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      10-13-2021, 01:55 PM   #661
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The last fortune cookie I opened stated "Ignore last fortune."
"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."
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Remembering my Dad on this Halloween night. When I was a tweenie, my Mum had made me a flight suit decorated with a whole bunch of Squadron patches and wearing my dad's oversize flight helmet and going around the MQs. The Base Commander's wife would have hot chocolate and special treats. I had a great childhood living on Base.


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Three Engineers are having an argument...

The first says: "God must be a mechanical engineer -- just look at the joints in the human body."

The second says: "God is an electrical engineer -- just look at the nervous system."

The third says: "God has to be a civil engineer -- who else would run a waste disposal pipeline through a perfectly good recreational area?"
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I've heard that joke before, but the last one was a town planner not a civil engineer. Either way, very true!
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You mean you fixed it for Steve. And I'm sure if he was here, he'd thank you.
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Never believe anyone that says "Trust me" "You're cheques in the post" or "I won't cum in your mouth"
With emphasis on the "Trust me" part. Heard way too much of that bullshit during the past few years.
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Realizing what he had, Robert Sherman arrived at work early the next morning with the title of the song "A Spoonful of Sugar Helps the Medicine Go Down". Sherman suggested the lyric to his brother, Richard, who was at first dismissive but slowly came around.
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