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      10-02-2015, 01:49 AM   #6733
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That's not me, I have better abs! Hahaha jk, omg, I sound like Sugarskulls
I would bet you would scream harder!
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      10-02-2015, 01:51 AM   #6734
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Lol of course you'd go. Dude we all know you are a sane man. That post was a joke from the ssott, but also we moms are weird.

Try reasoning with one. Haha
Funny, I am watching the new tv show grandfathered, and grandpa is running to ER with his grand daughter. Same convo happening on tv show.
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      10-02-2015, 02:03 AM   #6735
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That's not me, I have better abs! Hahaha jk, omg, I sound like Sugarskulls
Lol.

I've had experiences whit the usual gasses and if one of those got me, the noises I'd make would be the least of my issues.

I'm willing to bet that too has the panic effect on you. She had either done it before or she truly knew (by other methods) what was coming to her.

Tear gas for instance. You know it's perfectly safe but the panic it brings up is bad. It gets worse if others around you react badly. The people in these clips have not had the full effect, I'm willing to bet the two dollars asb owes me on this.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      10-02-2015, 04:51 AM   #6736
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Jesus Christ. You all claim to have money. You can all fly to Vancouver and fight it out and I'll judge.
Tara - when did you shoot this video

That's not me, I have better abs! Hahaha jk, omg, I sound like Sugarskulls
Omgggg you're SO arrogant!
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Ps is it weird that it kind of turned me on hearing her scream like that?

Must look into a taser...
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      10-02-2015, 06:47 AM   #6738
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Ps is it weird that it kind of turned me on hearing her scream like that?

Must look into a taser...
It's a little weird, but that doesn't mean it's a bad thing.
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Perfectly normal...the taser, not so much.
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And apparently, "retard" grammar too.
Sorry treat this as text since on phone don't speak in full sentences. Off to hood river early for the weekend.
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So much dick measuring in this thread, PM me for mine, measured this morning.
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So much dick measuring in this thread, PM me for mine, measured this morning.
You can't say you measured you're dick and not post the results.


Also, if we're going to do this, we all need to make sure we start where the shaft meets the base so nobody tries to tweak their measurements to win.
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So much dick measuring in this thread, PM me for mine, measured this morning.
You can't say you measured you're dick and not post the results.


Also, if we're going to do this, we all need to make sure we start where the shaft meets the base so nobody tries to tweak their measurements to win.
Tis true, can measure from any area but the base of the shaft. So no measuring from the taint SS.

I'm in a good mood, I still have a job.
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Tis true, can measure from any area but the base of the shaft. So no measuring from the taint SS.

I'm in a good mood, I still have a job.
Yeah, no using tape measures, steel machinists scale only.


Amen brother. This job pisses me off, but at least I still have it.
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I already posted a pic shortly after yours. Although I'm not as good looking as you, I don't believe that my mouth is as big as yours. I didn't win the singing competition but I won the hearts of millions.
I "see" your voice sounds really good .
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That's not me, I have better abs! Hahaha jk, omg, I sound like Sugarskulls
I think it's you Tara because most girls really like vibrations .
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I think it's you Tara because most girls really like vibrations .
Actually most girls like manners, fun, class, being able to be a goof, responsibility, and normalcy. A perv isn't very high up on that list.
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I think it's you Tara because most girls really like vibrations .
Actually most girls like manners, fun, class, being able to be a goof, responsibility, and normalcy. A perv isn't very high up on that list.
Bwahahahahah!
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Actually most girls like manners, fun, class, being able to be a goof, responsibility, and normalcy. A perv isn't very high up on that list.
That sounds actually like a girl ...
Mmmmm...I really would love to see a pic of "your" ID ?
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Actually most girls like manners, fun, class, being able to be a goof, responsibility, and normalcy. A perv isn't very high up on that list.
That sounds actually like a girl ...
Mmmmm...I really would love to see a pic of "your" ID ?
I'm blonde and in my avatar, big boy

Want to see my ass?
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Great, it went from a dick contest to an ass contest. Should we just start a new thread?
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Great, it went from a dick contest to an ass contest. Should we just start a new thread?
Silence, woman. If we want your opinion, we'll take the duct tape off your mouth.
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Mmmmm...I really would love to see a pic of "your" ID ?
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