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      08-18-2016, 12:32 PM   #8075
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Even jtodd wouldn't leg hump that obviously...

ASBSECU E93 and me have just strengthened our agreement to not let you get any of my stuff. You're out. All your fault.
I am resigned to the fact no one loves me for ME!

Therefore - all my debt will be left to shoei
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      08-18-2016, 12:41 PM   #8076
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Namaskar too Aatish Bhai ..

Same thing here my friend I'm tired as fuck ! Just felt asleep in front of my laptop...It's really crazy at work ...started today at 4:30-AM and it was for 13 hours in full Japanese conditions ....

Till October for Sweetie..Wow that's 2 months my friend ?
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Even jtodd wouldn't leg hump that obviously...

ASBSECU E93 and me have just strengthened our agreement to not let you get any of my stuff. You're out. All your fault.
I am resigned to the fact no one loves me for ME!

Therefore - all my debt will be left to shoei
Can we trade in Miss Piggy and get something less heavy then? Before my inheritance?

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      08-18-2016, 12:43 PM   #8078
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Even jtodd wouldn't leg hump that obviously...

ASBSECU E93 and me have just strengthened our agreement to not let you get any of my stuff. You're out. All your fault.
I am resigned to the fact no one loves me for ME!

Therefore - all my debt will be left to shoei
Can we trade in Miss Piggy and get something less heavy then? Before my inheritance?

You do realize I plan to leave only Leverage.....not Assets
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      08-18-2016, 01:00 PM   #8079
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Can we trade in Miss Piggy and get something less heavy then? Before my inheritance?

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You do realize I plan to leave only Leverage.....not Assets
You do realize leverage is not a "thing" that can be left behind right?

Shoei - you're safe.
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      08-18-2016, 01:04 PM   #8080
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Can we trade in Miss Piggy and get something less heavy then? Before my inheritance?

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You do realize I plan to leave only Leverage.....not Assets
You do realize leverage is not a "thing" that can be left behind right?

Shoei - you're safe.
Well, he didn't disclose how he planned to be all stingy until after I requested a less fat of a car...



He ain't got nobody to change his bedpan now when he's in the old folks home...
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Alcohol does that
Did you check the pornhub link if the meeting is still uploaded?
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      08-18-2016, 03:24 PM   #8084
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Can we trade in Miss Piggy and get something less heavy then? Before my inheritance?

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You do realize I plan to leave only Leverage.....not Assets
You do realize leverage is not a "thing" that can be left behind right?

Shoei - you're safe.
Well, he didn't disclose how he planned to be all stingy until after I requested a less fat of a car...



He ain't got nobody to change his bedpan now when he's in the old folks home...
Long term care insurance......

You're probably too old to afford it now, but the younger folks can learn from your mistake
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      08-18-2016, 06:36 PM   #8086
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Hey Joekerr - Are you sure 'Leverage' isn't something I can leave....

When I die (Many years from now shoei ), I'll have ZERO direct heirs.

It is my evil plan to have leveraged EVERY THING I possible can and burn through that $$ on cars and hookers

Are you sure I can't 'leave' leverage..?
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Hey Joekerr - Are you sure 'Leverage' isn't something I can leave....

When I die (Many years from now shoei ), I'll have ZERO direct heirs.

It is my evil plan to have leveraged EVERY THING I possible can and burn through that $$ on cars and hookers

Are you sure I can't 'leave' leverage..?
Debt, oldie. At that point it's just debt.
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Hey Joekerr - Are you sure 'Leverage' isn't something I can leave....

When I die (Many years from now shoei ), I'll have ZERO direct heirs.

It is my evil plan to have leveraged EVERY THING I possible can and burn through that $$ on cars and hookers

Are you sure I can't 'leave' leverage..?
Alcohol, you forgot alcohol.
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Biorin - either way....I'll likely have 'debt' on a parcel occupied under long term lease with a national credit tenant at 85% LTV and about a 6.5 or 7 CAP, throwing off just enough to cover the payment and then leave enough cash for me and MKSixer to buy some alcohol to ease the pain
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Biorin - either way....I'll likely have 'debt' on a parcel occupied under long term lease with a national credit tenant at 85% LTV and about a 6.5 or 7 CAP, throwing off just enough to cover the payment and then leave enough cash for me and MKSixer to buy some alcohol to ease the pain
Your nickname isn't Mr. 92 Million for nothing.
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You mean to say that a tinder date didn't end with fairytale romance? Fvck what is this world coming to...
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Hey Joekerr - Are you sure 'Leverage' isn't something I can leave....

When I die (Many years from now shoei ), I'll have ZERO direct heirs.

It is my evil plan to have leveraged EVERY THING I possible can and burn through that $$ on cars and hookers

Are you sure I can't 'leave' leverage..?
I echo Biorin's post. Leverage describes a ratio really. If you have a lot of debt and little assets, then you would be highly leveraged. And vice versa.

If you plan to have no assets, then all you will have is debt. Which you can most certainly leave behind.

It would be nice if you could leave a nice Cohiba and a bottle of 15 yr Macallan behind for each of us to properly celebrate your passing.

Edit: I meant mourn. Definitely mourn.
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      08-19-2016, 09:19 AM   #8094
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Hey Joekerr - Are you sure 'Leverage' isn't something I can leave....

When I die (Many years from now shoei ), I'll have ZERO direct heirs.

It is my evil plan to have leveraged EVERY THING I possible can and burn through that $$ on cars and hookers

Are you sure I can't 'leave' leverage..?
I echo Biorin's post. Leverage describes a ratio really. If you have a lot of debt and little assets, then you would be highly leveraged. And vice versa.

If you plan to have no assets, then all you will have is debt. Which you can most certainly leave behind.

It would be nice if you could leave a nice Cohiba and a bottle of 15 yr Macallan behind for each of us to properly celebrate your passing.

Edit: I meant mourn. Definitely mourn.
So......I can leverage an asset, but I can't technically call it leverage....?

Whoa!!!! Mind blown
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So......I can leverage an asset, but I can't technically call it leverage....?

Whoa!!!! Mind blown
Hey - OT is occasionally good for something. Now, about that bottle of scotch and the cigar....?

You can leverage an asset, you can also technically say you are highly leveraged and that would be correct as well...but as I say, leverage is a descriptor, rather than a tangible thing. It describes how much debt to assets you have. Both debt and assets are (normally, though not always) tangible. So you can leave those behind. But you can't leave "leverage" behind since it isn't a thing.
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Hey Joekerr - how do you feel about folks that fund equity from debt?
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