Favorite Quotes

3.0L · 10-13-2021, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

The last fortune cookie I opened stated "Ignore last fortune."

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."

King Rudi · 10-13-2021, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3.0L

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."

Lady Jane · 10-31-2021, 12:58 PM

Remembering my Dad on this Halloween night. When I was a tweenie, my Mum had made me a flight suit decorated with a whole bunch of Squadron patches and wearing my dad's oversize flight helmet and going around the MQs. The Base Commander's wife would have hot chocolate and special treats. I had a great childhood living on Base.

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GilbertJohnson · 11-02-2021, 04:44 AM

There's a saying: "Drive safe, drive farther".

Buug959 · 11-06-2021, 03:41 PM

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3.0L · 11-07-2021, 10:09 AM

The first says: "God must be a mechanical engineer -- just look at the joints in the human body."

The second says: "God is an electrical engineer -- just look at the nervous system."

The third says: "God has to be a civil engineer -- who else would run a waste disposal pipeline through a perfectly good recreational area?"

Tambohamilton · 11-07-2021, 10:41 AM

I've heard that joke before, but the last one was a town planner not a civil engineer. Either way, very true!

Esteban · 11-07-2021, 12:44 PM

"Racing is life. Anything before or after is just waiting."

Steve McQueen

Tambohamilton · 11-07-2021, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

"Racing is living. Anything before or after is just waiting."

Steve McQueen

FTFY

Esteban · 11-07-2021, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Tambohamilton

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esteban

"Racing is living. Anything before or after is just waiting."

Steve McQueen

FTFY

You mean you fixed it for Steve. And I'm sure if he was here, he'd thank you.

Lady Jane · 11-07-2021, 02:36 PM

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Esteban · 11-09-2021, 10:54 AM

"The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively."

Bob Marley

3.0L · 11-09-2021, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esteban

"The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively."

Bob Marley

An old Army buddy worked on Marley's stage crew way back when.

Chappers 71 · 11-09-2021, 12:41 PM

Never believe anyone that says "Trust me" "You're cheques in the post" or "I won't cum in your mouth"

Tambohamilton · 11-09-2021, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Chappers 71

Never believe anyone that says "Trust me" "You're checks in the post" or "I won't cum in your mouth"

floridaorange · 11-10-2021, 05:11 PM

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wdb · 11-12-2021, 04:48 AM

I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

-- Yogi Berra

3.0L · 11-12-2021, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Chappers 71

Never believe anyone that says "Trust me" "You're cheques in the post" or "I won't cum in your mouth"

With emphasis on the "Trust me" part. Heard way too much of that bullshit during the past few years.

3.0L · 11-13-2021, 11:06 AM

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. -Walt Disney

Esteban · 11-13-2021, 11:12 AM

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

-Mary Poppins

Actually...

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Realizing what he had, Robert Sherman arrived at work early the next morning with the title of the song "A Spoonful of Sugar Helps the Medicine Go Down". Sherman suggested the lyric to his brother, Richard, who was at first dismissive but slowly came around.

Lady Jane · 11-15-2021, 05:10 PM

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M5Rick · 11-15-2021, 05:14 PM

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,it is time to pause and reflect.

Mark Twain

10-31-2021, 12:58 PM	#663
Lady Jane Cailín gan eagla. 81086 Rep 1,048 Posts Drives: 2024 X3 M40i and R1200RT bike. Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Atlantic Canada. iTrader: (0)	Remembering my Dad on this Halloween night. When I was a tweenie, my Mum had made me a flight suit decorated with a whole bunch of Squadron patches and wearing my dad's oversize flight helmet and going around the MQs. The Base Commander's wife would have hot chocolate and special treats. I had a great childhood living on Base. Attachment 2732223 Last edited by Lady Jane; 01-06-2022 at 05:32 PM..
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11-02-2021, 04:44 AM	#664
GilbertJohnson Human 0 Rep 0 Posts Drives: BMW X5 Join Date: Nov 2021 Location: USA iTrader: (0)	There's a saying: "Drive safe, drive farther". __________________ Hello!
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11-06-2021, 03:41 PM	#665
Buug959 Captain 22698 Rep 891 Posts Drives: 335xi E90, GMC Sierra, VW Golf Join Date: Jun 2020 Location: Nova Scotia iTrader: (0)	... Attached Images __________________ Wha' da ya mean? No brakes never stopped anyone before!
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11-07-2021, 10:09 AM	#666
3.0L Colonel 10718 Rep 2,011 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	Three Engineers are having an argument... The first says: "God must be a mechanical engineer -- just look at the joints in the human body." The second says: "God is an electrical engineer -- just look at the nervous system." The third says: "God has to be a civil engineer -- who else would run a waste disposal pipeline through a perfectly good recreational area?" __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Expert ultracrepidarian
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11-07-2021, 10:41 AM	#667
Tambohamilton Brigadier General 3160 Rep 4,021 Posts Drives: E91 330d Join Date: Apr 2019 Location: Herefordshire iTrader: (0)	I've heard that joke before, but the last one was a town planner not a civil engineer. Either way, very true!
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11-07-2021, 12:44 PM	#668
Esteban Major General 53265 Rep 7,237 Posts Drives: a slow car fast Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0)	"Racing is life. Anything before or after is just waiting." Steve McQueen
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11-07-2021, 02:36 PM	#671
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11-09-2021, 10:54 AM	#672
Esteban Major General 53265 Rep 7,237 Posts Drives: a slow car fast Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0)	"The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively." Bob Marley
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11-09-2021, 12:41 PM	#674
Chappers 71 Major General 5919 Rep 5,685 Posts Drives: Beige G31 540ix m sport Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Kent, The Garden of England iTrader: (0) Garage List 2018 G31 xdrive 40i ... [7.40] 2006 E92 335i SE [9.50]	Never believe anyone that says "Trust me" "You're cheques in the post" or "I won't cum in your mouth" __________________ G31 40ix M Sport E92 335i. E36 328is coupe E39 540i V8 6SP manual E34 3.6 M5. E34 525i sport. VW Jetta Mk2 GTI 16v. 1679cc 1967 resto-cal beetle Last edited by Chappers 71; 11-10-2021 at 12:20 AM..
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11-12-2021, 04:48 AM	#677
wdb dances with roads 5073 Rep 4,130 Posts Drives: '07 E86, '02 996, '95 Seven Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: the perimeter iTrader: (4)	I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. -- Yogi Berra
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11-13-2021, 11:06 AM	#679
3.0L Colonel 10718 Rep 2,011 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. -Walt Disney __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Expert ultracrepidarian
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11-15-2021, 05:10 PM	#681
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11-15-2021, 05:14 PM	#682
M5Rick General 68222 Rep 21,994 Posts Drives: M5 F10 DCT Gunmetal Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: GB iTrader: (0)	Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,it is time to pause and reflect. Mark Twain
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