no power to change. "I already transferred the title to you, I can't change it now that you think you don't want that particular property"

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Approaching a year since my father passed and I became the successor trustee. I am getting so tired of random texts at 12:30 in the morning when I need to be at work at 6:30. Especially when its regarding transactions that already occurred and I have no power to change. "I already transferred the title to you, I can't change it now that you think you don't want that particular property"

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Between 1999 and 2016, I was engaged as the executor/personal representative of my father's, mother's, and brother's estates. In the first instance, it quickly became clear the role wasn't one for which just any relative was suited. I had to raise my game quite a bit to make sure everything involved was taken care of as it should have been.

It sounds like you're doing your best, which is all that can be expected. I hope the beneficiaries of your father's estate appreciate the effort you're making to carry out the terms of his will. In some cases during my work on behalf of the estates, I found that appreciation to come years later.
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I had to raise my game quite a bit to make sure everything involved was taken care of as it should have been.
Even in death, dad is teaching me things. I had never considered tracking expenses the way he did, especially relating to rental property (I never had any) Luckily my son worked about 4 years as his grandpa's secretary, so I got access to annual property spreadsheets. I just completed an audit of the bank statements so I could fill them in, as well as make a similar copy for my own use moving forward.
BUT, I'm turning into a packrat with those docs. I recently shredded my dad's tax records going back to Nineteen hundred and sixty five. I was born in 1966
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Since my holiday plans had grown I now confess that I consider a swing to Oxnard to stick some feathers up uncles butt
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Since my holiday plans had grown I now confess that I consider a swing to Oxnard to stick some feathers up uncles butt
It's only 7:48am here, so I'm not drunk.......yet. So I have no idea what this is saying.
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