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      09-09-2020, 07:57 AM   #6755
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bro make out with her and it will make you stronger.
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Only if you see the bat signal.
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Only if you see the bat signal.
Seeing the bat signal is way better than seeing the bat wing!
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Eh, you know, just staying busy brushing my golden locks of hair. Some days, this shit is so thick, I can't even get a brush through it.
I fucking know. Today I had a huge balls moment and combing through the hairs made me thinking of waxing them. The hair style shits just keep making our days hard, eh.

Good seeing you, old friend. I hope all is well?
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I fucking know. Today I had a huge balls moment and combing through the hairs made me thinking of waxing them. The hair style shits just keep making our days hard, eh.

Good seeing you, old friend. I hope all is well?
Everything is as good as it can be given the hell 2020 has leashed upon us. In all fairness, aside from being in a mask for 10+ hours a day, my life is nothing short of amazing. I'm truly a blessed, lucky or the effort I put in is paying off type situation. How is the house coming along? Are you still chipping away at it? Kids still alive?
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Everything is as good as it can be given the hell 2020 has leashed upon us. In all fairness, aside from being in a mask for 10+ hours a day, my life is nothing short of amazing. I'm truly a blessed, lucky or the effort I put in is paying off type situation. How is the house coming along? Are you still chipping away at it? Kids still alive?
24/32 windows done, yet an other fireplace done, and I'm about 27k over my original budget yet still 110k below my "realistic estimate" .

Our youngest had a friend over a few days ago. Nobody asked him but he came to me and told me the interior looks good but that the garden needs work. A day later the same kid came by again and asked if we truly lived here since he couldn't find the stairs he used the day before. (I took the old concrete one down and redid them that week. All he saw on the second time was a wood pyramid). So yeah, some work needed still...

Yeah, us finns are epic with social distancing since we are not social. Been wearing gloves and a mask now for 4 weeks since father-in-law and my son has medical issues and doctors appointments now basically daily. As their driver and caregiver, it's my job to make them feel safe.

I'm not complaining at all. For sure this covid time and home schooling has added an element to it all but it's been awesome too. People work together better now. That's awesome.
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Let me guess. The air smells fresher. You're smiling more for no reason and randomly at strangers... I could go on.
or 27 days to go hear such questions like "where s this relationship going?"
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Turkish Pickle Status update requested. Wall still in one piece? No noticeable bruising around the throat/neck area?
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Wall still in one piece, bought a third box of condoms last night (not a fan of using them, but she's not on bc and i dont think she'd make a great single mom), still a few more days to go. Neither of us have any bruising/marks on our necks, I don't think I can say the same about her throat though

All my friends approve, maybe except the roommate that I share a wall with.

Lots and lots of shower fun, too. My god what an event. Last night we had a little wine night together at my apartment's terrace, and she facetimed her best friend. She caught on and after texted her "drunk showers are the best" so of course we had to try that.
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Wall still in one piece, bought a third box of condoms last night (not a fan of using them, but she's not on bc and i dont think she'd make a great single mom), still a few more days to go. Neither of us have any bruising/marks on our necks, I don't think I can say the same about her throat though

All my friends approve, maybe except the roommate that I share a wall with.

Lots and lots of shower fun, too. My god what an event. Last night we had a little wine night together at my apartment's terrace, and she facetimed her best friend. She caught on and after texted her "drunk showers are the best" so of course we had to try that.
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Wall still in one piece, bought a third box of condoms last night (not a fan of using them, but she's not on bc and i dont think she'd make a great single mom), still a few more days to go. Neither of us have any bruising/marks on our necks, I don't think I can say the same about her throat though

All my friends approve, maybe except the roommate that I share a wall with.

Lots and lots of shower fun, too. My god what an event. Last night we had a little wine night together at my apartment's terrace, and she facetimed her best friend. She caught on and after texted her "drunk showers are the best" so of course we had to try that.
Wow its like in James Bond movie! They do the shower stuff alot and I like it. If you do it sober its not as good? Have you tried Ripping the bong with her yet?
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Idk about y'all but this 213 motherfucker makes this thread LIVEEE af

Dude is fuckin hilarious
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Wall still in one piece, bought a third box of condoms last night (not a fan of using them, but she's not on bc and i dont think she'd make a great single mom), still a few more days to go. Neither of us have any bruising/marks on our necks, I don't think I can say the same about her throat though

All my friends approve, maybe except the roommate that I share a wall with.

Lots and lots of shower fun, too. My god what an event. Last night we had a little wine night together at my apartment's terrace, and she facetimed her best friend. She caught on and after texted her "drunk showers are the best" so of course we had to try that.
Wow its like in James Bond movie! They do the shower stuff alot and I like it. If you do it sober its not as good? Have you tried Ripping the bong with her yet?
Fuck that, snort a line off her ass or tits if you got the balls.
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Wall still in one piece, bought a third box of condoms last night (not a fan of using them, but she's not on bc and i dont think she'd make a great single mom), still a few more days to go. Neither of us have any bruising/marks on our necks, I don't think I can say the same about her throat though

All my friends approve, maybe except the roommate that I share a wall with.

Lots and lots of shower fun, too. My god what an event. Last night we had a little wine night together at my apartment's terrace, and she facetimed her best friend. She caught on and after texted her "drunk showers are the best" so of course we had to try that.
Wow its like in James Bond movie! They do the shower stuff alot and I like it. If you do it sober its not as good? Have you tried Ripping the bong with her yet?
Fuck that, snort a line off her ass or tits if you got the balls.
but then wouldnt u want to always have sex on Yeyo then? I like it after a nice spicy buldak noodles. But then if your gf sucks on your pipe you might be in pain cuz she just ate the buldack with you. So instead of some yey, a nice roast duck over rice and watercress with warm tea is perfect before intercourse. Then a Nat Sherman with Haagen DaZs!
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Fuck that, snort a line off her ass or tits if you got the balls.
pst.....molly....ahem, cough, I mean what?
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Wow its like in James Bond movie! They do the shower stuff alot and I like it. If you do it sober its not as good? Have you tried Ripping the bong with her yet?
nah its fun sober too, but being drunk makes anything more fun lol

re: bong, i dont smoke. she doesnt either, and id like to keep it that way
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Well, gents (and lady or two) after 4 years, the girlfriend is gone. Devastated is about the only word I can come up with. Sucks.
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Well, gents (and lady or two) after 4 years, the girlfriend is gone. Devastated is about the only word I can come up with. Sucks.
THIS
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I'm sorry.
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Well, gents (and lady or two) after 4 years, the girlfriend is gone. Devastated is about the only word I can come up with. Sucks.
PM'd. Very sorry to hear that though.
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