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      12-22-2021, 03:48 PM   #7261
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At least I have the car keys so she can't leave me. Obv not gonna try to operate the car myself though. So worst case scenario…we leave the car here and both take Ubers?
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Ugh I got hammered from Bellinis and mimosas. Here's my man card, guys.
Hey, I get pretty tipsy off Malibu & Pineapple; giggling all over myself after one key lime pie martini. Man card is safe bro.
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Hey, I get pretty tipsy off Malibu & Pineapple; giggling all over myself after one key lime pie martini. Man card is safe bro.
Not sure if we collectively allow decorative towel and pillow man to be the standard…
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Hey, I get pretty tipsy off Malibu & Pineapple; giggling all over myself after one key lime pie martini. Man card is safe bro.
Not sure if we collectively allow decorative towel and pillow man to be the standard…
It's alllllllll in secret. To the world I'm rough & tough.

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Hey, I get pretty tipsy off Malibu & Pineapple; giggling all over myself after one key lime pie martini. Man card is safe bro.
Not sure if we collectively allow decorative towel and pillow man to be the standard…
It's alllllllll in secret. To the world I'm rough & tough.

You mean you won't kill him?
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Hey, I get pretty tipsy off Malibu & Pineapple; giggling all over myself after one key lime pie martini. Man card is safe bro.
Not sure if we collectively allow decorative towel and pillow man to be the standard…
It's alllllllll in secret. To the world I'm rough & tough.

You mean you won't kill him?
No killing over the holidays. Lol!
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Hey, I get pretty tipsy off Malibu & Pineapple; giggling all over myself after one key lime pie martini. Man card is safe bro.
Not sure if we collectively allow decorative towel and pillow man to be the standard…
It's alllllllll in secret. To the world I'm rough & tough.

You mean you won't kill him?
No killing over the holidays. Lol!
Did he just get lucky?
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Hey, I get pretty tipsy off Malibu & Pineapple; giggling all over myself after one key lime pie martini. Man card is safe bro.
Not sure if we collectively allow decorative towel and pillow man to be the standard…
It's alllllllll in secret. To the world I'm rough & tough.

You mean you won't kill him?
No killing over the holidays. Lol!
Did he just get lucky?


Joy to the world…..
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Ugh sparkling wine is the damn worst. I blame you guys for not stopping me from doing this
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      12-22-2021, 04:30 PM   #7270
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(didn't even put any fruit in his sparkling wine)
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Well as long as you're in the doghouse you might as well head to the casino
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I still listen to boy bands. But we'll just keep that between us.
If the whole world still listened to boy bands, we would be in a better place!
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Well as long as you're in the doghouse you might as well head to the casino
And once loose the house, you will be in deep caca...
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If the whole world still listened to boy bands, we would be in a better place!
So what is your favorite boy band? Inquiring minds want to know
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      12-22-2021, 07:42 PM   #7276
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Ugh I got hammered from Bellinis and mimosas. Here's my man card, guys.
there is nothing wrong with mimosas

it is imho the best kind of drunk, wine drunk a close second
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there is nothing wrong with mimosas

it is imho the best kind of drunk, wine drunk a close second
Yes, wine is my drink. A nice red zinfandel.
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I will get sloshed off rose in the afternoon as a 6'3, 230lb man and have zero shame about it
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      12-22-2021, 09:17 PM   #7280
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For me it's almost exclusively on a Friday night. I'm getting old - gotta watch the alcohol intake if I want to stay healthy, but you know what I'll be doing this Christmas Eve.

Merry Christmas to you all!

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A vote for Moscato and Riesling
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