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      09-11-2024, 06:07 AM   #6887
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      09-11-2024, 11:19 AM   #6889
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Dad hired a young man to sweep the floors at our store and help with deliveries. He was a student at the nearby Catholic school. The things he
told me made my eyes pop out, completely debunking my impressions of parochial schools.

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      09-11-2024, 11:21 AM   #6890
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      09-11-2024, 03:34 PM   #6891
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Very disappointing to say the least.



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      09-12-2024, 07:56 AM   #6892
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      09-12-2024, 08:04 AM   #6893
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Looks about right.
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My free medical advice: Even if you suffer from chronic constipation, I would definitely heed this warning. But I'm curious to find out if it was caught on the security cam.


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      09-12-2024, 10:47 AM   #6896
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My free medical advice: Even if you suffer from chronic constipation, I would definitely heed this warning.
<--- Only gets his medical advice from unlicensed amateurs on Fakebook, who were just saying the other day that a diesel fuel enema is good for constipation.....
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      09-12-2024, 11:41 AM   #6897
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...... a diesel fuel enema is good for constipation.....
Only if you light a match to it.
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      09-12-2024, 02:51 PM   #6898
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only if you light a match to it.
Armageddon !!!

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Only if you light a match to it.
Diesel fuel is not explosive without compression. An old truck driver's hazing ritual is checking the fuel tank level with a match in front of a rookie driver, and then "accidentally" dropping it into the fuel.

But (pun intended), I suspect that the gas pump warning sign is to prevent someone from doing the next Tik Tok challenge and blowing a flaming gasoline stream out of their anus.

Kids, don't try this at home.....
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      09-12-2024, 04:01 PM   #6901
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Diesel fuel is not explosive without compression. .....
I disagree. Diesel up your butt hole will be subjected to compression, contortions, cavitation, crepitations and convulsions.

That's what I read on the internet today.
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That's what I read on the internet today.
Please take plenty of pictures when this patient walks into the ER.....

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Diesel fuel is not explosive without compression. An old truck driver's hazing ritual is checking the fuel tank level with a match in front of a rookie driver, and then "accidentally" dropping it into the fuel.
We used diesel fuel to burn shit in Vietnam. The containers were usually
55 gallon drums, cut in half. The FNG’s were usually assigned the task of
dragging the nearly full barrels aside and lighting them off. You did not
want to be downwind.
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We used diesel fuel to burn shit in Vietnam. The containers were usually
55 gallon drums, cut in half. The FNG’s were usually assigned the task of
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