You know you're old when...

[Lady Jane]

Another sign to post on your lawn.

[tturedraider]

Originally Posted by Esteban

It’s possible. I’ve also misplaced things as well. It happens when get old. Speaking of getting old I’ve got a birthday coming up this Saturday, that is if I’m remembering correctly. Will have to ask my wife to be sure.

I want one of those coffee mugs that says, “Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most”.

[tturedraider]

…when you insist on using proper sentence structure, grammar, and punctuation on the internet and in text messages. And putting two spaces after a period on Bimmerpost even though the extra space gets removed automatically.

[M_Six]

Originally Posted by tturedraider

…when you insist on using proper sentence structure, grammar, and punctuation on the internet and in text messages. And putting two spaces after a period on Bimmerpost even though the extra space gets removed automatically.

I thought I was the last remaining human being who types two spaces after a period.

[tturedraider]

Originally Posted by M_Six

I thought I was the last remaining human being who types two spaces after a period.

I don’t care what these young and not so young whippersnappers say, having two spaces makes it easier to read, because it’s clearer when a sentence comes to an end.

[JJ 911SC]

Originally Posted by tturedraider

…when you insist on using proper sentence structure, grammar, and punctuation on the internet and in text messages. And putting two spaces after a period on Bimmerpost even though the extra space gets removed automatically.

I like 2 spaces and all I can say to those who don't like it.
(more than 2 spaces if you use 2 returns )
Aller vous faire foutre...

Apparently, no rule for "..."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senten...%20one%20space.

[Lady Jane]

How many on this forum? Raise your hand, don't be shy.

[M_Six]

That sad part is that I have to keep my "solar panel" covered or a I get a nasty sunburn.

[kscarrol]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

How many on this forum? Raise your hand, don't be shy.

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Don’t have a bald spot (knock on wood) but I want the tshirt!

[vreihen16]

<===== Has a solar panel, but the circuit breaker is tripped.....

[bucketfoot]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

How many on this forum? Raise your hand, don't be shy.

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Not me!

Not to jinx things, but I pretty much hit the lottery when it comes to the hair gene!

[Boomer 2019]

Originally Posted by bucketfoot

Not me!

Not to jinx things, but I pretty much hit the lottery when it comes to the hair gene!

Yeah, me too, but the rest of me.. Oy Vey! Everything hurts pretty much all the time. My heart has a shiny new aortic valve. My get up and go has got up and went. And the sex machine has been shut down (gonadotropin antagonist drugs for prostate cancer).

But one makes do with what one has left. So I slip on my "Topsiders", fire up the Green Mamba, and boogie my way around whatever racetrack has an event going on. I then come home, open a delicious wine, and contemplate my lawn.

You are all invited, though not all at once.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by bucketfoot

Not me!

Not to jinx things, but I pretty much hit the lottery when it comes to the hair gene!

Yep, same here. Full head of hair. Suspect It'll always be that way.

[Llarry]

Originally Posted by Esteban

Yep, same here. Full head of hair. Suspect It'll always be that way.

Same here and I have my father and his father who were the same (though thinning) so I think I'm good to go for a while.

[3.0L]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

ME and wine have a less than cordial relationship, I prefer whisk(e)y

Friday is the New Year's Resolution failure day, just saying . . .

I make an Old Fashioned every now and then.

[MassWholeBimmer]

Originally Posted by Llarry

Same here and I have my father and his father who were the same (though thinning) so I think I'm good to go for a while.

Yup. Father was 85 when he passed. Full head of hair. I'm 64 1/2 ( ) and my barber has to use a "heavy duty " clipper to get through my mop...Plenty of "bad" things run in the family, the bald gene is not one of them...

[Lady Jane]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

How many on this forum? Raise your hand, don't be shy.

Second question: How many of you are sex machines?

[3.0L]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

Second question: How many of you are sex machines?

It's not the lack of a bald spot; it's the other half. Just the way the cookie crumbles.

[Llarry]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

Second question: How many of you are sex machines?

Don't rub it in, young lady. I really miss it...

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by Llarry

Don't rub it in, young lady. I really miss it...

One of the joys of old age is memory loss, which helps to forget what we all miss.....

[Lady Jane]

Originally Posted by Llarry

Don't rub it in, young lady. I really miss it...

Well Larry, (And others) I have many older women patients and sex is often a topic of discussion. You would be surprised what tickles their fancy. They have needs as much as men do. Discuss, discover and experiment.

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

Discuss, discover and experiment.

When the doctor says no (and yanks your competition license to boot), it's more like disgust, keel over, and expire.....