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12-12-2021, 07:55 AM | #749 |
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12-13-2021, 04:43 PM | #755 |
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My colon is so plugged up that it laughs at colonoscopy prep kits. My kingdom for a good poop most days!
My doctor sent me out for abdominal scans during the summer, to find out if something was wrong inside. When I went in to hear the results, I said to my doctor, "Let me guess, the only thing on the scans is that I'm full of shit." The doctor said "Yes, but we prefer to call it stool in the medical profession....."
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12-14-2021, 01:14 PM | #759 |
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A gentleman looks for the good in others and finds reasons to compliment them.
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12-14-2021, 04:26 PM | #762 |
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A new record. Going for 3?
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12-14-2021, 09:18 PM | #764 |
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12-15-2021, 01:39 AM | #765 |
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12-15-2021, 06:32 AM | #766 |
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12-16-2021, 07:12 AM | #768 |
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"You can learn a lot from your mistakes when you aren't busy denying them"
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(Someone actually said this to me as they walked past at a service area's gas pumps on the NY State Thruway outside of Buffalo, when the temperature was -6F with a 20 MPH wind and a lake-effect snow squall.)
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