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      10-16-2015, 09:18 PM   #705
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Omc. This thread went bad fast today!
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I think it's because you returned
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I think it's because you returned
Well I was forgotten, I had to leave my mark!

Kids were sick, I haven't been sleeping and life has been hectic to say the least. I don't think I've talked with any of my irl friends in a month so you've still been number one. Hell, I missed my friends wedding even because I forgot.
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      10-16-2015, 09:33 PM   #708
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Well I was forgotten, I had to leave my mark!

Kids were sick, I haven't been sleeping and life has been hectic to say the least. I don't think I've talked with any of my irl friends in a month so you've still been number one. Hell, I missed my friends wedding even because I forgot.
What are real life friends? :
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Well I was forgotten, I had to leave my mark!

Kids were sick, I haven't been sleeping and life has been hectic to say the least. I don't think I've talked with any of my irl friends in a month so you've still been number one. Hell, I missed my friends wedding even because I forgot.
What are real life friends? :
No clue.
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Hey watch it you, you damn friend dumber Tara!
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Hey watch it you, you damn friend dumber Tara!
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I'm this close to promote briorin for the job! She would love my great music!
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      10-16-2015, 09:45 PM   #713
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I'm this close to promote briorin for the job! She would love my great music!
I like blondes and metal, and I'm also asian. You won't even notice Tara is gone.

(Sorry Tara)
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I like blondes and metal, and I'm also asian. You won't even notice Tara is gone.

(Sorry Tara)
You're so short and Lups is so tall that she may accidentally step on you. Not the best real life friend now, huh?
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I like blondes and metal, and I'm also asian. You won't even notice Tara is gone.

(Sorry Tara)
You like spicy food?
Can you accept( pretend like I do) Glen Danzig is a sex god?
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You're so short and Lups is so tall that she may accidentally step on you. Not the best real life friend now, huh?
Well there is that, but lets face it I suck as a friend anyway, an accidental killing by stepping on someone is not so bad. And because I don't wear shoes, the corpse will be still pretty!
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I like blondes and metal, and I'm also asian. You won't even notice Tara is gone.

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You like spicy food?
Can you accept( pretend like I do) Glen Danzig is a sex god?
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You're so short and Lups is so tall that she may accidentally step on you. Not the best real life friend now, huh?
Well there is that, but lets face it I suck as a friend anyway, an accidental killing by stepping on someone is not so bad. And because I don't wear shoes, the corpse will be still pretty!
Oh damn, I forgot about no shoes. Ok Biorin, you'll just have dirty black footprints on you which is worse than death by squishing.
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Oh damn, I forgot about no shoes. Ok Biorin, you'll just have dirty black footprints on you which is worse than death by squishing.
Are you racist? What's wrong with black?

I mean, a normal accident victims have normal bruises! With me, she would be decorated!


Fuck no, I need a guy friend, you two are too picky.
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You like spicy food?
Can you accept( pretend like I do) Glen Danzig is a sex god?
Can I always drive?
I am learning to like spicy food. I once had to have my coworkers wait an extra 10 minutes at lunch while I sat there and tried to eat hot wings with tears streaming down my face, but now I even buy hot sauce. I will consider him a sex god if he plays Twist of Cain to me. You can absolutely always drive.

I am also willing to gain a lot of weight, so if you step on me all my layers of fat will absorb the shock.
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Are you racist? What's wrong with black?

I mean, a normal accident victims have normal bruises! With me, she would be decorated!


Fuck no, I need a guy friend, you two are too picky.
Maybe you can step on my eyes so it saves me time doing my eyeliner.
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Oh damn, I forgot about no shoes. Ok Biorin, you'll just have dirty black footprints on you which is worse than death by squishing.
Are you racist? What's wrong with black?

I mean, a normal accident victims have normal bruises! With me, she would be decorated!


Fuck no, I need a guy friend, you two are too picky.
You do not need more guy friends! You need to learn how to play nice with girls too!!!!
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I am learning to like spicy food. I once had to have my coworkers wait an extra 10 minutes at lunch while I sat there and tried to eat hot wings with tears streaming down my face, but now I even buy hot sauce. I will consider him a sex god if he plays Twist of Cain to me. You can absolutely always drive.

I am also willing to gain a lot of weight, so if you step on me all my layers of fat will absorb the shock.
Try soul eater.

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You do not need more guy friends! You need to learn how to play nice with girls too!!!!
Oh come on! You're hopeless, all of you!

Wear shoes.

Brush your hair.

Shut up

Let me sleep so i don't need to listen to your music.

Hopeless I say!
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I'm not looking for sister wives, thanks. Hahahah.
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