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09-11-2024, 07:11 AM | #6888 |
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09-11-2024, 11:19 AM | #6889 |
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Dad hired a young man to sweep the floors at our store and help with deliveries. He was a student at the nearby Catholic school. The things he
told me made my eyes pop out, completely debunking my impressions of parochial schools. For instance, he told me about the “engraving” on his desktop, “Sister Mary sucks green donkey d**ks.” When he started chuckling, the Sister teacher said, “What’s the matter Leonard, haven’t you seen that before?”
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09-11-2024, 11:21 AM | #6890 |
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09-11-2024, 03:34 PM | #6891 |
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Very disappointing to say the least.
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09-12-2024, 07:56 AM | #6892 |
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09-12-2024, 08:04 AM | #6893 |
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09-12-2024, 10:34 AM | #6895 |
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My free medical advice: Even if you suffer from chronic constipation, I would definitely heed this warning. But I'm curious to find out if it was caught on the security cam.
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09-12-2024, 10:47 AM | #6896 |
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<--- Only gets his medical advice from unlicensed amateurs on Fakebook, who were just saying the other day that a diesel fuel enema is good for constipation.....
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09-12-2024, 11:41 AM | #6897 |
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09-12-2024, 02:51 PM | #6898 |
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09-12-2024, 03:05 PM | #6899 |
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09-12-2024, 03:20 PM | #6900 |
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Diesel fuel is not explosive without compression. An old truck driver's hazing ritual is checking the fuel tank level with a match in front of a rookie driver, and then "accidentally" dropping it into the fuel.
But (pun intended), I suspect that the gas pump warning sign is to prevent someone from doing the next Tik Tok challenge and blowing a flaming gasoline stream out of their anus. Kids, don't try this at home.....
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09-12-2024, 04:16 PM | #6902 |
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Please take plenty of pictures when this patient walks into the ER.....
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09-12-2024, 06:00 PM | #6903 |
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Diesel don't like this situation..
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09-12-2024, 06:50 PM | #6904 |
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09-12-2024, 06:53 PM | #6905 |
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Quote:
55 gallon drums, cut in half. The FNG’s were usually assigned the task of dragging the nearly full barrels aside and lighting them off. You did not want to be downwind.
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