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[V1.47fan]

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[Lups]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Some new girl at work keeps poking me.

It's not sexual harassment until you poke back.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Lups

Jei! I'll explain then.

In the EU, especially in the north you don't benefit if you get into an accident. You can't sue anyone. This gives people a motive to try to avoid them instead of pulling stunts.

That's the main one I'd say. Also weather teaches us. When you fuck up, you'll be in the ditch waiting for the wolves to eat you.

Sounds similar to Michigans "No Fault" insurance policies. No matter the accident, you have to pay for your repairs or your deductable. No sueing, which is lame.

You were in Finland, yeah?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Billup

Sounds similar to Michigans "No Fault" insurance policies. No matter the accident, you have to pay for your repairs or your deductable. No sueing, which is lame.

You were in Finland, yeah?

Yup, I am.

Who's to blame pays, but you won't get a cent extra. Here yesterday a guy sped up to take the lane I was emerging to clearly on purpose. His gf needed an other boob job I assume. Pissed me off.

[Revartr]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

just the water and tics.

LOL. You got the wrong kind of scratch-offs!

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Lups

It's not sexual harassment until you poke back.

Exactly. Thus, I won't poke in return.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yup, I am.

Who's to blame pays, but you won't get a cent extra. Here yesterday a guy sped up to take the lane I was emerging to clearly on purpose. His gf needed an other boob job I assume. Pissed me off.

Sheesh. We didn't even get to play the blame game. Both parties were at fault and you went on your way.

Reminds me of some douche in a RR Evoque the other day while I was on my bike. His little indicator thingy on the mirror stating I'm in his blindspot, was not enough to stop him from damn near running me off the road. Thankfully his window was cracked enough to hear my horn and me cuss him out...., I mean..., the fucking gadget is there, use the fucking thing.

[UncleWede]

As I'm leaving work, a block behind at an intersection a black Cadillac SUV pulling a U-Haul trailer slides thru the red light. I make the turn and take off in front of him. He slows down for another 3-4 blocks then I look up and he's within inches of my bumper. Then he slows down again and waits for a merging spot to try to pass me (2 lanes in our direction) and I blast the horn as I go ahead of him. 2 more blocks and he suddenly is WOT, passing people on the left in the bike lane, weaving in/out. I dial 911.
We go another 2 miles and he turns left at the same point I do. He's varying speeds, driving center median and bike lane. I update 911.
Another 3-4 miles of median/bike lanes, cars weaving out of his way and he gets to a freeway overpass. Turns completely perpendicular to traffic, goes around a semi to cut back across in front of him, then changes to the complete opposite side of the road and nearly losses it on the clover to get on the freeway. 911 updated.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Billup

Sheesh. We didn't even get to play the blame game. Both parties were at fault and you went on your way.

Reminds me of some douche in a RR Evoque the other day while I was on my bike. His little indicator thingy on the mirror stating I'm in his blindspot, was not enough to stop him from damn near running me off the road. Thankfully his window was cracked enough to hear my horn and me cuss him out...., I mean..., the fucking gadget is there, use the fucking thing.

I'm sorry, people really don't use their necks.

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by Billup

Sheesh. We didn't even get to play the blame game. Both parties were at fault and you went on your way.

Reminds me of some douche in a RR Evoque the other day while I was on my bike. His little indicator thingy on the mirror stating I'm in his blindspot, was not enough to stop him from damn near running me off the road. Thankfully his window was cracked enough to hear my horn and me cuss him out...., I mean..., the fucking gadget is there, use the fucking thing.

Wait that was you? hahah dude! I don't use those features. I checked off every option in the build website just because i'm a baller. Nect time if you cuss me out, i'll ram your ass off the highway. prick!

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm sorry, people really don't use their necks.

I've grown accustomed to it. Especially here in the south, people are terrible drivers to say the least, so I'm always on high alert. I guess that's what I get for owning a bike, a death wish due to stupidity, just wish it would be because of my own stupidity.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Billup

I've grown accustomed to it. Especially here in the south, people are terrible drivers to say the least, so I'm always on high alert. I guess that's what I get for owning a bike, a death wish due to stupidity, just wish it would be because of my own stupidity.

Yeah, I too try to die from my own stupidity and not from others.

This thread is going sour. Quick, write something funny Billup!

[M_Six]

Fastest growing thread EVAH.

You'll be earning Popular Thread rep points by dinnertime.

Although Bimmette's Jenner thread is motoring along nicely, too. We'll see which one hits 3000 views first.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

Wait that was you? hahah dude! I don't use those features. I checked off every option in the build website just because i'm a baller. Nect time if you cuss me out, i'll ram your ass off the highway. prick!

You're lucky I kept the ball bearing to myself instead of through your front windshield.

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by Billup

I've grown accustomed to it. Especially here in the south, people are terrible drivers to say the least, so I'm always on high alert. I guess that's what I get for owning a bike, a death wish due to stupidity, just wish it would be because of my own stupidity.

Oh boy! I've driven in North Carolina. It's nothing compared to the drivers here in CT. Seriously, everyone drives like their frontal brain lobe is missing.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by M_Six

Fastest growing thread EVAH.

You'll be earning Popular Thread rep points by dinnertime.

Although Bimmette's Jenner thread is motoring along nicely, too. We'll see which one hits 3000 views first.

I'm getting really tired of Trans Jenner getting all this attention because heshe is having an identity crisis. That family needs to be shipped away to Antarctica.

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by Billup

I'm getting really tired of Trans Jenner getting all this attention because heshe is having an identity crisis. That family needs to be shipped away to Antarctica.

To Mars

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

Oh boy! I've driven in North Carolina. It's nothing compared to the drivers here in CT. Seriously, everyone drives like their frontal brain lobe is missing.

Haven't had to deal with CT drivers. In fact..., is there anything in CT that would be worth a vacation to see? I can't recall anything interesting there, other than you that is.

[UncleWede]

Venus, men are from Mars

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Venus, men are from Mars

Oh yeah, perhaps mother nature should make a transgender planet. Venars, then ship them there

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Billup

I'm getting really tired of Trans Jenner .

good one.

uncle what happened to suv?