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      10-06-2015, 09:25 PM   #7745
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I thought Michelle Jenneke was the go-to for that

Oh, yeah!
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      10-06-2015, 09:27 PM   #7746
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Something similar with surf chick I saw also.
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      10-06-2015, 09:37 PM   #7747
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I step away from OT to actually do WORK and come back to the Jerry Springer Show
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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      10-06-2015, 09:38 PM   #7748
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When was it anything else.
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      10-06-2015, 10:27 PM   #7749
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      10-07-2015, 12:01 AM   #7750
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I step away from OT to actually do WORK and come back to the Jerry Springer Show
Very reason I try not to come in here before 2PM MT.
If it gets settled more, I would probably get on more in the morning which I use to do.
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      10-07-2015, 12:12 AM   #7751
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Very reason I try not to come in here before 2PM MT.
If it gets settled more, I would probably get on more in the morning which I use to do.
How you been P ?

I just returned from Vaca

Only saving grace - it's going to be a $20 million month in production
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      10-07-2015, 12:16 AM   #7752
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How you been P ?

I just returned from Vaca

Only saving grace - it's going to be a $20 million month in production
Doing okay, kinda pissed that WTI Crude is at 49/barrel. Thank God that I didn't short, but I was expecting Dec Contract to be at 38-39.
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      10-07-2015, 12:54 AM   #7753
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No, Grimlock was a young guy in HK who didn't have the best luck with girls. He told us about this chick he liked on Instagram or something and she turned out to be a guy.
That's HK$10,000 in therapy
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      10-07-2015, 01:44 AM   #7754
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hey Sara504 , is this the ass your looking for..?
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      10-07-2015, 01:45 AM   #7755
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hey Sara504 , is this the ass your looking for..?
*you're

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      10-07-2015, 02:10 AM   #7756
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*you're

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We don't spell to good down on the farm....besides, I was distracted by the view
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      10-07-2015, 07:51 AM   #7757
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So does that mean Belgium was Grimmy all along and he's mad his cover was blown?
LOL. Something smells awfully funny around here....
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hey Sara504 , is this the ass your looking for..?
If she isn't, I sure as hell am!
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If she isn't, I sure as hell am!
+1, too early for porn?
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      10-07-2015, 08:32 AM   #7760
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Damn grimmy come back.
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      10-07-2015, 08:32 AM   #7761
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+1, too early for porn?
It's never too early.
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It's never too early.
Good finished.
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      10-07-2015, 09:49 AM   #7763
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Good finished.
Didn't have time this morning, woke up late for work. However, if life happens anything like Monday, I'll get at least two bang sessions in today...,


Gotta keep her in a good mood through the day..., that's the challenge.
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      10-07-2015, 09:56 AM   #7764
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Good finished.
Didn't have time this morning, woke up late for work. However, if life happens anything like Monday, I'll get at least two bang sessions in today...,


Gotta keep her in a good mood through the day..., that's the challenge.
Sounds like your hand is high maintenance.
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Sounds like your hand is high maintenance.
Unfortunately. I HAVE to buy this lotion on the regular, it's the only kind she likes, and the only kind I like...., if you catch my drift.

Palmela Handerson is one expensive hoebitch.

http://www.amazon.com/Prairie-Cellul...4226330&sr=1-1
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      10-07-2015, 10:12 AM   #7766
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Unfortunately. I HAVE to buy this lotion on the regular, it's the only kind she likes, and the only kind I like...., if you catch my drift.

Palmela Handerson is one expensive hoebitch.

http://www.amazon.com/Prairie-Cellul...4226330&sr=1-1
Be lucky you don't have Handgelina Jolie. She likes the cheap lotion, but you have to bathe her in this stuff...

http://www.amazon.com/Dial-Basics-Li...6%3A1253954011
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