Confess here

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by aguywalksintoabar

If you met my family you'd understand.

You can stay…..


…..as long as you're not a criminal defense attorney getting bad guys out of jail.

[aguywalksintoabar]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

You can stay…..


…..as long as you're not a criminal defense attorney getting bad guys out of jail.

Employment and labor lawyer
I'll let you catch the bad guys

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by aguywalksintoabar

Employment and labor lawyer
I'll let you catch the bad guys

Deal!!! Your area of law has passed Bimmerpost muster.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Esteban

As far as I'm concerned, welcome, you're part of the group.

Just none of that group hugging shit, OK aguywalksintoabar ? You'll confuse some of our foreign members, they will think you might be a female, and the leg humping will never end.

Confession: I still kinda miss Belgie

[aguywalksintoabar]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Just none of that group hugging shit, OK aguywalksintoabar ? You'll confuse some of our foreign members, they will think you might be a female, and the leg humping will never end.

Confession: I still kinda miss Belgie

Note to self.
Type using a deep voice.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by aguywalksintoabar

Note to self.
Type using a deep voice.

Husky-tranny?

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by aguywalksintoabar

Note to self.
Type using a deep voice.

Yeah, lets hold off on the hugs. Unless you're of the female persuasion. Of course, some, like cmyx6go would probably feel just the opposite.

Instead of virtual hugs we can send virtual pizza.

[aguywalksintoabar]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Husky-tranny?

Yes, it was until I ran some sea foam through it and changed the oil with Amsoil.

[aguywalksintoabar]

Originally Posted by Esteban

Yeah, lets hold off on the hugs. Unless you're of the female persuasion. Of course, some, like cmyx6go would probably feel just the opposite.

Instead of virtual hugs we can send virtual pizza.

L'chaim

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by aguywalksintoabar

L'chaim

And to you.

[Sedan_Clan]

When are all of the out-of-stater's coming to Cali????

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

When are all of the out-of-stater's coming to Cali????

Are you a little shy of your quota this month?

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Are you a little shy of your quota this month?

Hahaha! I just want to see what all of these personalities are like in the flesh. You live two hours from me. You have zero excuse(s).

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Hahaha! I just want to see what all of these personalities are like in the flesh. You live two hours from me. You have zero excuse(s).

I TRIED to come down and DUI your 911 on the skid track. But, NOOO!!!!

You drive right by my house every time you cruise up to Santa Barbara. Santa Claus is counting when he sees you.

[Watching The World Burn]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I TRIED to come down and DUI your 911 on the skid track. But, NOOO!!!!

You drive right by my house every time you cruise up to Santa Barbara. Santa Claus is counting when he sees you.

Seeing as how Sedan is perpetually on Santa's "naughty" list, this is unlikely to reform his behaviour.

Try leaving a trail of pizza slices instead. He'll be a Hansel to you the wicked witch. Just a shame he doesn't have a Gretel to bail him out. Goodbye Sedan, it was a pleasure knowing you. Don't forget to will that Porsche to Joekerr. He's counting on it. I've been led to understand it is the only way he's ever going to have one.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Watching The World Burn

Seeing as how Sedan is perpetually on Santa's "naughty" list, this is unlikely to reform his behaviour.

Try leaving a trail of pizza slices instead. He'll be a Hansel to you the wicked witch. Just a shame he doesn't have a Gretel to bail him out. Goodbye Sedan, it was a pleasure knowing you. Don't forget to will that Porsche to Joekerr. He's counting on it. I've been led to understand it is the only way he's ever going to have one.

Tell him it's his. I'll give the Corolla to UncleWede. All of my other valuables - including my various nudes - will go up for Bimmerpost "Confess thread" auction. If the nudes go missing before auction, look no further than cmyx6go and rebekahb.

[Watching The World Burn]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Tell him it's his. I'll give the Corolla to UncleWede. All of my other valuables - including my various nudes - will go up for Bimmerpost "Confess thread" auction.

He was momentarily ecstatic and then, proving the old adage "Beggars can't be choosers" wrong, became concerned as to the colour of the Porsche and whether it would be something he could pull off...he wished to know the colour chosen. He said you kept changing the configurator so often (everytime you got a paycheque he thinks) that he couldn't keep track of it....?

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

If the nudes go missing before auction, look no further than cmyx6go and rebekahb.

Ahh, yes, I believe those two have indicated their love for chocolate in the past. And all this time I was imagining it was the confectionary, but I see now that I might have misunderstood what they were REALLY saying.

This place is so enlightening.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Watching The World Burn

He was momentarily ecstatic and then, proving the old adage "Beggars can't be choosers" wrong, became concerned as to the colour of the Porsche and whether it would be something he could pull off...he wished to know the colour chosen. He said you kept changing the configurator so often (everytime you got a paycheque he thinks) that he couldn't keep track of it....?

Ahh, yes, I believe those two have indicated their love for chocolate in the past. And all this time I was imagining it was the confectionary, but I see now that I might have misunderstood what they were REALLY saying.

This place is so enlightening.

Tell him she's a Chalk colored beauty. I get a chubb every time I open the garage; a lil' pre-ejac with every drive. He'll be more than satisfied.


P.S. They know chocolate is a woman's best friend.

[Watching The World Burn]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Tell him she's a Chalk colored beauty. I get a chubb every time I open the garage; a lil' pre-ejac with every drive. He'll be more than satisfied.


P.S. They know chocolate is a woman's best friend.

There was a bit of a 'pregnant pause' there after I conveyed that information, but 30 seconds later he confirmed that he was sated...satisfied, I mean.

He extends much gratitude.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Tell him it's his. I'll give the Corolla to UncleWede. All of my other valuables - including my various nudes - will go up for Bimmerpost "Confess thread" auction. If the nudes go missing before auction, look no further than cmyx6go and rebekahb.

Hey! WTF happened here? Joekerr still gets stuff even though he’s not around anymore? Uncleweed and I are next in line for stuff!

Nudes, huh? Favorite Quote - I love me, who do you love?
Sedan.
I do have a soft spot for men in uniform. But me want the P car. Maybe some dark chocolate. Uncle is already getting the Corolla.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Hey! WTF happened here? Joekerr still gets stuff even though he's not around anymore? Uncleweed and I are next in line for stuff!

Nudes, huh? Favorite Quote - I love me, who do you love?
Sedan.
I do have a soft spot for men in uniform. But me want the P car. Maybe some dark chocolate. Uncle is already getting the Corolla.

Dark chocolate in the P-Car perhaps……….?!! Dark chocolate…….in……the P-Car.

[UncleWede]

Damn Corollas keep following me, and I've never even owned one

One is on its 4th family member, heading for 5th on my wife's family side. Somehow my safe deposit box supposedly has the title

And then, without even passing thru the Office of Stuff, I get a chocolate-smeared one???