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      09-25-2020, 10:33 AM   #6821
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I recently saw a few call outs looking for MK but don't remember the thread so I'll put it here. Happy to report he's fine, just busy. He said he might check in later.
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Lest those warm feelings of love spread too far in your heart MK, I have to inform you that those call outs were actually just Laura and UncleWede. Everyone else was happily opening threads, deriving comfort from the secure knowledge that they would not be confronted with a vomit inducing picture / video from you. In other words, your absence was appreciated.

I'm kidding, we all like you. Now go back to your hole.

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I did NOT come back with a horrible foot picture. I promised that I wouldn't do that any more. I did provide a little education on Fistula's however.
I actually sincerely appreciated it, despite the fact I was eating a wonderful chocolate pumpkin loaf at the time for breakfast. I felt the education was important for some of our members, whose minds could not leap out of the porn gutter they were stuck in and instead were doing a slow repetitive burn on the word "fist"....
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      09-25-2020, 11:39 AM   #6822
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I just spit out my coffee! LOL.
Great start to the day. You're welcome!
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      09-25-2020, 11:41 AM   #6823
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Her US Navy Officer bf may have a bit to say about that!!
US Navy eh? I wonder what his bf would have to say about it.
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      09-25-2020, 11:42 AM   #6824
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Can she detail cars?????
I already have someone for that
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      09-25-2020, 11:51 AM   #6825
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US Navy eh? I wonder what his bf would have to say about it.
LOL, Dino is in here suddenly dropping bombs!

But this is good, now take this energy and go tell your detailer straight up how you feel. Using this exact brashness. You'll thank me later.

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I forgot to ask - is she good at polishing knobs...on the lambo?
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      09-25-2020, 12:51 PM   #6826
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I forgot to ask - is she good at polishing knobs...on the lambo?
I was going to comment that MKSixer didn't have to worry about any hanky-panky.....
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      09-25-2020, 01:19 PM   #6827
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Why is 213 posting this most hideous shoes on the "what kicks you rockin" thread...

Y'all will have a laugh if you see lol.
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      09-25-2020, 01:37 PM   #6828
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Why is 213 posting this most hideous shoes on the "what kicks you rockin" thread...

Y'all will have a laugh if you see lol.
Why are you posting about 213's shoes in the "Rockin' Kicks" thread in the Dating Thread?


.....and why the hell and I defending 213?
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Why is 213 posting this most hideous shoes on the "what kicks you rockin" thread...

Y'all will have a laugh if you see lol.
Why are you posting about 213's shoes in the "Rockin' Kicks" thread in the Dating Thread?


.....and why the hell and I defending 213?
Because I know people want to get a laugh out of his posts lol. He's hilarious haha

Also yes, why the fuck are you defending him....
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      09-25-2020, 03:01 PM   #6830
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Because I know people want to get a laugh out of his posts lol. He's hilarious haha

Also yes, why the fuck are you defending him....
He is without a doubt unique.
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Lest those warm feelings of love spread too far in your heart MK, I have to inform you that those call outs were actually just Laura and UncleWede. Everyone else was happily opening threads, deriving comfort from the secure knowledge that they would not be confronted with a vomit inducing picture / video from you. In other words, your absence was appreciated.

I'm kidding, we all like you. Now go back to your hole.



I actually sincerely appreciated it, despite the fact I was eating a wonderful chocolate pumpkin loaf at the time for breakfast. I felt the education was important for some of our members, whose minds could not leap out of the porn gutter they were stuck in and instead were doing a slow repetitive burn on the word "fist"....
Remember. I'm here to help and educate...emphasis on help. And by help I mean bringing the best of medical disgustisms possible. You're welcome!!

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      09-27-2020, 11:18 AM   #6832
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20 days together and we did not want to kill each other

dropped off her yesterday, so im an alone and free man again
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      09-27-2020, 12:28 PM   #6833
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20 days together and we did not want to kill each other

dropped off her yesterday, so im an alone and free man again
Is this is what kids are calling a relationship these days?
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      09-28-2020, 08:29 AM   #6834
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Is this is what kids are calling a relationship these days?
In my experience with women, even my age; this is a success! Well done Turkish Pickle.
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Is this is what kids are calling a relationship these days?
She stayed over for 20 days because roommate got rona, and I was debating if 9 days were going to be enough for me to send her back home midway.

Ironic that my long distance relationship so far means I've spent more time with her than away from her though

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In my experience with women, even my age; this is a success! Well done Turkish Pickle.
Thank you!!
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      10-03-2020, 07:01 PM   #6836
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I met the current (new) one through mutual friends and we have communicated on and off for the last 9 months. She is a fitness model with blonde hair down to the middle of her back, green eyes and a wonderfully generous spirit. We have been talking through COVID and decided in August to spend time with each other in September. She came down from Colorado and spent 10 days with me and it was amazing.

She's is 40, which is over 10 years younger than me, but we really clicked in a way that totally shocked me. We hung out with a few of my friends several times in multiple venues and went out on the town a couple of times. It was so calm, relaxed and felt completely natural.

My friends are shocked because I typically become impatient with ridiculous conversations and want to kick them out after a short period of time. I didn't want her to leave. That has NEVER happened before.

She is coming back in about 17 days and staying for 2 weeks. I can't wait!!

I'll keep everyone posted!!
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The man!
Lol!!

Just A man!!

She's really great. We laugh and joke like a couple of teenagers!!
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I met the current (new) one through mutual friends and we have communicated on and off for the last 9 months. She is a fitness model with blonde hair down to the middle of her back, green eyes and a wonderfully generous spirit. We have been talking through COVID and decided in August to spend time with each other in September. She came down from Colorado and spent 10 days with me and it was amazing.

She's is 40, which is over 10 years younger than me, but we really clicked in a way that totally shocked me. We hung out with a few of my friends several times in multiple venues and went out on the town a couple of times. It was so calm, relaxed and felt completely natural.

My friends are shocked because I typically become impatient with ridiculous conversations and want to kick them out after a short period of time. I didn't want her to leave. That has NEVER happened before.

She is coming back in about 17 days and staying for 2 weeks. I can't wait!!

I'll keep everyone posted!!

Bedding 3 the week after your breakup, a bombshell that is 10 years younger, in your 50’s?

DA MAN!!!
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      10-03-2020, 10:15 PM   #6842
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Bedding 3 the week after your breakup, a bombshell that is 10 years younger, in your 50’s?

DA MAN!!!
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