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      04-07-2016, 10:02 AM   #8207
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      04-07-2016, 10:10 AM   #8208
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Do it. I'll start an "ask an Arab person anything" thread.
How many stonings were you required to participate in before you were permitted to join Hezbollah?


I kid, I kid, I have many Arab friends and they are lovely human beings.
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      04-07-2016, 10:19 AM   #8209
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How many stonings were you required to participate in before you were permitted to join Hezbollah?


I kid, I kid, I have many Arab friends and they are lovely human beings.
Since this is the "Ask a girl anything" thread, how do YOU know it requires participation in stonings to join Hezbollah?



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      04-07-2016, 10:26 AM   #8210
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Welcome! Are you here to offer "cake by the ocean"?
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      04-07-2016, 10:26 AM   #8211
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I remember sitting in my buddies garage smoking hookah with his uncles. At first it was kind of odd being the only white kid surrounded by elders wearing turbans...,


Dated an arabic chick once, her brothers didn't like me very much. She was a nice girl.
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      04-07-2016, 10:30 AM   #8212
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Jag vil ha mina pengar tillbacka! (Thanks to Lups for teaching me how to spell that one)

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Oh well, I fucked it up for you but not as badly as it was before.

Well, since my old pall shoei got a break, I might as well join him.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      04-07-2016, 10:41 AM   #8213
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Howdy!
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      04-07-2016, 10:42 AM   #8214
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Lol I don't know if there would be many questions to be asked specifically to Arabs.
Why do Arabs hate Murica?
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Since this is the "Ask a girl anything" thread, how do YOU know it requires participation in stonings to join Hezbollah?



Thank you for calling me lovely.
I have excellent insider contacts.
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I have excellent insider contacts.
In three minutes from now, the CIA will be knocking at your door.
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      04-07-2016, 10:48 AM   #8217
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      04-07-2016, 10:53 AM   #8218
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Ban hammers just be flying around these parts.
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      04-07-2016, 10:56 AM   #8219
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Ban hammers just be flying around these parts.
Beware of the new Swede with no posts.
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      04-07-2016, 10:56 AM   #8220
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Is he wsm competitor?
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      04-07-2016, 10:58 AM   #8221
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Beware of the new Swede with no posts.


Almost nobody joins a car forum and makes their first post in the OT. Benefit of the doubt goes out for now.
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Almost nobody joins a car forum and makes their first post in the OT. Benefit of the doubt goes out for now.
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      04-07-2016, 11:46 AM   #8224
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Almost nobody joins a car forum and makes their first post in the OT. Benefit of the doubt goes out for now.
Ummm, mine was and everybody questioned me and my motives.
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      04-07-2016, 11:48 AM   #8225
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Ummm, mine was and everybody questioned me and my motives.
And you thought everyone has their eyes on you because of your ass picture.
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      04-07-2016, 11:49 AM   #8226
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I'm lost, so who's mouth is SS's dick in now? V1.47? V2? Quincy? (Man I really cringe when I type that name) or this US///M3?
How many fucking accounts does a creep need?
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      04-07-2016, 11:50 AM   #8227
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I'm lost, so who's mouth is SS's dick in now? V1.47? V2? Quincy? (Man I really cringe when I type that name) or this US///M3?
How many fucking accounts does a creep need?
So all the same guy, right?
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I'm lost, so who's mouth is SS's dick in now? V1.47? V2? Quincy? (Man I really cringe when I type that name) or this US///M3?
How many fucking accounts does a creep need?
The answer is n + 1.

With n representing the current number of accounts one already has.


Same principle as 1 is none, 2 is 1. When you're prepping for being banned, this is essential. lol
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